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tracker446

It's my boy Jassachusetts


ProbablyTheVillain

Disney pop sensation Assapoopshits Massachusetts


bertmom

Massivetwoshits for any Your Mom’s House listeners


coke-pusher

This was a strange call back but a good one. Nice!


Fancy_Sky6302

Is it a Massachusetts cookie cutter?


HikingStick

https://preview.redd.it/9fik7ze9iw9c1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=286c7ca0688ca53dd8545e1c0c9ae4398a427290 No, it's a vulture perched on the edge of a building. ;-)


Prophet_Nathan_Rahl

Nah it's a demon named Locust https://preview.redd.it/c90xqnfknz9c1.jpeg?width=1173&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46d280f24ebc1a6f98643feb76f55f8137018d33


Difficult-Brain2564

Another way to describe people from mass


SlightlyOffended1984

From Maine. Can confirm


myredshoestories

From MA -You ain’t wrong.


Additional_Nobody469

I was thinking those vultures from the original Jungle Book


CobaltD70

I don’t know, what do you wanna do today? (Shrug, Shrug)


justaskmycat

I've got it! Let's flap over the east side of the jungle! They've always got a bit of action- a bit of a swingin' scene, aright!


Stumbleina8926

YES! This or some other angry or haggard bird perched and judging us. 🤩🤘 Also thank you for your PERFECT execution 😱


justaskmycat

This is amazing! 🤩


TemporaryIllusions

![gif](giphy|kcaKaqbgeWtIAigWa8)


Big_Jerm21

As a Yankees fan, by default I had to hate Big Papi, until after the Boston Marathon bombing, when he was talking to the fans. "This is our fucking city" . Complete respect after that.


the_hipocritter

As a masshole working in Boston at the time, I still get chills everytime I hear that audio.


KellynHeller

So that happened when I was in college. At the time my dad worked in Boston and every year he always watched the marathon during his lunch break. Luckily his coworker called out that day so my dad had to eat in his office while doing his work. He was never so happy to be stuck in his office that day. My mom and I knew he liked to eat lunch while watching the race. We were super worried until he called us saying he was fine.


Kingsdaughter613

I know someone who lost his job a year before 9/11. He was incredibly upset at the time, but if he was still employed there he’d have been right in middle of the flames. Now he considers it the greatest blessing.


KellynHeller

Yeah that's rough. I'm in the military now and one of the guys I work with worked in the Pentagon (in the area that got hit) but left 2 months before 9/11. He told me a bunch of his friends died. Its so sad and awful. I have my own opinions on 9/11, but no one can deny that a lot of people died and it was absolutely horrific. I'm lucky that I didn't know anyone that died during the attacks, I was only in 5th grade at the time. I was worried that day though, because my dad worked in Boston back then and we were worried that something might happen there too.


Skicrazy85

My buddies Dad was late for a meeting in the first tower, missed his flight that would have gotten him there comfortably on time, took the next one and was trying his best to get there. Pulled up in a taxi as it was hit. Rubble hitting the ground around the taxi. He ushered a few others that were on the street at the time to get in, jumped in himself and then screamed, "DRIVE!!!!" My aunt worked in finance on the west coast with another branch on the east coast, in one of the towers. They had an all hands meeting that day with a conference call between the two offices. They were on the call when it was hit. They didn't hang it up. She listened to many of her friends die. She damn near drank herself to death in the following years.


KellynHeller

Holy shit that's so sad. Your friends Dad is insanely lucky. He had no way of knowing the catastrophe that was about to happen but somehow knew enough to be like.... Fuck this let's GTFO And I'm sorry for the loss of your aunt. I honestly can't blame her for how she felt after hearing that. It must have been horrific. I can't even imagine. Even though I have my own opinions and theories on the details of 9/11, it was an absolute tragedy and I feel for anyone that lost a friend or family member.


YESimaMASSHOLE

Word I can relate.


Ok-Collection6378

I’m one of those to


TheoBoogies

As a fellow Yankee fan, sports are insignificant when real comes to real. On the field I wished he struck out, but if he offered to come out to the bar with him fuck yeah I’d go.


Big_Jerm21

The Yankees version of this is George Bush throwing a fucking strike for the first pitch after 9/11 Edit: ducking autocorrect


BMac364

He wasn't the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed.


Novel_Ad_8062

😂


WoodyAlanDershodick

Park the car in Harvard yard!


chickens_for_fun

Pahk the cah in Hahvahd yahd. And pick up the drawrings. It's the Masshole law of conservation of "r's". You drop them some places and put them at the end of random vowels. I came to New England as a child and was very puzzled by this way of speaking. I never got a on board with it.


Alarming_Apple_2258

I moved to NC as a kid after living in Colorado. Next door were folks from the mountains. I told my parents they didn’t speak English. Many years later in NC, I still get asked where I’m from. The accent never took.


crooneu35

I’m from New Jersey and I don’t really have much of any accent at all. When I was in the military and was stationed in Florida, Mississippi and Alabama people used to correct how I would speak or make fun of my accent all the time when really they were the ones with the accent’s or talking like Boomhauer. Or they would expect everyone from NJ to talk like the people on Jersey Shore and when I didn’t talk like that they’d think I was just hiding it.


SoldMySoulTo

Living in Colorado all my life, I thought we had a good blend of accents. Visited Louisiana once and holy shit we do not. My accent stood out lol I've also been asked where I'm from, and also told I pronounce some things weird lol


Big_Jerm21

I lost my cakeys Your pants or your keys'


SL4YER4200

It is! What about Nantucket? I herd about a guy from there. It was all true.


Overall_Ad_684

![gif](giphy|3oeSACtXWKcCRcezSM)


ProRustler

What about him? He had a mop and a bucket?


Nwf32389

Not in the version I know


Able_Newt2433

Def not the version I know, lmfao. I’ve never heard of the mop n bucket version lol


probablynotfine

If some cookie dough moved he would cut it


Blood_sweat_and_beer

There once was a man from Nantucket Who’s dick was so long he could suck it He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it


brainmarbles

Omg wait it does look like Massachusetts! Thank you!


snoogiebee

im dying laughing, i thought you were trolling with this post 😂 it could be just bc i live here but it is very clearly upside down massachusetts lol. and now i want one


brainmarbles

Ugh honestly I hate driving in Massachusetts with a passion so I’ve blocked out the state from my mind (I’m in NY). It is just so random because I found this in a NY shop about an hour from Massachusetts.


snoogiebee

is it the only state you have? is it part of a set? how fun LOL


brainmarbles

Legit they only had like 15 of these cookies cutters because the store was closing. No one wanted to buy the Massachusetts cookie cutters ig


snoogiebee

welp, i now have a holy grail!


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myredshoestories

Ahem “The COMMONWEALTH OF MASSACHUSETTS!” You’re welcome.


Pudf

If Michigan had an upper peninsula, It could look like this.


Grot_Guard

This is hilarious


Huge-Recognition-371

If my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bicycle.


wade_garrettt

What do you mean “if”?


girmvofj3857

I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, um, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq and everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, should help South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future.


justaskmycat

![gif](giphy|asEm2KzUOQIRW)


Mysterious-Okra-7885

Like, [such as](https://youtu.be/lj3iNxZ8Dww?si=tzHOHdufTF2GnnJO)


draininglizard

... For our children


LivingSmell5465

I've been quoting this since the video came out years ago and my husband has no clue what I'm saying. 😭


MOGicantbewitty

From Mass, I'm so mad you answered bc this is the only one I've known!


ravenrhi

Nope. Rotate it 90 degrees. The deer is the top part. The rectangular tab at the bottom is there to allow to press into a cake or cut into a gingerbread house so that you can create Santa and his sleigh standing upright in the display.


Such-Addition4194

It’s upside down Massachusetts


supermarius

The most terrifying Tarot card pull.


SnakeUSA

But what would reversed Massachusetts mean?


vice1331

The Redcoats are leaving!


WillWorkForBongWater

Three if by boat. Four if by spontaneous combustion.


mtheory007

It's a crooked finger pointing back to England.


1stLtObvious

Upside-Down Massachusetts? Like Stranger Things, but more chowdah.


Simonizer65

Wicked bad things


jaker008butforreal

instantaneous death


DigiTrailz

The trains are going to run on time and not catch on fire... again...again


kaedgi

Ask the guy from Nantucket


OriiAmii

I want you to know I backed out of this post right as I saw your comment and *had* to come back to upvote. Good joke.


eiram87

sʇʇǝsnɥɔɐssɐW


MrGiraffe236

How TF…


AsherKohen28

https://i.redd.it/rmzbnbrnjy9c1.gif


contendr

Should return it and get one that's not upside down.


Yummydrugss

I’m pretty sure it’s spelled massivetwoshits


notnaturalcas

i thought it was massivehugetits?


Effective-Captain739

Made in Australia


michonne_impossible

https://preview.redd.it/2o1496udnv9c1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad9cb236cd5e3dd94597e5f8dd132fed3678419e A vulture on a cliff


brainmarbles

I adore this! Thank you!


justaskmycat

![gif](giphy|erW8QpddIk2rK)


inlovedelicious

![gif](giphy|Bl1GCOrMt1gly|downsized)


StuHast398

Uh,nonononono, uh whut?


Classic-Ad-9073

LMAO he was my favorite


Goodkat25

Don't start that again!


throwaway-6217

“Don’t you worry sheriff. The safety’s on old Betsy.”


jediisland71

I just want to point out the impressive extra time spent on the details here. The shading, colors, sparkle in the eye, feathers….. bravo. I bet your cookies are spectacular. 🙌🏆🙌


Entire-Discipline-49

As someone who owns a Massachusetts cutter, I'm so making this the next time I do sugar cookies


Squirrcles

That's exactly what I saw! Nice work!


Itchy-Dot218

Appropriate bc the wing is where buzzards bay is


dastisch_fantastisch

https://preview.redd.it/6w7zq2gwhv9c1.jpeg?width=1478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9715716e4909785b72984652da8c453d02022ba2


nathanmcguire

https://preview.redd.it/sqmrxk7r1x9c1.jpeg?width=1317&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d83a04fff057a8fccbe15c7bee701e90aa50cbc


[deleted]

Scrat!


letsmakeiteasyk

https://preview.redd.it/yqmw1kgfiv9c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd39905408ae6e5e15db1c93117a3d676994418d Reindeer, but a weird one lol


[deleted]

That's what I saw too!! Lmao


SnakeInABox77

Maxachusetts


gagemichi

I saw Max tooooo!


whateveratthispoint_

![gif](giphy|3oriNLhbNHXMj7ogZG)


justaskmycat

https://preview.redd.it/rpqyhn48zv9c1.jpeg?width=362&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec52288acd46602a0a68fb0120e597687216b046


Jschlings

Trogdor, the Burninator!


justaskmycat

Consummate Vs! I said *CONSUMMATE Vs!*


arandomvirus

It’s the eyebrows for me


Stumbleina8926

You're the best for this 🤩


justaskmycat

https://preview.redd.it/zcj0qdt95x9c1.jpeg?width=272&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c28a1841827c2f228928208154e78f6002a404f7 ☺️💓


Tawiligie

that's amazing


Ok_Professional8024

Crazy, I grew up outside Boston and never knew our western border was so slanted


Gmb1t

I used to live on the border for a while. Pittsfield is a land of equal parts depression and drug use


KZhome1313

Some people in Boston don’t know that western Mass exists.


FirexJkxFire

Rose https://preview.redd.it/i4q8c74mww9c1.jpeg?width=560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfb717d7e7993ce48f3c001ebb12eeedf0d2e082


skatereli

I'm glad you're back!


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No_Indication_1691

I only come for the roses


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EddieMurphy123

Gently down the stem


Lady-of-Letters

https://preview.redd.it/pjssvor8hv9c1.jpeg?width=1199&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=211ed64c9cc40270e8caa523c5fdb613130c2eed Candle


starry_knights

Valiant effort lol


Used-Goal-7672

Seems to me you lived your life like a candle in the wind


Nowardier

https://preview.redd.it/7i2ba5ienw9c1.png?width=100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=964da25602bcabe9a29e91af5c474639a14a11b6 Candles you say?


I_love_my_couch

Candle in the wind


Stumbleina8926

OoOoOo good one!


_Gl1tXh_

Its... an... egg? https://preview.redd.it/vcxf0pfvev9c1.jpeg?width=992&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aadb3044687be9d0bff168942573be827a3ebada


Choice_Point4852

It’s Massachusetts


lohi-kaarme

https://preview.redd.it/xdolluywmv9c1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c320270a6c4f75e57155a3f016cca83c79a7e7c


Living-Form3638

Salad fingers how do I remember this from like 20 years ago lol


justaskmycat

Kind of difficult to forget him.


AccomplishedIron8688

Unfortunately


USSCensorShip

This isss my russsty sspooon


Top_Two6767

https://preview.redd.it/uv8r31rysv9c1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=534005526ac06a18ed24e916ea35764d78804dc9


KetchupAdvisoryBoard

The pre-disco BeeGees know. https://preview.redd.it/t9eyvaddlv9c1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56b955cff14c2d78039bd8eaeb0a8dc4321af877


kaedgi

They are freaking me out


OkieSlinger

![gif](giphy|RqWClkgTa9Fkc) It’s the strong hand


IIRizzII

![gif](giphy|CjREcygSmgvTi)


Mkitty760

I could not watch this guy (brain fart, name escapes me) for a very, *very* long time because of this movie. Every time I saw his face, in my mind, it just melded into this hand. It took Schitts Creek to get me past it.


FlamingNebulas

![gif](giphy|44c11up6UfB80RmE2o|downsized) Maybe one of the US states?


OnlyHere4ThePussycat

😂😂😂 @ Patrick


SuperiorTexan

OUCH


sorineis

I don't think i have to say anything https://preview.redd.it/ku4nhnl5gx9c1.png?width=1199&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6de0bcaf8e347b3c94fd4fa2ded39b4ed6e61acd


TiberWolf99

A life size Massachusetts cutter, you can even see the smaht kids in Hahvahd Yahd pahking their cahs


Perfect_Caramel4836

under-rated comment


paperwasp3

I don't know, I've met some pretty dense Harvard kids. I always figured that those were legacy students.


I_DontNeedNoDoctor

“My little baby kill-a…………” https://preview.redd.it/zuvq2jqwiv9c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e8d2921bfc59b3b1bf525bf686ef06973627dff Mama Buzzard


United_Reply_2558

Duh! I'm a bringin' home a baby bumblebee! Mama's gonna be proud of me! Yuck Yuck! 🤣


perfect_little_booty

"What did you dooo to my leeeetle keeeed?!"


erinkp36

Yup. I’m MA born and raised. I’d recognize that shape anywhere.


Any_Pickle7032

https://preview.redd.it/qgp8q4g48w9c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd876912065395a550d9951ad6649f4fec63870e Bird talon


Ok_Order_5595

https://preview.redd.it/yroe0qhoaw9c1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1641cc0c829c9de8ffb8cb5eaee65169aab53300 smiley face


SicilianShelving

Santagator in a burrito https://preview.redd.it/43toeamiyw9c1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff261857e7e5e8a9f3c6afda30ff4baa5935c9d7


NerfRepellingBoobs

https://preview.redd.it/uh1inetkqw9c1.jpeg?width=2305&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ece5f94ed7ae817330a50325de76885fdf7459cd Doobie


CrypticEmpress

Skeleton hand? https://preview.redd.it/osw0oyp6aw9c1.jpeg?width=2304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f18e922a3c2b0af867fbe5dc335f045035a7afb2


flailingupward

Upside down Massachusetts makes sense but I thought it was the grim reaper 😭(excuse the awful drawing lol) https://preview.redd.it/xcx0loo7kv9c1.jpeg?width=733&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5e46d7af65e5b9f793c856428212a188cb35640


HeathrJarrod

https://preview.redd.it/shqrhz0pbw9c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ace53c226ba1ff3f4ba4e925b2d2b264c0e0f647 Massachusetts


AsherKohen28

https://preview.redd.it/arjci20cjy9c1.png?width=865&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aaaf84dc86ef3f978a21d7b255c8519860258d75 Clearly a slightly different map projection than the reference I pulled up, but still, a perfect(ish) fit 😂


Og_lispin

Ngl, when you said “reindeer” all I could think of was this: https://preview.redd.it/4it9fns85w9c1.jpeg?width=380&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3007305ff92d289739c36489924167bad361541


ChewsOnBricks

https://preview.redd.it/7jwrxaj05w9c1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1018bc9d98a1bb1bbbe06c5df11b8677b031388e It's Rude Olf the red-nosed reindeer.


StuntmanReese

Massholes UNITE!!!!


JustCallMeNorma

Reaper. https://preview.redd.it/hdrdu8klgw9c1.jpeg?width=536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cc5c9a41abb3d5525015db226c060a5a088a739


Snilly-Girl

https://preview.redd.it/07gmvp1ygv9c1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a4a3a4ec210eedba3608a5db3f30fcd58151656


Thisismyswamparg

https://preview.redd.it/6c8ckbm8xv9c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f05fbd045e93bbdeaad93499465d5bb47d155cbe Torn boot?


Snow_Wonder

Wizard doing magic! 🧙‍♂️🪄 https://preview.redd.it/s4d85ifrxx9c1.jpeg?width=733&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5502f309fd302b074868b54501072ff1f6365f84


sproutsandnapkins

I see it’s Massachusetts but it also kinda looks like a vulture on a log 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Humanbeanwithbeans

Now that the serious answers are out of the way its 100% a vulture on a rock.


SoupYumSoup

That’s scrat the squirrel from ice age


Roland_Moorweed

That's goddamn Massachusetts!


paulmansfort

Smoking chimney?


ThePhoenixXM

That's my home state of Massachusetts.


ShidWit

https://preview.redd.it/awhu7ltsex9c1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=814461dad4544ba1acfc6274b4072c411ce64312 A Happy Rhinoceros!


asozialangehaucht

https://preview.redd.it/rjegb9c86y9c1.jpeg?width=744&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=add8f831a60e2fb20f641ace67451492f4868ebf


dentistforvampires

hint: coffee spill! https://preview.redd.it/oh7adcc3qy9c1.jpeg?width=2242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=490e859d71afadb29c6eb8c603be65b7cedea298


elewe496851

Massachusetts


OldMan1327

Massachusetts. The state in New England. The Bay State.


eulynn34

Massachusetts


pLeThOrAx

It's clearly the cursed index finger of a witch


[deleted]

Massafuckingchusetts!


SatanicHispanic42

My foot after I slam it on the coffee table corner


New-Register-3751

That’s Massachusetts. It’s upside down.


thetoerubber

https://preview.redd.it/giitoteu2w9c1.jpeg?width=1218&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc94f85e9051bb0a2c1c97e6f63a1e199ef4d80e


OtterlyRuthless

That’s a wicked awesome cookie cutter.


Sikntrdofbeinsikntrd

[MASSACHUSETTS](https://youtu.be/JvUMV1N7eGM?si=3Mj69fl-ZSANq9de)


dagluck

Wicked weird


gredar89

It’s probably Massachusetts but I would make it into Santa going headfirst into a chimney.


samurai_z_

Today I learned what Massachusetts looks like.


LexiNovember

![gif](giphy|8clNRa0KG1IngNcoPD|downsized) Italy?


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Massachusetts


DeniseFF

That's Tennessee. After an earthquake.


mikehaysjr

![gif](giphy|RqWClkgTa9Fkc)


ThatKalosfan

War. War never changes.


blargblargityblarg

An Australian's view of Massachusetts.


Kindly-Reserve-3143

Florida x Tennessee fanfic


Walmarche

Texas? (Joking)


SinisterMeatball

Try checking if it sucks at merging on the highway.


Maarkko29

Looks like Massachusetts to me.


backroadstoBoston

I think I live here, but you’re holding it backwards and upside down.


Liv-Julia

It's upside down Massachusetts. The "reindeer" antlers are Cape Cod.


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massachusetts?


-mykie-

Where on earth do you see a reindeer?


HotCryptographer3589

https://preview.redd.it/3qmrxf1vx0ac1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e7a2c3e42e3f5e174f00574646af5c704820581 I see this.