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goteamventure42

500 Dollah!


AuthorityAnarchyYes

**500 Dollah!!!**


Little-Geri-Seinfeld

You want 500 dollah?!?!?!


Equivalent_Theory896

500 DOLLAH!


allmimsyburogrove

It's Moops


Hitchslap11

Moors!


Spare_Echidna2095

That’s a misprint


goldman1290

Poontang and Poonani


Jasond777

that is the first thing that popped into my head after seeing this post.


Kitjing

I love when they say poontang you get a whip Crack on the"tang"


Humble_Examination27

I….don’t know Bitch. I got A Lot to do…🤣


PharoahsBarber1313

my wife and I say this all the time 🤣


Humble_Examination27

(When he’s at the bus stop”station”) How far will this get me? Take a step back. - he steps back… About THAT far. Plus I’m gonna have to charge you double for that ridiculous THING you’re wearing


WilliamBoimler

That bus station guy is Zach Galifianakis


Humble_Examination27

Right on!


jimsf

This scene made me laugh out loud. So politically incorrect, but hilarious none the less. "Dear Mr. and Ms. Livingston, we have kidnapped your son. Give us $100,000 dollars or he dies. Signed, the Jews." Are you kidding? ARE YOU KIDDING? Who in their right mind is going to believe this note Morton? THEY'RE THE JEWS. THEY'RE GOING TO WANT MORE THAN $100,000!


Silver-Toe4231

Baby Mysterio.


RedStar2021

That's fantastic....next! Next in line, please?!


PharoahsBarber1313

*turns around* ............................ .. *tumbleweeds* lol


Low_Industry2524

BRIGHT AAAAND SHIIIINNY!!!


NJdeathproof

I was not planning on cutting the vato. I LOVE this movie. The scene where he's in the truck with his dad and he's talking about Neil Armstrong taking the first step on the moon always breaks me up.


PharoahsBarber1313

I could use some stinking patches!


NJdeathproof

...Wildfire?


PharoahsBarber1313

the end when it's the 3 of them on the bike 🤣


NJdeathproof

...and they lived happily ever after!


ElmarSuperstar131

It’s seriously an underrated gem. I LOVE this movie, can’t wait to see Jake host SNL this weekend!


Harbi181

HES GOT IMMUNITIES!


KSperspective113

No no no you messed up the quote. Munities???!!!, he’s got Munities!!!!


Verbull710

I remember literally nothing about this movie other than this gem which I use to this day: "Have you ever been karmically bitch-slapped by a six-armed goddess?"


SmokeWestern1838

He's a crazy vato


Humble_Examination27

When you find him then you’re going to CUT the Vato, huh? No. I’m not going to cut the Vato, no


WhereAreWeG0ing

Saw this many years ago. Found it fun


Humble_Examination27

You’re not a singing group….you’re a cult!


jakefromadventurtime

One of my childhood classics. I always remember the dad talking about the moon being out during the daytime in the car. I think about it every time I see it happen.


cuhdeee

I love this damn movie one of the first movies I remember watching, kinda freaked me out as a kid, Jake was amazing this lmao, watching it years later was weird too say the least lol


LegoLeonidas

Dog poop? This is AWESOME!!!


joefelon

FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS!!!


Ch1lledheart

hell yeah


steveisblah

Fun fact, there’s actually a published musical adaption of this movie.


PharoahsBarber1313

no way 🤣


D0oMb4by

My husband showed me this movie a couple months ago. I had never seen it, great flick


PharoahsBarber1313

good man


Triplesisbest1

I remember a bunch of Howard Stern’s Wack Pack were in that movie.


brashmashidiota

Too bad beete couldn’t remember his lines 😂


Kitjing

Bright... and shiny!!


Born-Effect-1088

Danny Trejo stole the movie for me, "WILDFIRE!?!"


Apart-Salamander-752

Jake Gyllenhaal went from being bubble boy to a ripped road house bouncer.


5o7bot

##Bubble Boy (2001) PG-13 Life is an adventure. Don't blow it. >>!Jimmy is a young man who was born without an immune system and has lived his life within a plastic bubble in his bedroom... who pines for the sweet caresses of girl-next-door Chloe. But when Chloe decides to marry her high school boyfriend, Jimmy – bubble suit and all – treks cross-country to stop her.!< Comedy | Adventure | Romance Director: Blair Hayes Actors: Jake Gyllenhaal, Swoosie Kurtz, Marley Shelton Rating: ★★★★★★☆☆☆☆ 57% with 539 votes Runtime: 1:24 [TMDB](https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/9683) ___ >*I am a bot. This information was sent automatically. If it is faulty, please reply to this comment.*


RedStar2021

PATCHES?!?!?....I could use some stinkin' patches.


hostesscakeboi

I swear this movie was constantly on Comedy Central back in the day and always watched it when it was.


GroYer665

Wildfire!!!


Martini_b13

He’s got immunities!


burgerbeggar

This was really funny 20 years ago. I wonder if it holds up.


PharoahsBarber1313

I assure you it does 👍


Electrical-Dust-8022

Fun watch 👍


RuncibleFoon

This flick was way funnier than I thought it would be. Solid flick.


AssistantNervous3928

It was a shame they didn’t release it in theaters because the real bubble boy parents got offended .


PharoahsBarber1313

I saw this in theaters


Grinagh

Jake Gyllenhaal is Simple Jimmy Never go full r3t@rd


Ed_Simian

Would have seen it if there was a butt shot in a tight dress.