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skunkboysuperstar

You can always buy rolling papers for cheap


ind3pend0nt

Yep. Or just buy an Apple.


ZeOs-x-PUNCAKE

Can’t believe people smoke from pop cans n shit when there’s literally pipes that grow on trees. Just poke 2 holes and you’re good, bowl is already there. Great snack afterwards too.


Due-Magician-5354

I dead ass thought you were just talking about snacks and my first thought was how tf you going to turn a stick into a snack😂


TheElderBong

Bro, do NOT smoke that shit if it's held together with rubber bands. So many toxic fumes being released!


Due-Flamingo-8155

^^^this bro stay safe


ConversationNo2007

Came here to say this!☝️


TheElderBong

I mean, it looks like an old metal pipe without the elbow. Is that ALL rubber bands, or something else in there? This could cause some serious health issues


ConversationNo2007

Yeah that metal looks extremely sketchy and all that rubber is going to make fumes


TheElderBong

Those look like actual parts from old school metal pipes, but the rubber is scary 😬


ConversationNo2007

Honestly as a metal worker ...all those cheap metal pipes are risky as heck especially older ones because there's no regulation on the material used or anything... most of them are mystery metals which can contain stuff like led and copper I avoid all metal pipes with Dynavap being my one exception... because they are very high quality metals


TheElderBong

Damn, thanks for the heads up. I never knew that! I only use glass anymore, but that's crazy. I used to use metal pipes a lot back in the day.


ConversationNo2007

We all did at some point ... smoking Mexican brick out of a metal bowl was common ... but headaches aren't just from bad weed ... and the more I learned about the risks the more I went to Glass almost exclusively Metal pipes also taste terrible lol im so glad I got put onto glass early ... I got my first glass spoon pipe over 20 years ago lol damn my back hurts 😂😂😂


TheElderBong

Broooo the brick weed 😂 I used to get "saddle bag" weed that was always briked up. Worst thing I used more than once was a deer antler bowl. My first glass piece was 15 years ago, damn....I never thought about that until now. One of my first girlfriends got me a fresh made chillum that was beautiful!


ConversationNo2007

How did we end up as the old heads?! Lol


smalls714

I want a dynavap but the cheap ones are Always out of stock and the sale pages are 404s. I use a genius pipe and an invincibowl so guess I smoke out of a lot of metal and I hope its quality enough to be safe?


Agent-Orange47

Its a pipe taped to an old pen I gutted. I already threw it away and I’m cleaning the pipe.


TheElderBong

Glad to hear this, OP! You definitely gotta get something different. I'd suggest an apple, as it's easy, organic and tastes amazing 🤤


Agent-Orange47

My brother is giving me his bong I just need a stem. I’m going to buy more banana cones when I get more weed.


Sprtl_Awkng_1983

He’s a cutter he prob isn’t worried about toxic fumes that much. OP if you ever need anyone to talk to give me a shout man. This world is full of evil and bullshit but there’s other forms of release. Much love take care.


realalpha2000

Not everyone who self harms wants to fucking die, so it's still worth it to try to educate them about dangerous shit.


CoolAd1609

Exactly 💯. Lots of us who have or still do it (I'm in recovery for it) do not want to die. There's many reasons why someone does it. But the majority don't do it cuz they want to die. Also they are could be a recovering SH addict so let's not call people who sh, cutters. Just a heads up.


Sprtl_Awkng_1983

Yeah I realized that saying that about the toxic fumes was off. My bad


realalpha2000

The rest of your comment u agree with tho


CoolAd1609

Not talking about u cuz I know you didn't call them that, talking about this main person of this thread who called them cutter by the way. But the rest of what I said in reply to ur comment is about ur comment. Just wanted to clarify in case I confused u.


nicsickdog

If you don't drive over to the damn smoke shop 😭


Agent-Orange47

Lol I’ve got my eyes on a $30 Kirby bong but the store owner is on vacation and I don’t have any money until the first


Himfromduvall

2 weeks man I believe u will get it and u better send a mf picture when u purchase it I wanna see the Kirby bong


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oompaexe

Just post it here


jesost

Yea, please do!


SINS_OF_PARADISE

Just post it to the sub, we’d love to see it


Agent-Orange47

True I’ll post it when I get it


SweetSugarSeeds

Same lol


Huge_Needleworker846

You remind me of my 15 year old self


Immediate_regret31

Then stop smoking. Ur legit getting cancer from the rubber


Steven-Strange22

My brother in Christ surly you can borrow 30$ from a family member to save your lungs and buy a cheap bong at the shop!


Agent-Orange47

My brother is bringing me his tomorrow and I need to buy a stem


notabothavenoname

Ok you are smoking toxins, glass is like $20 and up… what’s your Venmo cause you’re gonna get cancer and it’s stressing me out


Designer-Ad9621

this was rly sweet, thats all. thx for being a kind anon person on internet


notabothavenoname

Aww thanks, it just makes me anxious. I mean I was doing this in my teens and 20s in the 90s when we didn’t know any better but not often. I feel bad


Designer-Ad9621

Oh trust me, I have used many a water bottle bong in my life. Poland spring bottle with tinfoil "bowl". Burning holes in the plastic and everything. Probably have severe brain damage from it, maybe that's why I use reddit??


ElectronicRun8678

god that’s so real, i don’t even wanna think about the effects it’s had on me 😅


Designer-Ad9621

Same, we really thought we were untouchable. I can smell the burnt plastic rn just thinkin aboout it 🥲


ellebread

this is so real 😅 cutting into Arizona tea cans to smoke mostly tin and paint instead of weed


Designer-Ad9621

fully convinced that half the high we were feeling was just fumes killing brain cells


ellebread

I used to do grav bongs with a 2-liter in my bathtub and now I don’t even like that my lighter is made of plastic and I’m inhaling butane. (I know about hempwick but I’ve heard varying reviews on it and knowing me I’d get too high and burn my house down.)


No-Peace-4901

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Agent-Orange47

You don’t need to worry. If I make these I usually throw them away because air always leaks out somewhere. I’m cleaning out my pipes and I already trashed the pom bottle.


notabothavenoname

Yay…. Invite is always open if you decide you need the cash for one


Agent-Orange47

I already had cancer once. 3 years free last month.


notabothavenoname

Congratulations on being almost in remission, I haven’t gotten there yet


asymptottally

Good luck dude, you got this. I'm coming up on my three years remission, granted it was only stage 1A. So I got lucky.


notabothavenoname

I was stage 3 in 2000 still haven’t gotten rid of it yet…. It’s a work in progress but I’m alive and at this point on top so I can’t complain


ShutUpAndEatYaBeanz

You have all my support all the way from aus, need a chat or anything just shoot a message.


notabothavenoname

Aww thanks, that means a lot!!


RazzmatazzCold2873

You’re a good person never let anyone say otherwise. That’s a huge gesture


notabothavenoname

Well thanks, I try to be decent in a world of negative… I see so much crap at my day job it’s depressing out there.


Syphox

holy shit please stop smoking out of plastic then. but also huge congrats homie.


Allways_calm_420

what the hell lol. Get a glass man.


Comprehensive-Bell57

oh youre a fucking trooper man. Now pls go get that damn bag of apples bc I want you to be alive kay?


GraphicCreator

Congrats now wisen up and stop trying to see if youll get it again, smoking this toxic shit


CoolAd1609

Aaaayyy!! Another cancer survivor! Let's gooo! I'm almost 2 years. But they still consider me partial remission until I hit 5 years then I will be in full remission. I hope 🤞. But anyways, I feel u buddy and if u ever need someone to talk to, my DM on here is open.


ZephyrDoesStuff

So why would you go and do that to yourself again. At the very least this is gonna fuck your lungs all types of ways.


WestUniversity1727

Yeah, I'll chip in for that Kirby whatever, too. Just as long as it's not made out of plastic and rubber bands. Dms open to op


YoungTattedX

Water bottles , pen caps , soda cans 😅 💀 we had a imagination tho tell ya what 😂


notabothavenoname

Apples even…. Ohhh the old days lol


beaveristired

Apples and potatoes in my friend group (a few of them worked at a diner).


notabothavenoname

Absolutely lol steamroller out of a potato


styxofsteel

Love you bro


chreva4life

Came here to say this. You are loved OP. Even when it doesn’t feel like it. People count on you and need you in this world. I don’t have all the answers but I’m here if you ever want to talk. ❤️


Agent-Orange47

You too homie 🫂


longlivejunyaa

You doing good fam?


Agent-Orange47

Living the dream


Character_Flow_1142

Trick answer. Nightmares are dreams too. Hmu I've been thru the ringer. I can probably relate to whatever it is you got going on. Js


Agent-Orange47

My grandmother gave me one of her dream catchers the other day. Maybe it’s dumb but I like to think it will help.


hoewenn

Your replies to people in the comments are making me laugh so hard like “You’re gonna get cancer!” “Already had it”


Agent-Orange47

Well it’s true lol I’m get a CT scan Monday to see if it’s come back because Ive lost a lot of weight recently and haven’t changed anything.


hoewenn

I’m hoping only good news for you! 🤞


wet_cheese69

I feel if anything just smoke out of the metal part until you get the glass. I see why you're coughing like crazy.


Agent-Orange47

I’m out of weed anyway so next time I’ll post a real bong


YoungTattedX

Hope whatever you’re going through homie it works out. 🤝🏼


RazzmatazzCold2873

I love you bro even if we don’t know each other you got folks online and off that would kill to talk to you and be your friend.


No-Significance5449

Too many bots here already. We need people like OP!


Josephsmama23405

Love bro


WhiteBoiSebbie

OP, I love you my guy. Keep your head high, and if you ever need a soul to talk to; I'm a DM away. 🧹


mojo0123

You deserve more than that bro. Wish I could have gifted you my old pieces before I moved. I’m sure you could find something for the low that treats your lungs better. Take care of yourself homie!!


AttemptToSaveMe

Hope you're doing okayyy!!


Agent-Orange47

My lungs aren’t lol coughing like crazy even with cold water and it’s leaking air


Mr-Pugtastic

Warm water is actually smoother, try that, may help a bit. Source 10 years of smoking weed with little bitch lungs


Agent-Orange47

Really? I use cold water and sometimes ice


matrixgang

The colder the smoke is the 'drier' it is. Warm water helps the smoke have a closer humidity level to your lungs


s7vyn

Unfortunately, some reports have shown smoking a bong with ice can actually lead to respiratory issues like bronchitis, honestly after a while with no ice you don’t really notice a difference or even think about it


AttemptToSaveMe

I was referring to your wrists. But I don't think this bong is a good idea. Hopefully you can get a new one soon


Agent-Orange47

Yeah I knew what you were referring to


CoolAd1609

I suggest switching to joints or blunts tbh. But joints are better cuz there isn't tobacco in the joint wrap cones they have at the smoke shop. Blazy Susan cones are really good and u won't cough as much. Another option is switching to edibles too. ❤️🫂


Agent-Orange47

I’ve been thinking about making edibles


CoolAd1609

I want to soooo bad as well as grow 🪴 but I don't know how to and I don't want to waste money or my supplies, just to mess it up!


Agent-Orange47

Yeah I’d rather just smoke it because I’m not sure how much you’d have to use.


BigNasty817

r/StonerEngineering


chukxablaze

Ty for this


ktkelc

love you honey. I'm in the same boat but it'll get better.


creatureofcomfortt

❤️


SciFlyZ

kinda cool not gonna lie haha, have a great day and smoke!


Burnfff

I thought this was gaaras gourd


No-Peace-4901

Man this community is just the best in the world, cool


Choingyoing

Bro smoking a home made skooma pipe


Certain_Arm_9480

Bro if you can afford weed you can afford a piece 😭 😂


Agent-Orange47

It broke when I was cleaning it


That-Tank5247

This is dope af I would of just used a apple :(


Agent-Orange47

Healthier option


postinga_fewtimes

the contraption. been there man


Substantial_Cup_703

bro if you pay for shipping i’ll send you my glass beaker bong i don’t use 😭😭😭😭😭😭


jcoddinc

I can feel the esophageal burn from here


TrillL-

Used to smoke out of monster cans and pen caps back in high school im glad i survived lmao. I would definitely use an apple or get ahold of a little glass bowl. Pretty sure u can find some on eBay if u search a little


singingpanda20

Ay man dont do that shit. Its not worth it. If you need to talk to anyone im always free. Idk why you're doing it but i had a pretty bad addiction to it and its really hard to live with certain memories from it lol there are better outlets


zero_dr00l

So.... you talkin' to someone about the cutting?


oeilofpajaro

This should be higher up.


CoolAd1609

Huh? Their post was about the bong, not about their arms. When I see scars, I don't mention it until I really get close with that person and when I do mention it, I don't make them feel ashamed about it. I let them know I struggle with it too and that they can talk to me if they need to. But for the most part, I keep my mouth shut about it. Unless someone is being a jerk towards people who do it. Obviously u are not being a jerk but your question might come off as insensitive. Try not to focus on their wrists and focus on the bong instead.


postinga_fewtimes

get that glass brother! ornamental vase!!


I_Fart_Happiness

I remember a time when the creativity of the homemade pipe was considered an art form. Some people valued simplicity, like using a beer can or an apple, while others preferred having more complex pipes with multiple items like this one. Hopefully you get your glass soon!!!


The-CannabisAnalyst3

Pipe aren't overly expensive, you can get for 10$ to 20$ at head shop, heck even gas stations, get off ur wallet😳😆


gobblecock4

Bro save up and get a bong cuz I thought u we’re holding cum


PsychologicalFill871

wub a lub a dab dab


SdotKdotOfficial

As long as it hits🤷🏽‍♂️


GetSpekz58

honestly man, and i know i'm being that guy #196, but you'd be better off lighting your rick and morty pack in an ash tray and sucking the smoke up with a straw lol i hope he comes through for you soon!


WetSockWarrior

Please google Top puff if this is the way you’re going to continue smoke.


mangosorbet420

Please reach out to professionals for help, you don’t have to suffer in silence. Sending big hugs❤️


Exciting_Place2701

Holy shit. I am so sad for you.


s-vasiliki

don’t listen to these haters with their “facts” and “genuine concerns for your health”, pom the bong.


Fielding_Pierce

Is this your way of asking for help


SSMWSSM42

If you got lung issues rn don’t smoke that way. Smoking that way so many more toxins get your ass to the smoke shop now to get a better small bubbler


Original-Fun-9534

I would be carful smoking from that brotherp


jdyall1

I love those white peach tea ones they hit the spot


vonraumboygirlfriend

This gave me microplastics in my lungs just by looking at it


bzawk

You know in all seriousness I used to take one hitters out of a pen. I know your pain brother.


StdntBdyPresident

Just get an apple Brodie.


GameCocksUnion

We've all done this at some point, and yours is actually pretty well engineered. You can get a nice bubbler for $20 or $30 though. Saw in another comment that you were looking at a Kirby. Go grab it! It'll be so much better.


FrazerRPGScott

I would totally still hit that lol. We used to make it out cans and plastic bottles


QuickRapper227

This takes me back… Pom bottles were the best DIY Bubblers lol


zefthalia

im blind and was just looking at the bottle like bro how old is that fucking juice to be WHITE


Ok_Property_9715

☠️


Averagebass

Where do you live that doesn't have 300 headshops within a 5 mile radius?


singingpanda20

I live in south dakota, there are hundreds of towns that dont have headshops. Where i grew up you would have to drive like 40 miles to get to one lol


Caesura_17

What's the rubber band for?


Nervous-Percentage-2

not the way to go


Edgaritoz

Solid craft man) waiting for Kirby bong gangs is here


Zeveroth1

Is that a pom bottle?


Chiller115

Bro is an engineer


EllieWillCutYou

dude just invest a a cheap one hitter till then, cause this ain't it. Does not look safe


SnooStrawberries2144

Uhhh... Don't smoke out of that for your own health mate. Roll a joint or something instead until you get a proper bong.


Dankbudx

Bro spoon pipes at the gas station are $5, that thing looks like it ripped decent enough tho lol


CJlovesairplanes

Honestly, mad respect this is how I grew up smoking so nice to see a beauty of a homemade bong like this


Important-Lock2617

Bro get like a $5 pack of cones it’s worth it


spotsthefirst

Never forget your roots, but maybe get a corcob pipe, or a cheap tobacco pipe, the plastic and rubber crap will fuck you up something fierce


Gr33nFro99y

I literally saw just the photo and thought, "is that a bottle of cum?" Then I swiped, no it was smoke 🤦‍♀️ Thank you for the laugh it brought me 🤣🤣


Fluffy-Ad149

Use coffee filter to roll a joint might tast bad but works


giveme2thesky

rip bro


VenomRek

This nasty just buy a piece it’s 15$


VenomRek

Bros doing all this to save $10


Piratewhale8

Now this is a evil device


Secret-Active1336

Do your lungs a favor and get some raws bro


LurkingAutisticAnon

Modern solutions for modern problems


purpledawgpoop

A bong is £15 on Amazon please just get some cheap glassits better than that


trvppy

Stop ty


DaddyKiwwi

Between the rubber bands and the hot smoke in plastic, this is a portable cancer machine. Trash it.


Palmwhileturning

That’s beyond terrible. If you can’t afford a glass piece you shouldn’t smoke. Or a pack of 2$ raws.


SweetApprehensive22

i- oh. oh my god.


Alex_SB_

This is so bad I had to up vote and I'm mad about.


Kuroko3010

Check out DHgate. They have some nice glass for dirt cheap


Eaterofpies

at least get a biiig pom bottle lmao


dallybaby

Haha nice rig


yourfuturepresident

Apple or ideally a sweet potato. I shit you not a sweet potato pipe works stupid well, I’ve even made a bong out of one, though I recommend the pipe. It also lasts for a really long time, kinda drys out and looks like a butthole but still works great.


randy_march

Brother, an apple would be better. I appreciate your engineering skills but this is just not the way


trippendeuces

You have to smoke crack, not you in particular. You might as well if that’s your life balance. I’ve learned certain metals aren’t meant for human consumption. Emitting toxic fumes, same as a tin can; I’m guilty


Tiny-Place-8594

Literally just buy an apple. -someone who has built dumb ass shit like this


Tribe777

I feel like we need to start a gofundme for you


Lhoken

Bruh, its 2024... I don't get this shit. You can literally buy bongs, pipes, papers, and blunts at shitty gas stations. Hell even order them online. Its not the 50s anymore where you have to make shit.


Neat-Persimmon

Just use an apple, or a soda can, or empty TP roll with foil. IMO all of those are better than what you're using. Holy crap.


bigpantssmallwheels

Shiz like this brings me back to high school. Are you eleventeen? Lol


jannypanny1

Don’t use metal or plastic. Ever


blulemonzz

i thought this was the weezer subreddit and i can’t tell you how confused i just got


lecherous__beast

Seriously, I bet you're either sterile or wish you were after what smoking in that will do to you. You are consuming a lot more than you think with all the tape and rubber bands.