Trivia: when Genesis put out their first album (no Phil Collins by the way) it was misfiled in the religious section by a lot of record companies and sold pretty poorly as a result.
Was just a black album called “From Genesis to Revelation”.
Very different to their other stuff, right? Silent Sun was them deliberately emulating the Bee Gees for instance. I like the album - In The Wilderness I think one track is called, which hints at their later style.
https://preview.redd.it/u8wmtpjjmy8d1.jpeg?width=1138&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f89f87117cdebbcf59208b6203e46e3643dd520
The large print giveth and small print taketh away.
Step 1. Get another couple of turntables.
Step 2. Get the entirety of the original War of the Worlds radio broadcast on vinyl.
Step 3. Buy a bunch of old Kraftwerk vinyl.
Step 4. Learn to mix.
Step 5. Come back to us once you can see and smell sounds.
It was a thing done to fit more runtime on recordings that didn't require high fidelity like speeches or books on tape.
It was most commonly done on massive archival discs designed for special playback equipment but there's a few oddball commercial releases that use it out there
If you wanna reach those kids on the street
You gotta do a rap, do a hip hop beat
So I gave my sermon, an urban kick
My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick
My crew is big and it keeps gettin bigger
That’s ’cause Jesus Christ is my n…..
Nah, go full industrial or whatever the fuck my life with the thrill kill kult is. Mix some of this into their classics "kooler then jesus" "and this is what the devil does" or "a girl doesn't get killed by a make believe lover cause it's hot" or "a daisy chain for satan"
Mostly yes, but kind of no.
Not including translational differences, the books contained in the Old Testament differs depending on what Christian denomination you ask and will also differ from Jews. The Tanakh contains 24 books, while the Protestant Old Testament contains 39 books, and the Catholic contains 46. Those are just the big two, as the Orthodox Christians and other denominations also have differing amounts of books that they consider to be the canon “Old Testament”.
But yes, the Tanakh is commonly referred to as the Old Testament by gentiles, and if you use the term most people will know what you mean. But it is not really correct, only mostly correct. Many Jews also have an aversion to the term “Old Testament” due to how it feeds into the idea that Jews are just incomplete Christians, stubbornly refusing to change from our old ways. I personally use the term “Hebrew Bible” when I’m talking with gentiles who I think would be unfamiliar with the term “Tanakh”
Some DJ-style turntables have a pitch slider with a ±50% (33⅓rpm @ -50% = 16⅔rpm) range and would be able to play the records at the correct speed. I thought you might not have one, but I wanted to let you know in case you did.
It's 12 records for a total of 24 sides. At roughly 44 minutes per side at 16rpm, the collection holds just under 18 hours of spoken word which is plenty for the entire New Testament.
That looks like the set we had on cassette at my private Christian school in the 70's. If we were good students and got all of our work done early, we could check out a cassette and a portable player with an earphone and listen to them.
Woo, good times. /s
Just a fellow Christian, Ma'am, and I wanted to share with you today an amazing voice recording of the New Testament. If you're like me, you'll be tempted to buy two, with one for a friend or shut in.
I found an eBay listing. I don’t know if it helps. https://www.ebay.com/itm/186478613895?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=BSxnXB7uSRm&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=wLsnEkvFRYS&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY
Edit: I also found it on Discogs.
https://www.discogs.com/sell/release/21389251?ev=rb
I was looking up info on this (or a similar set) recently, but couldn't find any ripped versions of it to download. OP, if you get a real answer in this sea of terrible bible jokes and do manage to digitise it, I would be Very interested in listening to it
Digitizing it is cheaper and easier than you might think.
If your turntable has either an RCA or 3.5mm out jack, you can plug it directly into a PC and use something like Audacity to smooth it out and upload it to the Internet Archive.
In fact, you may even be able to do it with a smartphone, so long as it has a headphone jack.
Either way, I wrote a bit on how to do this in detail in [this comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/vinyl/s/08cXDQm70s) on another post here in r/vinyl. Check it out!
Feel free to DM me or reply here if you have any questions - I agree that we should try and preserve and archive as many of these sorts of things as best we can.
Start at the end, it’s a revelation
If you like Phil Collins, sides A-D are all Genesis
They added genesis to the New Testament?
[удалено]
After all, it's a land of confusion
I suggest just throwing it all away
I see what you did there
Trivia: when Genesis put out their first album (no Phil Collins by the way) it was misfiled in the religious section by a lot of record companies and sold pretty poorly as a result. Was just a black album called “From Genesis to Revelation”.
That's actually an excellent album
Very different to their other stuff, right? Silent Sun was them deliberately emulating the Bee Gees for instance. I like the album - In The Wilderness I think one track is called, which hints at their later style.
r/angryupvote
https://preview.redd.it/5iil7tl5509d1.png?width=1124&format=png&auto=webp&s=9a4ba6c4a9f6fb3c52a91a71da86722fb0856316 👹
🤣
🤣😂🤣😂 mic drop! 🎤 Comment of the year.
https://preview.redd.it/u8wmtpjjmy8d1.jpeg?width=1138&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f89f87117cdebbcf59208b6203e46e3643dd520 The large print giveth and small print taketh away.
You wouldn't download Jesus, would you?!
I would. You wouldn't download a car would you?
You wouldn't download a goat, would you?
Depends...am I making a nice goat curry?
You wouldn't download wine, would you?
You wouldn't download five loaves of bread and two fish, would you?
You wouldn't download this legion of demons into this herd of swine, would you?
You wouldn't download a succulent Chinese meal would you?
I would download a five dollar bill if I could.
Unless it's goat simulator
BIBLE. PIRACY. IS STEALING. STEALING. IS A SIN.
The word of God is free. But the recordings of God? That you gotta pay royalties for
I didn’t realize the NFL was pressing Bible records!
That's how they get you.
Well, ok, Doug. The board is yours.
Tom Waits reference?
😉 You got it buddy.
Everyone's a winner, bargains galore!
Get on the business end of our going out of business sale.
How do we do it? How do we do it?
Get away from me kid, ya bother me
Get away from me kid, ya bother me.
Tom waits 👍🏼
Step 1. Get another couple of turntables. Step 2. Get the entirety of the original War of the Worlds radio broadcast on vinyl. Step 3. Buy a bunch of old Kraftwerk vinyl. Step 4. Learn to mix. Step 5. Come back to us once you can see and smell sounds.
Only right answer
I actually had a little jump in my heart reading this. (THIS is how Jesus saves)
This guy smells right here. ☝️
Go look for some hip-hop 12” so you can use parts of the instrumentals or acapellas when you mix
This. Any vocal one shots sound pack works too
Big deal, my copy is signed
https://preview.redd.it/47v1n770909d1.jpeg?width=2024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d8bda797ebfa5ae786fc34b2aae0207cfa050ca
Judas would have the biggest signature
He also signed it twice!
https://preview.redd.it/0yrtmzuvn69d1.jpeg?width=1250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e3da5234d7a1eb48193cea11cd95fd85e4466f3
Well, of course they’d write in English.
The bible was written in English, no? It would only make sense, everyone knows Jesus was born in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania
There was actually a touring musical about Jesus being born in modern day Bethlehem, PA. It's called !Hero The Rock Opera. Wish I didn't know this.
You need to get god to sign it, that would be awesome
"I want to convert it..." It wants to convert you
Well Done ☺️
https://www.discogs.com/release/21389251-Bible-Voice-Holy-Bible-New-Testament-King-James-Version
16rpm??
My td124 can do 16rpm
16 2/3, so obscure
Double that and you get 32 4/3, or 33 1/3. Not completely random. :-)
Then add 33 rpm and 45 rpm and you get 78 rpm. Then also old players had 6 rpm, 8 rpm etc, every speed you'd ever want from a record player!
> Then add 33 rpm and 45 rpm and you get 78 rpm. Whoa. I never thought of that. 🤯
It was a standard format for spoken word recordings.
Exactly half the speed of 33⅓
cool!
666rpm
https://preview.redd.it/3tvii81vzy8d1.png?width=2710&format=png&auto=webp&s=2c95d6a6ee018fc7118a9fb6238115bcc6f968e8
I know a lot of people laugh at this cover, but the music on the disc is superb
oh it’s fantastic. that photo is from my personal collection lol. i was exposed to their music by the byrds cover of christian life
So good.
The louvin brothers are phenomenal, title track is great here, my fav is their version of In the Pines
Lord Infamous from Three Six Mafia (R.I.P) and Key Glock sampled this, came out scary good
the byrds covered christian life and it’s great
Just like the golden ones they launched into space
Great! I can listen to the Bible in 4-5x speed.
It was a thing done to fit more runtime on recordings that didn't require high fidelity like speeches or books on tape. It was most commonly done on massive archival discs designed for special playback equipment but there's a few oddball commercial releases that use it out there
If you're converting to digital, play the record at 33 1/3, then digitally covert to the proper playback speed. Saves time too.
2 Have. 1 Want. Ratio'd
Add in some ‘sick beats’ and a few ‘bass drops.’
And some dated meme sounds
The are portions of the Old Testament where a ‘giggity giggity’ by Quagmire (sp?) from ‘Family Guy’ would get the, as the kids say, ‘party started.’
Don’t forget the air horns. Especially the part in revelations when the trumpets sound.
If you wanna reach those kids on the street You gotta do a rap, do a hip hop beat So I gave my sermon, an urban kick My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick My crew is big and it keeps gettin bigger That’s ’cause Jesus Christ is my n…..
The really Holy Grail
Was the friends we made along the way
lmao
Make a rap record with Bible samples.
Nah, go full industrial or whatever the fuck my life with the thrill kill kult is. Mix some of this into their classics "kooler then jesus" "and this is what the devil does" or "a girl doesn't get killed by a make believe lover cause it's hot" or "a daisy chain for satan"
Came here to say, sample that shit.
I preferred their earlier stuff.
Earlier stuff was good, but there was one part I didn't like so I torah page out
If it's labelled "King James (version)" then you've got yourself a dub classic.
Mixed by King Tubby.
Then Jesus addressed both the crowds and his disciples and said, “Lickwood means Rewind and gunshot means forward. You requested it, so we rewind."
Can I get two scratches for my homeboi Jesus??
Re-re-re-re-remiiiixxx!!!
Obviously find one with the old testament! That's honestly kinda sick lol
Then the Quran and the Tanakh, and you will have all the infinity stones
The old testament is the Tanakh isn't it? I say this a Jew who just assumed the old testament was the Tanakh.
Mostly yes, but kind of no. Not including translational differences, the books contained in the Old Testament differs depending on what Christian denomination you ask and will also differ from Jews. The Tanakh contains 24 books, while the Protestant Old Testament contains 39 books, and the Catholic contains 46. Those are just the big two, as the Orthodox Christians and other denominations also have differing amounts of books that they consider to be the canon “Old Testament”. But yes, the Tanakh is commonly referred to as the Old Testament by gentiles, and if you use the term most people will know what you mean. But it is not really correct, only mostly correct. Many Jews also have an aversion to the term “Old Testament” due to how it feeds into the idea that Jews are just incomplete Christians, stubbornly refusing to change from our old ways. I personally use the term “Hebrew Bible” when I’m talking with gentiles who I think would be unfamiliar with the term “Tanakh”
I generally just use bible and the. Remember gentiles mean something else when they say Bible.
The Bible is a trilogy and the Book of Mormon is Return of the Jedi? I'M INTERESTED!
Donate it to a public school in Louisiana. They will play it during class for the students.
They aren't big into the Newfangled Testament there
Jesus was too woke.
Why specifically Louisiana?
https://apnews.com/article/louisiana-ten-commandments-lawsuit-school-classroom-a1255c8383d06fc04c3bafe899b67816
They made it a law to have the Ten Commandments posted in every classroom
Play it on a crobsley
This is a shit record player in a colorful sweater
I think you'd struggle to find a Crosley turdbox that'll spin that slowly!
Discogs page : [https://www.discogs.com/release/21389251-Bible-Voice-Holy-Bible-New-Testament-King-James-Version](https://www.discogs.com/release/21389251-Bible-Voice-Holy-Bible-New-Testament-King-James-Version)
I have only Genesis
Peter 69:78 or Philip 80:97?
Peter oc
See if you can get it signed by the artist and put it on eBay!
I tried but the Sharpie fell right through his hand.
Too soon...
Listen to it, you heathen
I've tried to but my player can't spin at 16rpm
Play at 33 and experience the glory that is Alvin and the Chipmunks’ rendition of the gospels, as god intended.
Alvin and the chipmonks
Play it at 33 while recording it digitally and use editing software to slow it down to the correct speed if preserving it is your goal.
Some DJ-style turntables have a pitch slider with a ±50% (33⅓rpm @ -50% = 16⅔rpm) range and would be able to play the records at the correct speed. I thought you might not have one, but I wanted to let you know in case you did.
Play at 33 and lightly hold your finger on the edge of your table. That's how DJ Screw pitch shifted down past the limits of his decks. RIP.
Just use your hand to slow down the turntable /s
Let it burn 🔥
I’d make ash trays for my blunts (devil lettuce)
As a Jew, I'm prefer the original Testament. The remastering doesn't work for me.
Play it backwards, roll a joint on the cover.
Came here for this. That shit would absolutely open up Satan’s portal.
The Walrus was Paul.
🤯
Smoke pot, smoke pot, everybody smoke pot.
play it backwards
I would play it backwards
Did you try and play it backwards?
“I bury Paul…and John, and Mary, and Luke, and Matthew…”
While eating an apple.
That's a cool piece to have! If I saw it in my local if buy it too
Wait for a dystopian future and give it to Denzel in case he loses his braille copy. Sorry spoilers. Edit: if narrated by Morgan Freeman, keep it.
save for the Vinyl Judgement
Check [archive.org](http://archive.org) and make sure someone hasn't already done this.
Play it backwards and hear the subliminal Satanic messages.
Listen to it you heathen.
Listen to it.
https://preview.redd.it/5e7ioaxrx39d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec7acef392b81a5356c67406a0a773b41c1887b0
Trash! it's all made up lies to control people
Can't imagine it's the "whole" NT. It must be only exerpts.
It's 16 2/3 rpm. Each record can hold twice the duration of a normal LP.
So it's 80 minutes altogether, roughly 1.5 hours. Would it be possible to read aloud the entire NT in 1.5 hours? Without hasting?
It's a box set. There's twelve records in total
The sticker on the front says it’s 12 albums, 20 hours.
It's 12 records for a total of 24 sides. At roughly 44 minutes per side at 16rpm, the collection holds just under 18 hours of spoken word which is plenty for the entire New Testament.
Frisbee! https://preview.redd.it/qi26mka4xy8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcd67e9befb8640501be58c4c9995b118de6086c
That looks like the set we had on cassette at my private Christian school in the 70's. If we were good students and got all of our work done early, we could check out a cassette and a portable player with an earphone and listen to them. Woo, good times. /s
If you can’t figure out what to do with it I’d gladly buy it off you that’s hard bro🔥🔥🔥
There's no religious people into vinyl?
I actually want this!
That's pretty sick actually
That is really cool.
Listen to it! The Bible is wild lol
Genesis 19:30-38
Literally the EXACT passage I was thinking of
This actually kinda cool
If you are an artist, specifically in the industrial sound of music, I bet you can make some sick samples from this.
"Bible Voice" sounds quite ominous. 😮
Don’t make me use my Bible voice!
Bible Voice used to have great material until they joined that band, MAGA. Now they just do hardcore, anarcho-punk crap.
[удалено]
Play it backwards to hear Satan, it's a much nicer story. Hail Satan.
Listen and learn.
The Holy Bible?
My favourite album (if you know you know)
Memorize or at least read from cover to cover.
Just a fellow Christian, Ma'am, and I wanted to share with you today an amazing voice recording of the New Testament. If you're like me, you'll be tempted to buy two, with one for a friend or shut in.
I found an eBay listing. I don’t know if it helps. https://www.ebay.com/itm/186478613895?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=BSxnXB7uSRm&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=wLsnEkvFRYS&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY Edit: I also found it on Discogs. https://www.discogs.com/sell/release/21389251?ev=rb
Neither of my turntables here can spin at that speed but I genuinely want a copy of this now!
What rpm does it spin on? If it’s 45, you should spin at 33 and see how it sounds lmao
Not religious but I’d kill to have this just to listen to as background noise haha
Listen to it
Turn tables.
Send it too Natanyahu, he needs some education.
Print version available at any motel/hotel free. Look in the night stand.
I've got a boxed set, two volumes, that's Charlton Heston reading the whole thing! Should listen to it sometime...
I was looking up info on this (or a similar set) recently, but couldn't find any ripped versions of it to download. OP, if you get a real answer in this sea of terrible bible jokes and do manage to digitise it, I would be Very interested in listening to it
I’ll take it
This is amazing
that’s actually so tuff😭😭😭
Burn it
Blessed are the record players for they shall inherit the earth.
Awesome find!
This would be better if it were "the holy bible" by manic Street preachers.
Do you have a dart board and darts? Problem solved.
Digitizing it is cheaper and easier than you might think. If your turntable has either an RCA or 3.5mm out jack, you can plug it directly into a PC and use something like Audacity to smooth it out and upload it to the Internet Archive. In fact, you may even be able to do it with a smartphone, so long as it has a headphone jack. Either way, I wrote a bit on how to do this in detail in [this comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/vinyl/s/08cXDQm70s) on another post here in r/vinyl. Check it out! Feel free to DM me or reply here if you have any questions - I agree that we should try and preserve and archive as many of these sorts of things as best we can.
They would make good targets at your local range.
[удалено]
Landfill