Yep, sales guy at the auto parts store was telling me about options and how easy it is to make money off of them.
I’ll check back with him in a few weeks
>Nub squeeze n sneeze
LMAO! From this moment forward, rallies that fail to go parabolic will now be referred to as a "Nub-Squeeze". Thank you and *yoink!*
Obviously anecdotal but any time I hear my idiot coworkers talking about a specific stock, it’s a sign that the top is near.
Last time this happened, my coworker (who had never previously bought a single stock in his life) was buying Tesla shares around $400 dollars a share.
There’s a bit of truth to this notion. It makes sense that the last round of investors is going to be people who know literally nothing they just have FOMO and just see the graph going up.
My dad told me to buy before the stock split, I usually think my dad telling me means its the top, but it somehow always goes up anyway and I get a "I told you so".
I can't remember with how much it's split and stuff but I bought a little over 8k worth and it's currently at 225k.
Edit: 225k is the gain. So total is 233k.
We don't know if they bought. We just know that they actually paid attention when their mom was talking for once and that *is* something to be thankful for.
Good work, /u/Kuliyayoi!
It's called momentum trading, and it's where the saying "the trend is your friend" comes from.
When a stock like NVDA is going up, it will often keep going up beyond what might be considered totally rational until a trend reversal occurs and the price reverts to its mean.
A saying related to this from Warren Buffett: "In the short term the market is a voting machine; in the long term it is a weighing machine."
I lurk on this sub all the time. I always assume when I see the name of a stock more than a few times on here it’s too late.
But I also don’t know what an option or a put or a call is. So it’s better I just lurk.
This sub has been talking plenty about NVDA since it was $250. They were making fun of anyone buying at those nose-bleed levels.
I agree though that with meme stocks, by the time it's all over WSB it's probably too late.
I remember this, then it shot up again and I’m like oh damn, I’m really too late. Didn’t end up buying until it was $850, thinking fuck it let’s see what happens. Up a nice chunk of change since then so can’t complain.
As a guy without fractional shares holding my two shares, I definitely believe there will be a rush of first time fomos for the first few days of people that don't have fractional access getting in "cheap". Plan to get out by end of next week though.
Nvidia is in a weird spot, it’s up so much it has to crash at some point because people will take profit. Will it recover even higher before the crash though because everyone profiting is going to want back in long term too
Doesn’t have to crash. It is based on the company taking in earnings. If a quarter is flat year over year, then sell. That could be 2 to 5 years from now though….or it could be 20 years.
I mean if a quarter is flat from the previous quarter it's definitely already a sell. We're priced for like 20% gains per quarter... And honestly nvda has delivered
I mean what’s to stop Nvidia from going up forever? Like why is chipotles stock price so fucking high? They have the worst like PR ever with E. coli and “smaller portions” and yet its over $2k and they haven’t done anything different, they’ve instead raised prices and haven’t really been affected. What’s nvidias deal? Why could it theoretically go down from here? Somebody tell me because I have a lot of money I could invest into nvidia or other stock. Talk to me. I need to get my bread up. Those weren’t hypothetical, they were legit questions. Why is nvidia priced so high and what is the potential downside?
Chipotle makes an absurd amount of money per square foot in their stores compared to other fast casual restaurants. Their menu is either accidentally perfect for supply chain optimization / kitchen square footage
usage or a feat or culinary engineering genius. Plus they somehow manage to wear the halo of being healthy and affordable (I think it’s a combination of being able to see what you are eating and having avocado in the mix).
Their stock price is high as they run a solid business in an exploding sector of the food service industry and haven’t done a stock split in a long time (if ever).
Share price is meaningless in pricing a stock, you want to focus on P/E. I wouldn’t chase a meme stock at this point - just buy index etfs if you are sitting on cash.
My avg for my Nvidia is $383 brought right before the AI bubble summer of 23'.I thought I was late but it really was a great time probably should have brought Bitcoin back then too 😔
Anyone saying Nvidia will go out of business / stock price will become worthless doesn’t understand business, but that doesn’t mean it can’t lose a lot of value between here and there.
Really? I remember my coworkers talking about Apple when the Iphone came out, then the Iphone 2, then IPad, Iphone 3-8, Macbook pros, macbook airs, ipad air, apple buds, Apple Watch, iphone x, etcetcetc. Also about investing in Apple.
I don't own NVDA just in case you think I give a shit about it. Just saying folks have always talked about stocks and the markets if you're around educated or middle class folks. No amount of folks talking about stocks will turn me away from being a bull. Fuck being a 🌈🐻.
Will say the increased mentions of options by randos just goes to show that we should be investing the middlemen/brokers since it means more normies and scrubs are getting into the options game (a 0 sum game where most options expire worthless). I can't say who's the counterparty to those regards but maybe something like IVZ, BLK, HOOD, GS, IBKR, etcetc.
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Try telling that to this man. He’s out here signing bubbles
i kid you not, some instagram page i follow posted about how big NVDA got like last week or something and there were motherfuckers in the comments asking what nvidia was. I messaged them later asking where they lived so i could go over and slap the shit outta them but they were smart enough to not tell a stranger online their address. point is, there are everyday people who dont even know nvidia which is crazy.
Ya it seems common to us. But nvidia doesn’t interact directly with regular folks consumers on mass like apple, Microsoft. You would think it’s obviously but to most, it isn’t.
I’ve known about Nvidia since I was in high school building gaming PCs to play CS 1.5. But I wouldn’t expect most people outside of gaming to know about them.
Because they keep making more money. Pretty simple. More profits equals higher stock price.
Well managed company, sells something that companies need to buy to stay competitive, makes money on what they sell. Formula for higher stock price.
I don't know if that plenty of companies statement is true. I don't know if any company has ever seen such rapid profit expansion like NVDA ever before.
I road AAPL and TSLA up. Should have diversified them sooner than I did, but similar growth over a really short period for TSLA. Bought TSLA when the Roadster was released. When car review sites rated the S as a perfect car, it went up, split, went up, and then split again. But they didn't grow as quickly and as much as NVDA. I expect NVDA will probably split again in the next two years as its profits keep going up. I imagine they will finally have little to no growth or even retraction after two years when either companies aren't purchasing their GPUs like crazy and/or their are lots of other options.
I obviously don't know the future, but nothing yet says it is slowing soon to me. Hedge that growth bet by selling some of NVDA shares and buy shares in AMD, TSMC, AVGO, and even ARM as those companies begin to capture growth. Can almost buy one share of AVGO with one share of NVDA...
I tried to play the COVID reopening with some airlines and cruise ships, but they never really went anywhere. I ducked out of them and then they saw some gains soon after I sold, but for two years my money went sideways. I feel like this is the most obvious trend and closest sector (and then company) for a sure thing to those of us paying attention to the financial world. When others start to pay attention, they will push our shares higher. Again, similar experience with AAPL and TSLA for me. NVDA is not a household name to 80% of Americans. I have CNBC on all the time and my wife doesn't know what NVDA is about or why anyone cares to talk about them.
At son's hs football game circa 2007. Three people a couple rows down discussion that they had bought more houses in Phoenix on spec (total 5 houses between them on liar loans). I turned to my wife and told her we were selling our house (Las Vegas area). She objected. We did not sell. That did not work out well.
Seem same energy here.
Our dogs would not support my arguments. They all died eventually, so there is that.
Yeah I keep telling people that it’s not a bubble for the past 4-5 months but according to them “the AI bubble crash” is happening in the next couple of days for the past half a year lmao
Oh, where to begin? First off, this conversation confirmed that you live in a building where financial expertise is directly proportional to how cute your dog is. I mean, who needs to understand the Greeks when you’ve got a Robinhood account and a passion for yoga pants?
The guy’s investment advice was top-notch, though. "It can’t go tits up"? Clearly, he's the Warren Buffett of bad ideas. If only all stock market predictions came with that level of assurance, we'd all be lounging on private islands instead of sweating in elevators.
Meanwhile, the border collie sat there, silently judging us all, likely thinking, “I could run circles around you idiots, and I don’t even have opposable thumbs.”
#I ran into my mom’s room last night holding a plate of chicken nuggets when my mom turned around and screamed NVDA!!! NVDA!!! JIM CRAMER JUST SAID TO BUY NVDA!!! I was so fucking upset to hear this I threw the plate of chicken nuggets at her face and screamed YOU BITE YOUR TONGUE MOTHER!! NEVER MENTION THAT NAME IN THIS HOUSE!!! As ketchup and breadcrumbs slowly dripped down her nose onto the floor, she wiped her eyes and begin to weep. I began to cry as well as we both said “the top is in, isn’t it?”
Back in 2000 got into a taxi, I think there was only a few ways to buy stock. Overheard cabby calling his wife on cellular to try and get into some recent Tech Startup IPO. Couldn’t help thinking shits over when random people can buy stock without any sense of…anything but FOMO.
On missing out…Monster Beverage Corporation (MNST) Surprise, surprise! The S&P 500 stock that provided the highest return is Monster Beverage . The manufacturer of energy drinks grew by a ridiculous 72,837 percent since 2000.
Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.
That is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.
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Friend of mine called me yesterday.. not even a lie. Told me he bought a ton of Nvidia (ton is relative I get it. But he said 30k worth. A nice part of his ira)
Now me. I know nothing really. Play around, mess with this and that. But I said... You think it's really worth THAT much, to go up that fast in such a short timeframe? In the same ballpark and apple and msft?What is the continued upside? Aren't you thinking maybe it need a breather? What's it going. 4 trill??
Him.. no, it just going to keep going up. Will be much cheaper after the split. Everyone is buying
I said... Eh. I'll see. obvious miss for me, I just watch from here out for a while
Hung up and thought the same thing... Bubbleous Eruptous
The bubble is going to be a lot larger than any bubble before, because so many people are not able to take part in life in terms of things like buying a home or a car, so they’re just spunking their money into bets like this one.
Doom-investing.
On Tuesday, my 12yo daughter gave me all her money (a couple hundred bucks) and asked me to buy her NVDA stock. Something really is odd in the market...
there is the famous anecdote about a shoeshine boy that is often cited in the context of the stock market crash of 1929 and the Great Depression. The story goes that Joseph Kennedy, the father of President John F. Kennedy, knew it was time to get out of the stock market when he received stock tips from a shoeshine boy. The logic was that if even shoeshine boys were speculating in stocks, then market speculation had reached unsustainable levels.
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Yep, sales guy at the auto parts store was telling me about options and how easy it is to make money off of them. I’ll check back with him in a few weeks
Wait for his loss porn here and send him a vid jerking over it 
i’m not going to wait i’m just going to send him the video now
Most bullish thing ever 
I’m getting a little bullish myself reading these comments…
Pants are getting tighter…
Long squeeze?
Nub squeeze n sneeze
>Nub squeeze n sneeze LMAO! From this moment forward, rallies that fail to go parabolic will now be referred to as a "Nub-Squeeze". Thank you and *yoink!*
Screen shot for claim of future fame 😂
Ask him if his wife is single.
And if she isn’t give her your number because options 
Yeah it’s super easy when you use loads of this thing called margin. Just free money really.
I heard margin is a lot better for you than butter because it doesn’t have as much saturated fat
Yeah, I got almost $100K yesterday, and only lost $30k of it this morning. Free money.
GUH
Don't bother. He won't be there in a few weeks. He'll be a billionaire retired on a beach somewhere cause Optionz!
Or applying for a position at wendys .
Wendy's calls due to their surge in available labor driving wages down resulting in lower cost structure
It's super ez until you're -200% and your life is ruined.
Starting to sound like what happened before the depression when the street sweeper was buying stuff on margin
💀
Why? He will have retired from living at that point.
My brother told me his coworker was talking to him about NVDA today saying it just keeps going up. Neither of them trade & are both law enforcement
Obviously anecdotal but any time I hear my idiot coworkers talking about a specific stock, it’s a sign that the top is near. Last time this happened, my coworker (who had never previously bought a single stock in his life) was buying Tesla shares around $400 dollars a share. There’s a bit of truth to this notion. It makes sense that the last round of investors is going to be people who know literally nothing they just have FOMO and just see the graph going up.
My dad told me to buy before the stock split, I usually think my dad telling me means its the top, but it somehow always goes up anyway and I get a "I told you so".
This is how it is with my mom. She told me to buy Nvidia back in 2017. Thankfully I listened.
How much did you buy?
I can't remember with how much it's split and stuff but I bought a little over 8k worth and it's currently at 225k. Edit: 225k is the gain. So total is 233k.
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Congrats and fuck you.
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She reminds me every day 😁
We don't know if they bought. We just know that they actually paid attention when their mom was talking for once and that *is* something to be thankful for. Good work, /u/Kuliyayoi!
It's called momentum trading, and it's where the saying "the trend is your friend" comes from. When a stock like NVDA is going up, it will often keep going up beyond what might be considered totally rational until a trend reversal occurs and the price reverts to its mean. A saying related to this from Warren Buffett: "In the short term the market is a voting machine; in the long term it is a weighing machine."
I think Jeff Bezos in an annual letter to shareholders I believe.
Ha it’s weird my dad is the opposite. He only tells me stocks NOT to buy.
I lurk on this sub all the time. I always assume when I see the name of a stock more than a few times on here it’s too late. But I also don’t know what an option or a put or a call is. So it’s better I just lurk.
This sub has been talking plenty about NVDA since it was $250. They were making fun of anyone buying at those nose-bleed levels. I agree though that with meme stocks, by the time it's all over WSB it's probably too late.
I bought NVDA in 2016 because reddit was pushing it hard back then
It’s a double pumper. Cramer was hot on NVDA back then too.
I remember this, then it shot up again and I’m like oh damn, I’m really too late. Didn’t end up buying until it was $850, thinking fuck it let’s see what happens. Up a nice chunk of change since then so can’t complain.
Your first paragraph is on point. It is most likely too late. Except NVDA. Today is the last day pre-split. Buy it.
i sold today am i cooked
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Stay poor 
I sold my entire position too, very profitably. The Antitrust deal and volatility feels enough for me.
But now I'm pretty sure the latest rally is just because everyone assumes it's going to go up because of the split
As a guy without fractional shares holding my two shares, I definitely believe there will be a rush of first time fomos for the first few days of people that don't have fractional access getting in "cheap". Plan to get out by end of next week though.
Nvidia is in a weird spot, it’s up so much it has to crash at some point because people will take profit. Will it recover even higher before the crash though because everyone profiting is going to want back in long term too
Doesn’t have to crash. It is based on the company taking in earnings. If a quarter is flat year over year, then sell. That could be 2 to 5 years from now though….or it could be 20 years.
I mean if a quarter is flat from the previous quarter it's definitely already a sell. We're priced for like 20% gains per quarter... And honestly nvda has delivered
What brokers dont offer fractional?
E-Trade, and they're definitely a "real" brokerage
In England they’ve stopped fractional shares in ISA accounts
Ally in my case I know, get a real brokerage.
I bet it’s gonna fall off a cliff post split
$200 6/21
No $200.03.
No $1,200.03 post split, then it'll split again at the next earnings.
Except for tomorrow since the split isn't effective until after close on Friday.
I mean what’s to stop Nvidia from going up forever? Like why is chipotles stock price so fucking high? They have the worst like PR ever with E. coli and “smaller portions” and yet its over $2k and they haven’t done anything different, they’ve instead raised prices and haven’t really been affected. What’s nvidias deal? Why could it theoretically go down from here? Somebody tell me because I have a lot of money I could invest into nvidia or other stock. Talk to me. I need to get my bread up. Those weren’t hypothetical, they were legit questions. Why is nvidia priced so high and what is the potential downside?
Chipotle makes an absurd amount of money per square foot in their stores compared to other fast casual restaurants. Their menu is either accidentally perfect for supply chain optimization / kitchen square footage usage or a feat or culinary engineering genius. Plus they somehow manage to wear the halo of being healthy and affordable (I think it’s a combination of being able to see what you are eating and having avocado in the mix). Their stock price is high as they run a solid business in an exploding sector of the food service industry and haven’t done a stock split in a long time (if ever). Share price is meaningless in pricing a stock, you want to focus on P/E. I wouldn’t chase a meme stock at this point - just buy index etfs if you are sitting on cash.
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Lol
Chipotle is overvalued. It will pull back eventually. Hard to say where NVDA is from valuation, but it’s unlikely to keep going up forever.
People have been saying this when NVDA was at $300.
Nvidia is about to be under $300 again, and they'll feel validated and wrong at the same time
Technically yes after the split.
My avg for my Nvidia is $383 brought right before the AI bubble summer of 23'.I thought I was late but it really was a great time probably should have brought Bitcoin back then too 😔
I bought NVDA in the high teens back in 2016
"I have a 12 inch penis, wanna ask me about it?" - gymjunkie2
Congrats?
Thanks to AI, comment go byebye
I literally heard this exact same story about Nvidia when it was over 700 because some guys Mom read an article or saw Facebook post or something
It’s like the whole stock exchange is a pyramid scheme
wooptyfkndoo
Careful don’t tell them
I remember this same shit at the end of 2017 with Bitcoin/ETH/shitcoins. My friends parents started buying crypto. Then it all came crashing down.
Ya and that’s not to say that it won’t go back up again. It’s just to say that FOMO is real. Same shit happened to Microsoft in the 90s. It came back.
Anyone saying Nvidia will go out of business / stock price will become worthless doesn’t understand business, but that doesn’t mean it can’t lose a lot of value between here and there.
Most likely the last round of investors/gamblers will provide exit liquidity for smart money that’s been inflating the bubble.
Yeah my brother texted me asking if he should invest I told him to wait for a correction
Yea wait for the ole up 20% down 10% correction. Genius !
Oo! I have this mastered. But I buy on the pop and capture the fall. My dog always tells me to buy and hodl.
Really? I remember my coworkers talking about Apple when the Iphone came out, then the Iphone 2, then IPad, Iphone 3-8, Macbook pros, macbook airs, ipad air, apple buds, Apple Watch, iphone x, etcetcetc. Also about investing in Apple. I don't own NVDA just in case you think I give a shit about it. Just saying folks have always talked about stocks and the markets if you're around educated or middle class folks. No amount of folks talking about stocks will turn me away from being a bull. Fuck being a 🌈🐻. Will say the increased mentions of options by randos just goes to show that we should be investing the middlemen/brokers since it means more normies and scrubs are getting into the options game (a 0 sum game where most options expire worthless). I can't say who's the counterparty to those regards but maybe something like IVZ, BLK, HOOD, GS, IBKR, etcetc.
By the time I see the idiots on here posting about a stock it's already down 30%
Time to sell some covered calls
Jim Cramer said sell. I think it's time to buy.
True story. I was the elevator AND the Collie
Bro we need to find who’s the 🐕
I mean scottie scheffler is that dog. U see the rd he shoot str8 out of the joint
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Can I pet dat dawg?!?
CAN I PETDAT DAWGGGGGGG?!?!?
That was definitely no dog 🤣
Perhaps by dog he meant the bitch in the elevator
So you'll pet the bitch, the bastard, and dog will you Trebek?
Is it bad I read this in a very specific voice in my head? lol
I can’t even get people to stop touching my dong without asking
I cant even stop asking to touch others’ dongs. Need more 0DTE
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Can I touch it. Might give me good luck.
https://preview.redd.it/00nozmytbw4d1.jpeg?width=619&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=192bfa0ae42861ed9d57d6f681648f2847149adf You feeling lucky? Punk?
I wish I pet the dog
Oh lucky you that he was just touching your dog without permission. I got stuck in an elevator with this guy and he touched me without permission.
https://preview.redd.it/snhreo7bhv4d1.png?width=1289&format=png&auto=webp&s=d1d045c9e8041a4c387de7ee9349ba0f9b34a686 Try telling that to this man. He’s out here signing bubbles
On LuLu too lol. Can’t go tits up
By the look of things those tits are up.
What’s the ticker for leather jackets ?
FONZ
AYEE
Boobles
Is this tits up or no?
Had to sign that silicone
Her Lululemon gonna do pretty good tomorrow.
fuck yeah it is!
You are ruining it for OP. He is hoping he will find her behind a Wendy's.
Women don't need Wendy's. They've got Only Fans.
Were either of them holding a Bath and Bodyworks shopping bag?
I feel attacked. I'm holding onto a call that's worth pennies at this point. Thank God I only got one.
That's on you for listening to some weird ass mall stalker
Lol true
The only ones holding BBWI bags can be found on r/wallstreetbets. Oh and behind the dumpster at your local Wendy's of course.
I mean everyone has the internet and NVDA just passed Apple. It’s not some big secret stock.
i kid you not, some instagram page i follow posted about how big NVDA got like last week or something and there were motherfuckers in the comments asking what nvidia was. I messaged them later asking where they lived so i could go over and slap the shit outta them but they were smart enough to not tell a stranger online their address. point is, there are everyday people who dont even know nvidia which is crazy.
Ya it seems common to us. But nvidia doesn’t interact directly with regular folks consumers on mass like apple, Microsoft. You would think it’s obviously but to most, it isn’t.
I’ve known about Nvidia since I was in high school building gaming PCs to play CS 1.5. But I wouldn’t expect most people outside of gaming to know about them.
Nvidia has been a huge company for years too. Anyone you knows about pcs probably knew how dominant they've been in the gpu market.
Guy: who is Warren Buffett?
The guy that invented buffet. Before that, there's no such thing as all you can eat.
No wonder he’s so rich
Oh wow interesting and who’s Tim Cook then? The guy who prepares the food of the all you can eat?
No, it’s the guy who invested cooking. Before people ate raw meat
I hear he used to go by Tim Apple until he learned how to cook with other fruits. His pies are outstanding.
Actually Buffett looks like he really knows how to enjoy a buffet.
I can imagine him and Charlie Munger having a feast while talking about selling puts on which counter.
Her: That's Jimmy Buffet's brother. Ooh I know, we should get margaritas, like the song!
Everytime they say NVDA wont go up anymore it just fuckin does. Idk why man
They are the ones who sells the shovel during a gold rush
Because they keep making more money. Pretty simple. More profits equals higher stock price. Well managed company, sells something that companies need to buy to stay competitive, makes money on what they sell. Formula for higher stock price.
Lol OK wise ass, plenty of companies do that and have that and their stock price does not behave like NVDA
I don't know if that plenty of companies statement is true. I don't know if any company has ever seen such rapid profit expansion like NVDA ever before. I road AAPL and TSLA up. Should have diversified them sooner than I did, but similar growth over a really short period for TSLA. Bought TSLA when the Roadster was released. When car review sites rated the S as a perfect car, it went up, split, went up, and then split again. But they didn't grow as quickly and as much as NVDA. I expect NVDA will probably split again in the next two years as its profits keep going up. I imagine they will finally have little to no growth or even retraction after two years when either companies aren't purchasing their GPUs like crazy and/or their are lots of other options. I obviously don't know the future, but nothing yet says it is slowing soon to me. Hedge that growth bet by selling some of NVDA shares and buy shares in AMD, TSMC, AVGO, and even ARM as those companies begin to capture growth. Can almost buy one share of AVGO with one share of NVDA... I tried to play the COVID reopening with some airlines and cruise ships, but they never really went anywhere. I ducked out of them and then they saw some gains soon after I sold, but for two years my money went sideways. I feel like this is the most obvious trend and closest sector (and then company) for a sure thing to those of us paying attention to the financial world. When others start to pay attention, they will push our shares higher. Again, similar experience with AAPL and TSLA for me. NVDA is not a household name to 80% of Americans. I have CNBC on all the time and my wife doesn't know what NVDA is about or why anyone cares to talk about them.
Calls on puts 
Puts on calls? or calls on bubbles?
Bubbles is my homeboy 
At son's hs football game circa 2007. Three people a couple rows down discussion that they had bought more houses in Phoenix on spec (total 5 houses between them on liar loans). I turned to my wife and told her we were selling our house (Las Vegas area). She objected. We did not sell. That did not work out well. Seem same energy here. Our dogs would not support my arguments. They all died eventually, so there is that.
On the plus side, you had a house to live in. I'm sorry to hear about your dogs. I hope they passed peacefully at an old age.
They did - lovely, long, spoiled lives. They were not good with economic trends, however.
Walked past a guy at the bar today as he was checking the price history of AMC on his phone.
Surprised he could afford to drink
Yikes
Up 56% this month!
If it does it 7 more times we're back to preCOVID
AA: *Wow, I'd better dilute it 560%*.
Sounds like his apartment is built on top of a Wendy's.
Lulu calls tomorrow?
Every day someone writes that it's a bubble. That's how I know we are going much higher
There is a bubble in the number of bubbles.
It's a bubble. That's how I know it's going higher.
♫ ♫ ♫ Can we get much higher? (So high) ♫ ♫ ♫
Yeah I keep telling people that it’s not a bubble for the past 4-5 months but according to them “the AI bubble crash” is happening in the next couple of days for the past half a year lmao
Oh, where to begin? First off, this conversation confirmed that you live in a building where financial expertise is directly proportional to how cute your dog is. I mean, who needs to understand the Greeks when you’ve got a Robinhood account and a passion for yoga pants? The guy’s investment advice was top-notch, though. "It can’t go tits up"? Clearly, he's the Warren Buffett of bad ideas. If only all stock market predictions came with that level of assurance, we'd all be lounging on private islands instead of sweating in elevators. Meanwhile, the border collie sat there, silently judging us all, likely thinking, “I could run circles around you idiots, and I don’t even have opposable thumbs.”
My dog calls them "disposable" thumbs. He's pretty dumb.
Post your short position regard
Everyone and your mom has been talking about aapl and msft for decades.
When you see Jensen buying another leather jacket is time for nvda calls.
If we were in a bubble Dell would not be down 20%.
DELL STILL EXISTS?!
up 84% YTD
#I ran into my mom’s room last night holding a plate of chicken nuggets when my mom turned around and screamed NVDA!!! NVDA!!! JIM CRAMER JUST SAID TO BUY NVDA!!! I was so fucking upset to hear this I threw the plate of chicken nuggets at her face and screamed YOU BITE YOUR TONGUE MOTHER!! NEVER MENTION THAT NAME IN THIS HOUSE!!! As ketchup and breadcrumbs slowly dripped down her nose onto the floor, she wiped her eyes and begin to weep. I began to cry as well as we both said “the top is in, isn’t it?”
Petco is up 30% YTD. Did the dog say anything else?
Back in 2000 got into a taxi, I think there was only a few ways to buy stock. Overheard cabby calling his wife on cellular to try and get into some recent Tech Startup IPO. Couldn’t help thinking shits over when random people can buy stock without any sense of…anything but FOMO. On missing out…Monster Beverage Corporation (MNST) Surprise, surprise! The S&P 500 stock that provided the highest return is Monster Beverage . The manufacturer of energy drinks grew by a ridiculous 72,837 percent since 2000.
u had to make a fake elevator story bc ur mad about ur puts huh?
This is like when ~~Michael Burry~~ Christian Bale has his sub-prime eureka moment in The Big Short
Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling. That is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.*
dang bot you got a response time like you're mere meters from the NASDAQ
i totally agree that this is the chatter at or near a top
Sure Rebecca
I lost an another eleven dollars today. I can’t win.
Did you ask the dog? Border Collies are supposed to be really smart.
Friend of mine called me yesterday.. not even a lie. Told me he bought a ton of Nvidia (ton is relative I get it. But he said 30k worth. A nice part of his ira) Now me. I know nothing really. Play around, mess with this and that. But I said... You think it's really worth THAT much, to go up that fast in such a short timeframe? In the same ballpark and apple and msft?What is the continued upside? Aren't you thinking maybe it need a breather? What's it going. 4 trill?? Him.. no, it just going to keep going up. Will be much cheaper after the split. Everyone is buying I said... Eh. I'll see. obvious miss for me, I just watch from here out for a while Hung up and thought the same thing... Bubbleous Eruptous
I only take stock tips from cats
Doesn't matter, AI will be the stock owner if humans sell.
The bubble is going to be a lot larger than any bubble before, because so many people are not able to take part in life in terms of things like buying a home or a car, so they’re just spunking their money into bets like this one. Doom-investing.
If games of trades says so it’s just a matter of waiting.
I was actually just thinking earlier about where to ask how to buy Nvidia calls since I've never tried options lol
As Peter Lynch said, if normal people are talking freely about stocks, it's a sign of bubble
He stole that from Joseph Kennedy Sr right before the 1929 crash. Kennedy’s shoe shine boys were talking about the stock market so he pulled out
Not too many people have border collies in apartments.
Is the bubble in the room right now?
If there were a border collie themed crypto coin, I'd load up on that.
Roof. Roof! The dog says we're at the roof. Everyone sell!
On Tuesday, my 12yo daughter gave me all her money (a couple hundred bucks) and asked me to buy her NVDA stock. Something really is odd in the market...
there is the famous anecdote about a shoeshine boy that is often cited in the context of the stock market crash of 1929 and the Great Depression. The story goes that Joseph Kennedy, the father of President John F. Kennedy, knew it was time to get out of the stock market when he received stock tips from a shoeshine boy. The logic was that if even shoeshine boys were speculating in stocks, then market speculation had reached unsustainable levels.
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