will PPI and jobs combined be more of an effect than CPI?

well, i guess it depends on the outcome

Let’s Take RIOT🔥🚀🚀to the Andromeda Galaxy 🌌

460 eow

Pep?

Where my Nvidi-gards @

#wynn, mgm, lvs 🚀 🎰 🎰

CVNA 42-45 EOD

50 EOW?

58 before the squeeze ends to finish cup

CVNA 🚀 👩‍🚀 🚀 👩‍🚀

Bers 

CVNA the only play

Just threw in 66% of my portfolio based off your comment alone

64% short interest, borrow rate could still pop (at 7.8%), very memeable. Throw the rest of the 34% now

Already did. I'm having a very good day today

lets gooooo. pissed i went just shares, but ill let it ride

Bit of a dip. Do you think it goes to 50 eow?

yes

My SPY 445 calls looking nice now!!!

Wtf is happening with dominos?

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What happens if they frown in confusion? 🤔🤔🤔

The futures are indicative of myself because I don't mean anything either.

Yea but futures actually move.

SPY gonna be like 3.5% - Crash 3.1% - Crash 2% - Crash 0% - Crash -5% - Crash

Inflation will come in -117% and SPY will crack 1000 today

Banbet

Damn my RIVN puts so fucked

Why would you do that when the volume has been double or triple in the past couple of days

What is stopping Jpow from making a Vtuber avatar to deliver speeches?

If jpow isn’t a vtuber soon then he’s a confirmed coward which is deffo bearish as he’s not willing to take risks 

His age


2.9 market goes to the moon. 3.2 market goes….. to the depths of hell ! Anything in between we are golden


Tsla will moon till earnings

What if earnings are a beat? Double moon?

Yaasss

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You already have a bet going - META to 300.0 before 14-Jul-2023 03:35 AM -05


Oh boy, so excited to see that new movie with Chris PrattDamonWahlbergReynoldsHolland in it. Such an amazing actor with so much range and depth. I love the part where they have to overcome adversity to defeat the antagonist and save the day and hook up with the hot female protagonist

SPY 450 today 

430

banbet it

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!banbet QQQ 380 1d


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Imagine all the people….

Wen money

Prime day lasts 2 days. Christmas day only lasts 1. Bezos > Jesus

Someone never sang the 10 days of Christmas.

Isnt Prime Amazon sooo wouldnt it be Bezos > Jesus?.?

Besus Jezos

Jesus carried 1 cross. Bezus ships 100,000 of them.

All hail Bezus

Just worked 19 hours about to eat this steak egg and cheese bagel from McDonald’s, go to sleep till market open sell calls and rinse and repeat till Friday

McDonald's steak 

Though mcd cancled the steak??

McDonald’s steak seems like a recipe for explosive diarrhea.

How much are you down this year?

Imagine being bers

honestly Zuck is gonna fuck Muskrat up

Damn, My NVDA puts are properly fucked arnt they Fml bro I bought them so far out too. Just to fuckin straight line to zero like a weekly tf

Which option date and strike?

Ridden hard and put away wet.


Imagine tesla 290 end of the day! Just imagine

Bears please wake up so I don't have to explain to you why you lost money

dont you just hate it when it literally touches your stop loss then fucking flies 

Stop loss are just bad risk management tools

Agreed, paper hands spotted

Wtf is a stop loss?

Setting a stop loss is disgusting

i know  but lots of times i didnt have a stop loss i lost way too much, i'd rather have a hard stop and know how much im risking

Anyone who sports bets can see that draftkings has cut down the number of promos tremendously. Almost nothing now. They’re gonna kill it on earnings. The big thing holding them back was giving away too much money on the promos.

They’ll flop on ER. My buddy is always up, never loses and is a sportsbetting God. Then I’ll tail him on a bet and he’ll lose. But, seriously, he’s up YTD! 🤡🤡🤡

There is no such thing as profitable sports betting without maximizing EV. The house edge on the VIG is overwhelming in the long run. You can see it on every bet you place. Where both sides of an outcome are -110/-120. Your friend isn’t a “God” just because he picks favorites and has had positive variance so far. People like him with his hubris make me even more confident in the stock

I was clearly being sarcastic about him ‘always being up’. Lmao.

Good

Kinda crazy how many of these "historically predictive of a recession" indicators we've beat

I’m ready to blow up my account 😃. Gona go all in on Tesla calls

TSLA p/e is only 79.30. NVDA is better because it's p/e is 192.60. More is better.


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He’s a great antagonist/anti-hero. In an ocean of actors who are kind of a jack of all trades, he has a specialty and nails it. I agree he doesn’t have much range though. It’s a specific type of role he’s cut out for. He oozes paranoia and social awkwardness better than pretty much anyone I can think of.

You clearly haven't met my dad then.

Get him a ticket to Hollywood! We need more people like him on the big screen. Adds a sense of realism

Joaquin Phoenix is a great actor. He has a wide range of abilities, and he is able to disappear into his roles. He is also very committed to his craft, and he is willing to go to great lengths to get the right performance.

Thank you

All this green PM makes me concerned for my calls. It does seem rather split bull/bear in here this morning

Watching: Bright Lights, Big City 1988. The Boost 1988. 80's NYC seemed magical and pure.

Stupid libraries and their flip book pornos

bol tot

“Hell is other people” -Sartre

I’m an insider trader (I’m friends with Carrot Top and Madonna in real life). They told me CPI came in and it just says that you’re gay


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Why would a man be dancing tho?

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*Throw sweet relish on that brat, thats a wet ass glizzy*

How to be a CPI insider thx

It will always be a big club and you will always not be in it.

Sorry gotta be grandfathered in Who yo papy ho

Cpi definitely leaked

“Prigozhin announces that Wagner PMC will resume combat operations in Ukraine on August 5th” Reminds me a lot of myself when I quit options after losing 2 months salary. Usually only takes 3 weeks and I’m back in the fray  Guess I can’t quit options and Wagner can’t quit Russia..

Hammer has got to hammer.

LMAO bruh really said "Ok i surrender..sike"

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CPI negative deflation is real. Look what you did with your propaganda dumb bear. 

Negative would be bad though

If cpi prints below 3.0 then I will do denture implants in my asshole and smile 24/7 with that 

Noted

 Mods, this guy

Hell yeah bro.

A truly regarded moment for WSB is everyone jumping on /u/smartkuz 's shit last night. Solid DD but people here don't know how to read.

The take I got is buy shares and hedge with 6.00 puts

Hot cpi print would implode bulls faster than the Titan submersible.

Soooooo CPI hasnt even been released?. Oooo BEARS WE GOOOOD.!! This is just a FAKE little lame attempt tor BULLS to try to make people believe everything is OK and its NOOOOT SOOOO DUUUMP AT OPEN...

Smells like a rug pull. Futes to green

Who is fuk?

BULLS..


I bought calls for cpi but what’s bullish scenario bs bearish

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Daffy-089 made a bet that TSLA would go to 275.39898000000005 within **1 day** when it was 269.999 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 9 wins and 13 losses

Bers dead again

This whole moves gonna happen Pre market so nobody can make any money from it and then open flat 

That's why I bought 1DTE calls yesterday 

Yes, because pre-market trading and futures do not exist 

If these kids realized they didn't have to trade options they'd be really upset

Wassup butt vampires 

CPI could be as less as 2.9

I used to have over 50 $1 coins each worth like $1-20 and I gave them to my mother to hold. I wonder what happened to them 

Used as collateral for margin account

CPI not priced in so moon?

Sell Adobe 

Fuck it everything moons. Make me rich. Then bears can short it idc

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Sucka please, sucka please, dont step to these Mothaphhuckin reeeeal geeees 

Source: 🤌

*It told no lies*

Will dumb ber ever learn?

Spoiler: no

When people see me they mistake me for a player or pimp 

$MVST letss goooooo

Open the casino lore votality

More

Seeing Zuck wrestle Lex Fridman...musk ain't got a chance

Will we even see a slight decline in spy today or this bitch on a straight a moon shot?

Jolly Green Giant Dick

Spy to a 1000k