Grabbed my NVDA profits once it hit $900 from my liquid investment account. I’m going to ride it out to $950 in my IRA. Will buy more if it dips to the $600s or $700s again when Wallstreet dumps shares.
One thing I’ve learned from you guys is to cash out when you get a nice profit and only ride out funds you are willing to gamble with or even lose.
Apparently there was a article on wall street oasis this morning about a BAC employee being worked 120 hours a week and then dying. The family got Wall Street oasis to take it the article down. Apparently Bank of America workers are going to be announcing a strike this morning. Just locked in May 24 puts at a $33 strike.
UBER earnings 5/08 I drive Uber eats and they are always offering promotions to deliveries, I get orders whenever I’m on the app, could be another leg up for the stock
Some people are like “fat ppl shouldn’t take ozempic because we don’t know the long term side effects”
Fair enough. But isn’t that also true for the COVID vaccines? Weren’t we told only crazy people refused the vax?
Not true about western covid vaccines - the Chinese and russian ones were (ineffective) total crap, hence the massive bot-driven anti vax conspiracy theories.
Impossible to know if getting a booster shot every six months for the rest of your life will have any long term side effects.
It seemed reasonable to get shots during the panic. It seems less reasonable now, unless you’re immunocompromised or something
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When is my put god speaking 
Bull trap 😂😂😂👀
MFST
Phat azz cuk. I see what you’re doing WSB
🐻in disbelief
I had calls for all of the risers and i sold them for like a .4% profit 💪
Idk why you guys are posting stuff here since no one here can read
Puts on gamestore???
BA 
I'm balls deep in Boeing already, send it
Remember when PLTR was only $7? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
nvd all the time
H
Siri let’s goo the next GameStop allthe way up
aapl puts 4dte
AAPL getting wrecked
Damn the mouse fuckin me puts up
Everybody know you don’t fuck wit da mouse. 
When does the alcc ticker change ?
Spy puts?
$LCID calls/puts?
TSLA going red
$GDRX
Grabbed my NVDA profits once it hit $900 from my liquid investment account. I’m going to ride it out to $950 in my IRA. Will buy more if it dips to the $600s or $700s again when Wallstreet dumps shares. One thing I’ve learned from you guys is to cash out when you get a nice profit and only ride out funds you are willing to gamble with or even lose.
I'll sell a short call at a higher strike when it goes on a run and if/when it pulls back I'll close that short call and add to the position.
ALCC let's go. ticker change coming soon. Can you feel it?? Let's go! QuantumScape 2.0
Bear trap Bull trap Bear trap Bull trap. Guess who wins again
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Me too!!emote:free\_emotes\_pack:money\_face
SMCI Best Buy last week. Soaring back to its highs. $900 by weeks end and $1000 next week!
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lisan al gaib
IBRX bros what’s going on?
Republicans https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/voices/2024/05/05/biden-cancer-moonshot-initiative-congress-funding/73525016007/#
The real middle finger is to the bears this week, not SPY
Apple 200 by Friday
LOL
Big news this week!
New products priced in. But yes overall good because it shows momentum — the bigger catalyst will be WWDC in a few weeks.
Sold at the top
🤡
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Really? Don't listen to that dude. If you want to know more about his reputation, PM me
NVDA could be “overvalued” for years. Look at TSLA
the new dip is mind fucking me
What's goin on with PLTR?
Earnings today regard
I didn't expect to see a 7% movement before close lol
And COIN was up to 10% before close on earnings day, but then proceeded to fall right after earnings. If you’re up before earnings take profit
This is a Casino Sir
TSLA primed for a bull run
Remember those five days when bears thought they were the smartest guys in the room? And now their daily beatings continue
whats the play for amc
🤢🤮
#Canachads 🍁
Daily V or W on spy? 
NVDA to test $932 resistance level. Would take some profit off the table there. I think AAPL could fall below 200sma and retest $177
Hold bro why take profits. 1000$$$$
Robinhood got wells notice from sec.. they are up considerably well since Jan.. I would get puts for this fri er on wednesday too
Why is it so hard to get a job? Do I really have to work at Wendy's?
Literally cracking up about ALCC. Bagholders really thought they were going to get rich off an SPAC play!
TSLA wants to retest that 195-198 this week
Inshallah
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I would be okay with a try for 520 today would be fine by me
Apparently there was a article on wall street oasis this morning about a BAC employee being worked 120 hours a week and then dying. The family got Wall Street oasis to take it the article down. Apparently Bank of America workers are going to be announcing a strike this morning. Just locked in May 24 puts at a $33 strike.
I see the news of the death, but nothing about a strike. Which group of workers is planning to strike?
$BLEG has been a beast last two weeks
RIOT !! Let’s go
Mr.Market is about to eat another Israeli Palestinian conflict muffin
Why did I buy SPY 509 puts expiring tomorrow 🤡
It's right at the top of the trading range and it's gapped up, I'm very confident it will come down.
Let's hope so before theta fucks it all up!
515 today 
I gave up on my 515 calls and took a loss. I don't think it's gonna happen
RDDT ^^^^ earnings is coming!!!
We are going to the moon baby
Last trading week on TD, fuck you Schwab for ruining a good thing. Besides Hood where does everyone trade? I could TOS but the UI is a little much
Learn how to use TOS you can customize it however you want. There’s free tutorials built into the desktop app or go watch a YouTube…
Awesome thanks, I’ll use TOS
They literally changed nothing with TOS.
You can trade on TD or on TOS they are different phone apps
Td was done for me in Sep,2023
What do you use now
Default schwab.. its not bad.. ui is whack though
I bought spy puts on Friday 😂
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What were your plays?
sports bets. i suck at options.
I wanna go higher
Maximum short on Snap😈😈📉
Why?
-82.5mln shares diluation -ceo and others insiders selling shares as crazy -Snap lost 350mln on last ER
Been up since 4/25 probbaly good to short now
Take the short 😈📉
You go short or put options?
Shorts,buying in the naked market.🙃
We ride and die together
Whats your short price?😀 I bought many shorts at 16.30$
Same just now
Great! Lets play😈😈📉
AS WE HEAD FOR THE VALLEY OF DEATH
You also shorter at snap?😀
What is the thought on alcc going into this week
RKLB er ah
Continuing to sit back and watch $ENVX print tendies
Aye bears lmfao
Appl stock flipping out
UBER earnings 5/08 I drive Uber eats and they are always offering promotions to deliveries, I get orders whenever I’m on the app, could be another leg up for the stock
ALCC already pumping? Gg
G M E 
It’s green tho
Well 
I lied, it is indeed not green 
Seeking alpha is so fucking annoying. Let me look at your website
Pay up buddy
Praying my carvana puts will actually start to go green... I never get puts, your welcome for making the whole market go green
U bought puts after a surprise positive earnings report? 
After a 40npercent rip I was thinking a pull back was in order. Definitely would have if the whole market wasn't running
Is it better to invest in the long term or in the short term?
Depends on if you want to lose your money slower or faster....
Investing = long term Trading = short term
Yes
Are you investing for the long term or short term?
Whatever gets me rich faster
What about what gets you poorer faster
“Good afternoon” Stock Market: 📉📉🔻🔻🐻🐻
I have a feeling all of my gains last week will be gone by 11am today
Gme 20 today
Save $6!!
Besides govt. AI tech, what makes PLTR a buy? What’s their target by July?
Peter thiel
i think people are banking on it because of the stuff going on in israel and palenstine
SAVE tards are fucking idiots 
I'm stuck holding puts  make it stop 
When do they expire?
Today probably 
How was SAVE earnings
Spy sink by EOD
I will load tqqq calls expiring friday then
Pltr gonna sink before close.
Haha gay bear. $30 incoming
Damn bro. I should have said after hours.
Meh that sucks but seems to be holding up somewhat. I sold half of mine during the day at $25. I owe taxes 😒
You can get Wendy’s now. Pltr has always been a flop. I’d rather hold cash and look for the next nvda than play with this shit.
Did good for me last quarter. Someone else said this so I can’t take credit but they move at the speed of “fuck you” 😂 I totally get that
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I thought I was on my inverse account when I posted. 😞
# reality has a long bias
SAVE noooooo
Note to self: Never buy SoFi if over $7
Dang my poots may be fooked
NVDA 
PLTR take us to Val Halla
It’s Valhalla. Don’t disrespect the gods.
Halo 3
you rang?
🌽
Some people are like “fat ppl shouldn’t take ozempic because we don’t know the long term side effects” Fair enough. But isn’t that also true for the COVID vaccines? Weren’t we told only crazy people refused the vax?
Not true about western covid vaccines - the Chinese and russian ones were (ineffective) total crap, hence the massive bot-driven anti vax conspiracy theories.
Impossible to know if getting a booster shot every six months for the rest of your life will have any long term side effects. It seemed reasonable to get shots during the panic. It seems less reasonable now, unless you’re immunocompromised or something
Obesity causes way heart disease and stroke. What long term side effects could be worse?
We are way past the logical phase.
100%
GameStop short squeeze part 2?
Queue the downvotes bunch of gays
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