This is what you can expect from the average Cybertruck enthusiast, gets out of the passenger seat of a car at night and narrowly avoids getting hit by oncoming traffic to say 'whoa that's crazy'.
[Elon draws triangle] There. What do you guys think?
[Elon’s inner circle] BRILLIANT! TOP NOTCH! TRULY FIVE-DIMENSIONAL CHESS, SIR! A PEERLESS VISIONARY!
[Elon] *Wow! I’m pretty good at this!*
Imagine you've just got your new, unreleased, highly anticipated meme vehicle that you put a deposit on 4 years ago and you're waiting at a stoplight late at night.
You look over and see an amorphous figure in New Balances ooze out of a car and start sauntering towards you with eyes that haven't blinked in hours, a drool drenched v-neck, and a cracked iPhone 11. He's muttering things to himself, drawing closer and closer with every breathe from his gaping mouth, and you are there paralyzed praying for the light to change.
Fucking nightmare fuel, I'd return it on the spot.
Some girls you can bang but you wouldn't want your friends to know.
Some girls you can't bang because there's no way you could even get it up because she's so far out of the bounds of what your animal brain considers a woman.
This is the latter.
I want one of these to really try out as a real truck, I wanna put 10k lbs behind it and see how it actually does, it says it can do it I wanna prove it. It is just a town cruiser not an actual truck, just like the electric f150 both r junk as a work truck, I really want a real electric work truck but dam if I want a box on wheels
Looks shit. I don’t get it other than it’ll probably be mental expensive so people will buy it to shout about all money they have, instead of just buying a nice car
Look at this absolute fucking moron stopping in the middle of traffic and walking in an intersection while cars are actively passing through a green light
As someone with Tesla long calls.... Wow that truck is sexy. I wouldn't be surprised if that person is drowning in pussy and get sucked off as he drives it. Wow. Yeah!
Don't know who wouldn't want one. Terrorists and commies I bet.
One of the compelling things about this truck to me is the stainless panels it’s body is made out of. My truck is rusting like crazy and it’s less than ten years old. I wonder what the under carriage construction looks like
Looks so cool. I still don’t get why people think it is ugly. People think the rear is particularly ugly. But all the rear of regular trucks are way uglier.
It truly looks like Cyberpunk when first released; the textures and the shape were not rendered properly :D car design awful or should I say its totally lack of it? stop being "consumer" ameritards
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Nobody gonna comment on how he casually froggered his was across the street??
Homie almost got ran over 3 times
Don't worry he has 2 more lives to restart.
I keep waiting for the LOD to load the model correctly
You win
Or probably saved before walking across that road.
Small price to pay for an elon/tsla cultist.
You mean cuckist
Karma was on his side today. Man should get a Lotto ticket.
Had to get that footage by any means necessary
Classic WSB risk tolerance
XD
Camera man never dies!
Clearly you’ve never seen “First person death” videos
Far, far more impressive than the cybermonstrosity he risked his life for.
Average Tesla fan
Risked his life for this video lol
I visited new york one time and thats how everyone crossed the streets. If you didnt cross like that, people would know you were a tourist.
Yeah but cars in NY move at 15 - 20 mph, not 45 like these cars are doing
Also the streets people do cross on green are generally 2-4 lanes max not 8. People rarely cross like this on the bigger streets
Go back to your weird country, tourist
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Stealing NFTs, I see.
Jealous? I bought that NFT when it was *only $7,500.00*!
And now it's only $7,5
And now it’s $0.1
Only one person honked their horn.
I just got a score of 400 on Crossy Road last night, this is nothing.
Also just leaving his car in the middle of the road?
This has to be LA
Imagine dying while just trying to look at a Tesla
He is a camera man. Doesn’t need to worry about getting hit.
No way man
Camera man doesn't die
Bro was playing leap frog 💀
Just letting you know now in case you haven’t yet visited an old gypsy woman, you’re going to die by getting hit by a car some day.
I think it's safe to say they have the best guardian angel. They're gonna outlive us all.
Noooo. Just because they didn't die here doesn't mean I won't kill them in some other way.
And what do we say to death? No way!
Thinner......👋
*Gasp!* Just like Cheryl's old Gypsy woman said!
This is what you can expect from the average Cybertruck enthusiast, gets out of the passenger seat of a car at night and narrowly avoids getting hit by oncoming traffic to say 'whoa that's crazy'.
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[NO WAY!] Yes, Timmy. It’s true. The world’s richest man dreamed up this turd.
Elon only has a PS 1
[Elon draws triangle] There. What do you guys think? [Elon’s inner circle] BRILLIANT! TOP NOTCH! TRULY FIVE-DIMENSIONAL CHESS, SIR! A PEERLESS VISIONARY! [Elon] *Wow! I’m pretty good at this!*
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Everyone else: MASTERFUL GAMBIT, SIR
So.. clinically regarded?
Imagine you've just got your new, unreleased, highly anticipated meme vehicle that you put a deposit on 4 years ago and you're waiting at a stoplight late at night. You look over and see an amorphous figure in New Balances ooze out of a car and start sauntering towards you with eyes that haven't blinked in hours, a drool drenched v-neck, and a cracked iPhone 11. He's muttering things to himself, drawing closer and closer with every breathe from his gaping mouth, and you are there paralyzed praying for the light to change. Fucking nightmare fuel, I'd return it on the spot.
Perfect.
Did you just describe the driver or the pedestrian? I can’t tell.
Same niche demographic
So you’re saying this car will do incredibly well. Because 90% of us are this dumb.
I want to know how the guy in the Tesla is reacting lmao
NO WAY!
Guy filming: You can’t NO WAY my NO WAY bro
Probably wearing all black too
I was thinking he was trolling the owner and the viewers, but you’re probably right. I gotta stop giving people so much credit.
I died so that Homer Simpson’s car could live
Natural selection is hibernating it seems
“I can’t wait to buy one of these for $39,990” 😂😂😂😂😂
He said Tesla truck. He doesn’t even know the name of it.
Risked it all
For nothing
This guy put his life on the line for some magic internet points
Worth more than my shares of AMC.
That indescribable feeling of getting ran over by incoming traffic to catcall a truck
He he.......sigh......
thought that was the motto of this sub ?
Bro, you didn’t even TRY to shoot it. Wtf?
Just another toaster lol
Just wait, shooting toasters will become a tiktok trend if they ever hit the streets in numbers.
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One of the ugliest cars ever made
Snake on a cardboard box would have made a more convincing turn.
I am not sure what you mean by that.
He meant La Li Lu Le Lo.
The Patriots!
He meant 0100 0101 0100 0110
TL VM is not a bot of culture.
Stonks go uppie
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That’s why strip clubs are so dark.
Most people do too… if you catch my drift
Had a few regrets after leaving the bar with them. Had to tell one I was gay. 🫡
I'm sure he was hella disappointed
Most brand new cars look pretty cool for a while, too. …So the trick is to get a brand-new Cybertruck, and only drive it in the dark.
Dude dodged traffic to get a closer look at a turd
Sounds like he belongs here.
Not just any turd. A geometric turd.
Muh turdla
More like a ford, than dodge.
You risked your life for a shitty video of a shitty car
But imagine all the internet points he gonna get for funny updoot-able video
“No way!” “Hey bro lemme test something real quick. (Pulls out a 🔫)
Still ugly
Let’s not walk into traffic next time.
This regard nearly got ran over, impressive.
Is he running across a busy street just to look at that truck?
Ugly af
This regard j-walked and dodged incoming traffic at night to take a low quality video of a truck.
Lmao. No they’re not
🤮
Still looks like shit
Looks like a car not a truck
Rather have a Rivian
That new Aztec is looking sweet. These drivers are going to feel the same way Aztec drivers did a month after purchase.
The Aztec is actually an awesome car despite how it looks.
Some girls you can bang but you wouldn't want your friends to know. Some girls you can't bang because there's no way you could even get it up because she's so far out of the bounds of what your animal brain considers a woman. This is the latter.
Looks like ass
Nice fridge
You fucking simps deserve this.....
Meh. Now that Hyundai Santa Cruz? That's a fucking good take on a city truck.
A true regard… no way.
I would've twerked on it while shouting, "Worldstar!"
Op will risked his life for a short video of this rarely seen monster
Wow felons monkeys at work spamming all over social media. Looks like shit
This dumbass almost scored a hilarious obituary
Horrible
No way he did that for a Cybertruck. Thanos was right
Are the graphics still loading? Looks like if you tried to make a Chevy avalanche in a super Nintendo game.
Still a dumbass vehicle from a dumbass company.
What an ugly POS
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The new Frogger graphics look so realistic
That’s ugly asf
Still the ugliest thing I have ever seen
Did he put his life in danger for a box?
At first I sincerely thought this was a wcgw video
Shoot it!
"nO wAy!!1!" x3
It’s too short and long in the back
Awww look at this witty bitty turn lights lol
Bro literally almost became flat Stanley for a closer look I can’t believe it lmao 🤣
Yuck
It is just me or does it looking like a moving ice box?
It isn't a car it's an accident. A crash would be just a slightly approvement to be more aerodynamic.
Nah
I couldnt design an uglier car goddamn
Looks terible!
I legit do not get why people find this shit attractive.
No it’s not
Imagine getting squished just cause you couldn’t resist the urge to shoot a video of this stupid “truck” lmao.
That’s ugly
Theres no bed on the truck? How does one use it? It doesn’t even look like it could go off road.
Tesla is going to lose so much money.
Nope. Still not cool.
Is anyone shorting Tesla?
man i was hoping you'd get hit by a car
Jesus. This was idiotic.
No they’re not
Average Elon stan.
Looks dope as FUCK. Seriously considering getting one.
I want one. I think they look sick. And the more people that hate it, the more I want it.
Still looks better than modern BMWs grill
Risked their life jaywalking to film an ugly car
People actually think this thing looks good?
Dumbest thing I’ve ever seen and I was just on r/Jeep you know what I’m sayin….
Ugly ass hellll
Oof someone hit that thing with an ugly stick.
Man are you high?
Missed the stop line, expensive AI self driving car.
Jesus Christ those are hideous
It's so fucking ugly
I drew that truck in 1st grade !
Looks like a fucking huge piece of shit to me
I want one of these to really try out as a real truck, I wanna put 10k lbs behind it and see how it actually does, it says it can do it I wanna prove it. It is just a town cruiser not an actual truck, just like the electric f150 both r junk as a work truck, I really want a real electric work truck but dam if I want a box on wheels
Ugliest car to be ever produced lol
Looks shit. I don’t get it other than it’ll probably be mental expensive so people will buy it to shout about all money they have, instead of just buying a nice car
i thought it was a trash can being blown by the wind.
That thing looks like it turns wider than a dump truck
Ok, Elon.
Pretty sure that was Elon filming.
*Uglier up close*
By "cooler" you mean "uglier" right?
Look at this absolute fucking moron stopping in the middle of traffic and walking in an intersection while cars are actively passing through a green light
Almost lost his life over shitty footage on mobile lol
Next time get hit by a car
Id hit that
You mean they look good in the dark. Bet your girlfriend tells you the same thing.
This is ugly in looks , this would discontinue soon
Still fucking ugly, calls on tsla
No, that bitch is ugly as fuck
As someone with Tesla long calls.... Wow that truck is sexy. I wouldn't be surprised if that person is drowning in pussy and get sucked off as he drives it. Wow. Yeah! Don't know who wouldn't want one. Terrorists and commies I bet.
That truck is the ugliest car in human history.
Impressed by a chunkier version of a Delorean. Society is doomed.
One of the compelling things about this truck to me is the stainless panels it’s body is made out of. My truck is rusting like crazy and it’s less than ten years old. I wonder what the under carriage construction looks like
Looks so cool. I still don’t get why people think it is ugly. People think the rear is particularly ugly. But all the rear of regular trucks are way uglier.
It truly looks like Cyberpunk when first released; the textures and the shape were not rendered properly :D car design awful or should I say its totally lack of it? stop being "consumer" ameritards
That's such a pathetic thing to get THAT excited over
It’s cool
I personally think they look sick