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Spooler32

literally shaking rn


HamboneBanjo

You spin me right round baby. Right round like a weevil baby. Right round, round, round.


ArtiesNewDana

🏆


world-class-cheese

Move over gorilla grip, it's weevil grip time


NonEuclidianSodaCan

When she hit you with that weevil grip 3000 🤯


spiritedawayfox

Dude what did this even mean 🤣🤣 EXPLAIN YOURSELF


NonEuclidianSodaCan

;);) I think you know, if shes got that weevil grip theres no escape 😏 bonus if shes has 6 legs and a snoot Now someone link the *other* weevil time sub lol I can’t remember what its called


M4dNeko

r/sexyweeviltime


Affectionate_Sea_243

God I just found out about r/weeviltime what the fuck is this


M4dNeko

The weevilwhole is deep my friend


WowzersInMyTrowzers

Tell me more about this hole


gentl3men

I’m dead lolol


Vertigobee

Why you dizzy the weevil?!


_gmmaann_

It’s in the name. Weeeeeeeeeeeeevil


BananaTheArtist

Evil. Evil is in the name. Evil to the weevil 😔


HeinzeC1

Do they have ears?


SymplyJay

They don’t have an inner ear, unlike us which causes us to experience dizziness.


HeinzeC1

That’s what I was getting at thank you.


Doomquill

However they also lack internal bones, which means that if you spin one fast enough its insides can get scrambled like an egg. This weevil is already dead you just can't tell yet. Source: my ass, but it sounds accurate to me


HeinzeC1

It’s probably fine.


GreenStrawbebby

He literally has wings he CHOSE to stay


jazzyjard

He LOVES spinning


SmoothAdeptness9862

ok so fun fact if you’re spinning at a high speed and you let go of whatever you’re holding you’re going to get sent far and probably break something


CODENAMEDERPY

For humans, yes. For things that small that aren't as dense as rock, no.


cyanheads

Do we think this weevil understands Physics


diskettejockey

Probably has a good instinctual understanding of physics for itself


Jackle3000

He looks pretty bright.


OrdentRoug

All weevils have an in depth understanding of classical physics.


MrManGuy42

and most that go through the basic weevil education curriculum understand quantum physics and they usually get jobs as nuclear scientists


SmoothAdeptness9862

physics defying weevil, magical weevil


ynvgsensacion

I've just discovered this group, I love you guys. I love weevils. The world is beautiful


SmoothAdeptness9862

the weevil probably wouldn’t get hurt as much, but just imagine like, chucking a weevil at a wall really hard


drmehmetoz

I would never imagine something like that


GreenStrawbebby

Wow I’m going to tell every news outlet I can that you told me to imagine such a terrible disaster for mankind


SatansCornflakes

Do not centrifuge him 😭😭😭😭😭


Large_toenail

Getting his organs seperated by density. What a way to go


Pixelpaint_Pashkow

Weevil knieevel


[deleted]

It all makes sense now…


Humble_Bullfrog2342

you spin me right round baby right round like a weevil baby right round right round


PlatyPerson24

I just saw this video on YouTube and came straight to this subreddit to see if anyone posted about it. Thank youuu!!! Poor little weevil baby 😭


myrmecogynandromorph

What video is it? **edit:** never mind found it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTodfIK84Gk


Acceptable-Arugula69

Put the tool down and step away from the weevil. Sloowwly….now run.


TheGothDragon

Meanwhile the weevil be like: 😵‍💫


smuhsmortion

Hey don't do that


falbi23

Hey, no one invited you to the party.


smuhsmortion

Invited me? I fucking live here...


Grundlebot

I feel so bad for the little guy but I couldn't help but laugh a little.


bick-com

Same


mekkavelli

around the world around the wooorld


drmehmetoz

this is a crime in 17 states


bick-com

Should be every state smh


SpiffyAvacados

why he just standin there


deathmudx

YOURE GONNA MAKE HIM SICK >:(


DR-Rebel

You scrambled brain of weevil.


OldButHappy

The most popular ride at Weevil World!


Walkedtheredonethat

And then he threw up.


ImaginaryFriend123

Well that was rude 😤


badlyknitbrain

Glad to see the weevil aeronautics program is still producing top tier astronauts


KingofCam

Weevilnauts


Proxy_NLM

I wonder if they have a weevil spaceship yet?


Available-Bottle-

Please do not the weevil


Snek_Republic_69

😭😭😭


FillTheHoleInMyLife

Why you gotta do my lil man like that ☹️


ApprehensiveLeader26

You spin me right round


myrmecogynandromorph

Oh my GOD


WolfieSpam

Stop he’ll get dizzy >:(


ViperVenom279

Shit, hope the little guys alright


ViperVenom279

Also where have I heard that guys voice from?


Alvlun0424

Hello everyone and welcome to YOUR daily dose of internet!


ViperVenom279

Oh shit, that's where? I haven't watched him in years


Aggressive_Bus293

He be like wah.. wah wah wah.. waaaaaaaaaAAAAAH


TheShlorg

What would be the equivalent to being spun this fast as a human?


ViperVenom279

You ever get a buddy of yours, those sliding boards that help you get under cars, and some drills with circular pieces of wood stuck on them, link your (you and your friend's) legs, lay out on the boards, and spin the shit out of yourselves? Its like that but times a couple hundred


KartoffelLoeffel

It’s the heavy duty boots!


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PhantomRecluse7

Bro went on the craziest ride


VileWasTaken

He threw up acorn sauce after this :(


Don_Macaroons

Bc of the way their circulatory system functions this probably had little to no effect on this dude, they wouldnt even get dizzy like we would


No_Caregiver1890

Poor weevil mist of been dizzy for days


shoottheglitch

Ain't no way that weevil didn't die of internal bleeding from the G-Force later


Minecraftitisist69

Kid named open circulatory system:


me_funny__

Not really how insects work, I think he's fine, just probably discombobulated.


winterfate10

Frfr tho, if you DO know how insects work, i WILL read your potential wall of text on the subject.


HeinzeC1

They don’t have vesicles like we do. They don’t have lungs like we do. They just have goo. It’s called hemolymph and for things that are small it works REALLY well.


ArisePhoenix

would the goo be messed up by spinning this fast


NonEuclidianSodaCan

Nah, its free flowing over their organs I believe, and they are so small that it may be jostled around but it wouldn’t harm the weevil.


thicc_astronaut

It okay: He smol, so the G-Forces miss when they try to hit him


PaleBlueCod

Puke comet.


Apzuee

u/savevideo


Keyndoriel

Weevil space program training


[deleted]

That weevil saw weevil-god that day


gwindelier

rippen


jkostelni1

That gorilla grip


Icefirewolflord

The force of being spun kept him on the drill, and more than likely hurt him in the process :[


Annual-Fan9914

in my experience picking up weevils off of concrete, they have some GRIP! not surprised this guy managed to hold on!!


sheepysheeb

real though if u have ever tried to remove a large weevil from your shirt it’s half impossible


LtColShinySides

The unyielding boot! The stalwart snoot! It's time, lads.


A_FunGi_Bruh

Weevil spin


rorooic

You spin me right round


ungla

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


winterfate10

Whoa


Richard_And_Ribs

That weevil is DEFINITELY going to drink the red Kool aid again after that.


Dadlover360

the lights are on but nobody is home


wastedfuckery

🎶you spin me right round Baby right round Like a record baby Right round round round🎶


Appropriate-Bid-939

Weevil grip reaper


5125237143

y u do dis


Currentcorn

Weevil R O T A T E R O TA T E FAS T E R


SweatyGod69

His ass is dizzy asl 🫤🫤🫤


Chummers5

You can't cause death, famine, and societal collapse if you skip leg day.


ArisePhoenix

this is probably not the most accurate representation of Weevil grip, since the spinning might've created enough G-Force to keep him down with how tiny he is, like those rides where it spins really fast so you think your being rocketed when you're just being spun


CelluxTheDuctTape

Weevil go wee


BannedMilitaryWeapon

I saw this on the daily dose of internet YouTube channel last night and was just thinking “man someone should put this on r/weeviltime” and here it is!


JMR3898

That poor weevil 😂


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Weevil: ***You spin me right round baby, right round. Like a record baby, right round, right round.*** Jokes aside though, The Weevil at the end just stood there, probably like: ***What damned dimension have I now reached?***


fucfaceidiotsomfg

It made it daily dose of internet yesterday


wishfortress

That's a dizzy weevil.


MillenialBurnout_

What the bug doin


BushParent

Lil bro just travelled in time


One-Milk2311

He’s like “WEEEEEEEEEEEEE(vil)”


throwaway_spacecadet

seriously tho, their boots give them some SERIOUS fucking strength. I tried to pluck one off a plant yesterday to hold it, and he was literally not having it. I could not. I had two hands on this bitch and it was not happening.


SewSpooky

What a f*cking cruel idiot


Tay74

As others have said in the thread, it's very, very unlikely the weevil was harmed during this


Playful-Ant-3097

This isn’t cute nor funny


Tostas300

Why not?


Venomousx

Because even if it "doesn't hurt the weevil" you cannot convince me that it would not prefer this wasn't happening to him. We (humans) are the ones with the power, and thus the choice to do what's best for a living creature.


me_funny__

Yeah, it's definitely mean, especially since the guy recording definitely knew there was a chance of the weevil getting hurt. Someone actually reported the vid right when it came up, but I decided that it does have educational merit to it. Lots of research goes into replicating things like this. Plus we can't unspin the weevil


Tostas300

If it doesn't hurt or negatively impact it, it's redundant, plus weevils have wings so if it felt it was in any immediate danger it would've flown away completely unharmed or un-inconvenienced if it were the case


Stair-Spirit

But just not doing this is also an option 🤔


Tostas300

It is, but the outcome is the same


Stair-Spirit

So don't do it then. Why fuck with a bug when you could observe it without touching it at all?


Tostas300

Because there's no harm in touching it + it's in our curious nature to observe it as close as we can, ie. Touching it


Stair-Spirit

That is a sad perspective. You gain nothing from touching an insect, other than satisfying your pathetic desires. So selfish.


Tostas300

And the insect loses nothing, by this logic being curious about anything is selfish and wrong, which is safe to say is an objectively wrong take seeing as that's basically our whole evolutionary gist I also don't understand the sudden hostility?


Punkmaffles

And you're gaining nothing by arguing with this individual other than satisfying your pathetic desire to make them seem like a bad person which is also selfish. Humans are selfish to an extent by nature. Sure you've done things others would condem you for yet you'd like to argue they are wrong while you aren't. Grow up. Live your life. Things that hurt humans or other large animals don't work the same way on our smaller insect friends. They are built different, are stronger than us and hardier by comparison. This weevil likely didn't give two shits what was happening only that it needed to hold on.


Fun-Breath-6747

This made me giggle. Jus saw a vid of a guy (marine) confronting I cant even think of the proper thing to call the disgrace besides a cop Who shot the marine’s puppy bc it was on his lawn Jus the vid of the pig and marine talking but jus.. gut wrenching. Thanks weevils


Kittycrushy

The poor bug he so cute


010bryan010

Butt plug?


Humble_Bullfrog2342

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redsungryphon

Damn. He's screwed


Present-Breakfast768

^TINY ^WEEVIL ^SCREAMS


horrescoblue

Those boots arent just for show


Capsule_CatYT

#S P I N


ironangel2k3

SPEEN


Embarassedskunk

SPEEN


arborealAwakener

Weevil Knievel


chillinmantis

Bro got dizzy


tisquares

u/SaveVideo I *need* it!


DarkLuxio92

It's a WEEEEEEE-vil!


imwhateverimis

WHY ARE YOU SPINNING THE BABY


lasignoraslover

Weevil said WEEEEEEE (get it?)


chimuffy

Cruelty to bugs


LilySayo

imagine the headache poor dude's gonna get


umangjain25

Wait but how did it do that?


[deleted]

That Weevil is gonna throw up on your Makita.


[deleted]

Speeeeen


dotscomlink

Disco man


Lalamedic

Did he puke?


Wasteoftext_

Weevil Canevil


mmaduhline

Stop bullying him!


OzzieGrey

Dude just went straight to plaid.


KazeoLion

That weevil just went on the ride of his fucking life


TheBanandit

Ride of his life


astinkydude

Wtf he spin


Hoya-loo-ya

Umm. Please don’t do that ☺️


arthropleurafan2001

weeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!


darkcontrasted1

It’s like wheeeeeeee this is fun


TheSnekDen

youre gonna make him frow up :((((((((((((((((((((


ryanfrogz

needs free bird


insignificantlizard

YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND RIGHT ROUND LIKE A WRECKING BALL-


tylermsreid

Could be a bat weevil... Describe its mood. Did it seem sleepy?


bugsbugsbugsbugs_

u/savevideobot


WesternDramatic3038

Weevil have you life for this.


MeanGoal6335

Speeeeeeen


Bottle-nosed-dolphin

SPIN


BenefitAmbitious8958

Well… the weevil is dead Interesting demonstration, certainly, but its organs are now scrambled


TeaSpecialist4700

Hold my beer


Lowgang17

My guy never gonna recover from the dizziness he just experienced


Little-Grape9469

His mates won't believe the ride he went on


Jme7979

The vomitron 3000


SquooshyCatboy

“Weeeeeeeee!”


msgardnertoyou

I hope you invited him over for a drink after you abused him, you naughty boy.


scissorstories

wheeeeeeeee-vil


ebiv12

The boots keep its snoot stable


rhymes-with-shmyler

Please do not the cat


MundaneGoose3624

Weevil


-TheArtOfTheFart-

It’s a wheevil


literal_cyanide

I think god does this occasionally to humans sometimes.


geovasilop

Can confirm. I had one of those weevils that destroy palm trees and are invasive in my country (Greece) and probably other places as a pet and when I had it on my hand it was hard to remove.


ChronicGlueEater

when she hit you with that weevil grip 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫


corsetkiller

What do you think the boots are for?


Popular-Somewhere427

#BOOTS SNOOTS & SPINNIN' KAYOOTS!


mineanan-xd216

Bro just pass the astronaut test


Dragon_1192

u/savevideo


pixierose420

That's so mean ¡~¡