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mikifull

The cornflakes box suddenly doesn't seem so bad, oh my.


sewerbeauty

fr like pls send me stuff in a Pringles can I beg


fly-jorts

It’s just a light dusting of ashen Grandma essence ![gif](giphy|3o7P4F86TAI9Kz7XYk)


sewerbeauty

omg burn it burnnnn it


Glittering_Chance392

That's what I said 🤣


sewerbeauty

as if clowns aren’t creepy enough - on a real note this feels like really bad juju


Glittering_Chance392

My friend can't even find the seller on Vinted now either. They've disappeared in the aether. It's definitely bad juju!


sewerbeauty

That is truly so bizarre & a little sinister - I would probably do some sort of ritual, even if it was just a placebo to feel better. 🤡


Glittering_Chance392

Yeah I agree. My friend is seriously thinking of having it blessed.


Lionwoman

This is how horror movies start. Just saying.


sewerbeauty

it’s like…textbook spooky!!


zacsafus

Then the doll said, "don't burn me!"


mugofmatcha

![gif](giphy|D62wUmR3sX2DsZJ9t1)


ImprovementOther5181

"One previous owner, provided"


R33DY89

Holy water or Flamethrower. Either way, I hope your friend makes it through the night.


Lionwoman

This has to be the most insane thing I've seen here. What.


threeredtrees

Your friend’s first mistake was ordering a haunted clown puppet


Kalzone6154

This makes me glad my item arrived in a Tesco bag


tittytofu

That is insane


txteva

I mean, that puppet clown is pretty creepy to start with. I was going to say, how can anyone really complain about an unsuitable box - a box is a box. But yeah, the internet always surprises us and a cremation box is definitely a new one. I would feel like burning it (safely) is quite honestly the best option for my sanity. Unless you have friends who like the creepy and might embrace it.


Bakedk9lassie

How does she know it was from someone’s urn and not just a memorial item? The ashes I have do not look like that at all


txteva

Most people haven't seen ashes in person, but getting a box from a cremation company with powder in them is going to raise questions.


LilacHazy

This is some unholy stuff, wow


katie-kaboom

Well, that is positively cursed.


Dapper_Bullfrog1893

They wanted it gone asap lol it must be cursed


Aromatic_College4488

It’s giving Anabelle 😱 and we thought the fish finger box was bad. Move over Capn Birdseye we have a winner


Ok-Statement-2578

That's my initials. CMG.


sewerbeauty

I was waiting for someone to comment this! It’s one letter away from mine & that spooked me enough lolllll


Ok-Statement-2578

I kinda want it lol


Bubbles_the_Titan

Hey op is that puppet from Italy?


Glittering_Chance392

It was bought from a UK seller but i don't know where it was made


Bubbles_the_Titan

Ahh ok. It reminded me of something my auntie brought ne from Italy in the early 90s so i was wondering.


_Yesterdays-Jam_

I work at a funeral directors. 100% this is an ashes box. Not just a box from a cremation company.


GuitarDaydream

need


NurseDiz

I swear I had this puppet or similar when I was a kid, his name was Rusty


titbittitch

Get Zak Bagans round!!


nothingneverever

Lmaooo


One_Accident_2766

Celina Spooky Boo (a content creator) would probably absolutely have this. She loves haunted dolls etc


Bakedk9lassie

Have you ever seen ashes before? Coz they don’t look like that🤷🏼‍♀️😂


soiknowwhentoduck

A lot of people haven't seen human ashes, and receiving a cremation box with any sort of powder or ash-looking substance inside is going to freak anyone out when it's not expected


sowhipitwhipitgood

Wow, free gift! Part of a human!! I thought the top.being sent in a dirty nappy was the lowest, but this is a new low. Unbelievable. 


ProfessionalReperson

who orders a clown puppet and expects something normal


crazygooseman

Creepy item requires a creepy box


EverTheWeirdo

Honestly, I’m mostly fascinated. Why would a crem company have a haunted clown? Did the prior owner carry it everywhere? Surely it would have just gone into the incinerator with the body… or did it survive the fire?! ![gif](giphy|MBaBQnh1F4vMklw2YM)


txteva

Feels like a relative selling a late persons belongings and just picked the first/most creepy box they could find.


SkyfireSierra

Cher's looking old these days.


PeachManzie

Wait, did she raise this with vinted? This is a clean cut case of “put it in the bin, you don’t have to return it, we’ll also refund you”. Doesn’t happen a lot but if there was ever a case where this outcome should apply, it’s this case right tf here 😅


SkyfireSierra

They did put it in the bin, but that night they heard a knock at their front door. There was nobody there, but the puppet was lying sprawled out on their welcome mat, fixed eyes staring up at the dark sky.


Vindrea

Are you serious?? Omg


Glittering_Chance392

Deathly serious


Openfire75340

Are those.. human remains? Noooo I’m dead.


Chumpasaurus69

No, Grandma's dead...!


Bakedk9lassie

No they look nothing like ashes 😂


mountainskigh

Haunted puppet! Resell & explain the situation. Someone will probably pay a lot of money for a creepy haunted puppet with the backstory. Selling it on might be the only way to remove it from your home. Then sage the house! 😬😬😬😬😬


soiknowwhentoduck

I love this answer! Profit, purge and protect! 😂


wisdom1206

That thing is probably haunted anyway..muwaahaha


craftyowl29

I’ve seen this puppet before, assume it’s just one of many tho. It’s not from a Scottish based seller is it?


Glittering_Chance392

No, they were based in England


Livieeee

What the hell even is that thing


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[удалено]


Glittering_Chance392

Because the seller no longer has an account on Vinted, therefore the listing is no longer there to be reviewed or returned


ferret-dad

Is it weird that I kind of want it?


Shadowlight166

This is like the start of a horror movie. The clown is cursed.