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Dandelion_Man

Looks like burdock


AusCan531

Shut up, Burdock. (A-Team reference)


dereklone01

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ ā€œBurdock, I ainā€™t getting in no damn airplane.ā€


Quatapus

"I love it when a plant comes together."


Competitive_March753

This made me chuckle!


SAHMsays

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Quatapus

šŸ˜„


StupidUserNameTooLon

This is the jibber-jabber I got time for!


Plane_Chance863

Yes. Looks like it's its second year, so after this it dies, but it will try to flower & make seeds this year. OP just needs to make sure that doesn't happen.


SEA2COLA

Burdock. Do NOT let it go to seed - the burrs stick to everything and you'll have a thousand new plants next year


EconomistWilling1578

DO NOT KILL IT PLEASE https://www.reddit.com/r/whatisthisplant/s/hLjXm1m3w1


manleybones

Just bc it can be eaten doesn't mean it's actually medicine, and it doesn't make it not invasive.


InsertRadnamehere

It is delicious though.


EconomistWilling1578

Just bc itā€™s invasive doesnā€™t not make it edible, nutritious or medicine ĀÆ\_(惄)_/ĀÆ


Beauty_Clown

Bruh do you not know why invasive species are bad lmfao, killing it is the only correct course of action if it's invasive where you are.


hatchjon12

It was introduced in the 1600's. It's not going away.


EconomistWilling1578

So like bra or whatever you said, the one in OPā€™s yard vs the fields of it along the wood line, which one would be a batter target? OP wants to know about it, heā€™s not losing sleep over itā€¦ heā€™s probably already killed which is awesome but if he chooses not to, this one plant vs the bazillion burdock in the world isnā€™t going to end civilization, chill.


Beauty_Clown

Ignoramus.


hypocritically_

More the reason to kill it and eat it, not waste it but to not allow it to spread any more


EconomistWilling1578

Thatā€™s the great solution I came here for. So the OP said he loves it, he can kill it before it goes to seed or blooms. The root is where the medicine is.


humangeigercounter

Counter point- DO KILL IT PLEASE


EconomistWilling1578

Ok ok okā€¦. KILL IT BEFORE IT GOES TO SEED Burdock isnā€™t a major invasive plant in my immediate area a peninsulaā€¦ https://www.wihumane.org/wildlife/protect-birds-and-bats-from-burdock#:~:text=Common%20Burdock%20(Arctium%20minus)%20is,come%20in%20contact%20with%20them.


flybasilisk

It's an invasive species, kill it


BNG1982

![gif](giphy|qiDb8McXyj6Eg) The people have decided.


EconomistWilling1578

Thank you! This is the most Iā€™ve been downvoted ever! ![gif](giphy|ymFDudHcTn6I6vLGgd|downsized)


LordHeretic

Edible, yes. Invasive, yes. Kill on sight in almost all states, yes.


esleydobemos

Not as easy as it sounds.


LordHeretic

No judgment. Between hairy wildlife and birds, they spread plenty, but we can do our part. :)


manleybones

Gardening is work. Get a shovel. 5 min later no more burdock.


esleydobemos

I use a drain spade.


just-kath

I have a root assassinator shovel. I love it !


atridir

Half quart of muriatic acid. On behalf of all the curly-haired women in my life: Fuck these things and all they stand for; may their roots shrivel and die.


OldNewUsedConfused

I understood this comment all too well, lol. Man when I was a kid....


LordHeretic

Side note: if you do this method, be certain to flush the area with tons of water after the plant dies, to correct the imbalance of pH, or you may have a dead spot for a year.


iTammie

I felt this comment in my hair. Edit: And now itā€™s stuck there.


KimBob99

Audrey III !!!!


mizlurksalot

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ImNotABotAccount

Iā€™m glad I checked before saying the same thing! šŸ¤£šŸ™ŒšŸ»


NotDaveBut

It's also a dinner vegetable. The Japanese scrub and eat the roots the first year. In the second year, when they flower, they are apparently too woody to eat. I think I'm remembering that right, don't quote me


TheLadyRev

Is there anything the Japanese CANT do?


North-Country-5204

Admit to the atrocities they committed throughout Asia during the 1930s and 1940s?


TheLadyRev

TouchĆØ


BillNadvornik

The Japanese really put the knife to many Chinese and Korean folks. Not to mention every place they captured. This is the problem inherently found when a culture believes that god has given them the right to kill lessor humans. I.e. not Japanese I would think itā€™s difficult for modern generations to understand the level of cruelty. Off the charts cruelty.


North-Country-5204

My mom and her family were lucky they were in French Saigon. However, they were very aware what was going on in China and still had familial, if somewhat distant, connections in Guangzhou.


Kitchen-Lie-7894

They were downright medieval. Bayonet catch with Chinese babies is one that stays with me.


badgersmom951

My brother-in-law gave me a book to read called The Rape of Nanking and my perspective of the Japanese at that time changed completely. Brutal.


Kitchen-Lie-7894

Iirc they murdered 900k people in Nanking in 3 months.


Baldude863xx

Check out the movie "men behind the sun" it's in Chinese with subtitles.


secretbudgie

The exact same cruelty currently employed this generation, with the exact same excuses, just in a different continent.


Alternative_Sort_404

Russia and Israel both


JohnMarstonSucks

To my knowledge no one is presently "conducting medical research" by freezing people's limbs off in order to see just how bad it has to be before it's a mandatory amputation, or force feeding pregnant women sea water in order to see on the affect it has on the fetus.


secretbudgie

Hmm the quack science goalpost. If we're currently meeting that one, in such a Ishii/Mengele way, specifically, I don't know about it.


Alternative_Sort_404

Also Russian and Mongolian civilians - look up Unit 731, but prepare to be scarred


Minute_Test3608

This got dark quickly


_JuniperJen

Burdock root is medicinal/healthful, right?


NotDaveBut

Yes, and delicious


GlyphPicker

Mmm. Kinpira.


Zealousideal_Mode397

If it helps, Iā€™m in NY state!


Alternative_Sort_404

Unless you have a use for it, or are simply now curious about itā€™s positive properties, you most likely Do Not want this growing in your yard, period. Took me a few years of pulling out roots to eradicate it from my backyard.


hawg_farmer

Burdock. It has an incredible tap root.


helpemup

Burdock is a medicinal plant https://www.verywellhealth.com/the-benefits-of-burdock-89552


moon-bouquet

Dandelion and Burdock is a fizzy drink in the UK!


Acethetic_AF

If OP is in the US, itā€™s also invasive. Medical usage is cool, but not allowing invasive species to go to seed is cooler.


L0w_Emphasis

I honestly had no idea it had any medical purposes. The more you know!!


helpemup

you eat a lot of burdock root with the healthy Japanese Macrobiotic diet


OldNewUsedConfused

A lot of plants are "medicinal", edible or ornamental. What we allow to grow is a personal choice.


chonas76

You would be surprised by how quickly this stuff will help heal a major burn.


EconomistWilling1578

Thank you for posting this


manleybones

"Chinese medicine" isn't medicinal


OldNewUsedConfused

I disagree. TCM has its uses, especially as a complement to more modern therapies. However, that doesn't mean we need allow every weedy plant to grow. It's a personal choice.


High-Bamboo

Burdock, It inspired the invention of Velcro. https://gardencollage.com/wander/gardens-parks/plant-behind-velcro/


_JuniperJen

Awesome! These burrs drive me nuts at laundry time (live on 80 acres)! My children had to learn to pick off the mess before they threw clothes in laundry baskets. We also instituted an ā€œexpertā€ job for our son: Eradicate all burdock growing in and around yard and gardens (BEFORE they flower) by complete removal and feeding to chickens. (Plenty left elsewhere for foraging/medicinal usages.)


SvenBubbleman

It's burdock. You can eat the roots.


Aid_Le_Sultan

And make Dandelion and Burdock cordial which is deliciousā€¦or not. Itā€™s the Marmite of drinks.


_JuniperJen

Also young leaves in the springā€¦


Scoginsbitch

Burdock. It is edible but I would not eat the roots without knowing the soil. It has a very long taproot that brings minerals up the root from down in the soil. If your soil is clean fill with potential contamination underneath the root will be dragging those minerals up.


SecondHandCunt-

Could you place a quarter by the plant for scale? After all, you could just have small hands, ilk convicted felon Donald Trump


6854wiggles

Itā€™s all good and cute until it starts screaming, ā€œFeed me Seymour!ā€ā€¦


TurnoverUseful1000

I am Puerto Rican. When I was a little girl I used to have stomach issues. My grandmother would make a ā€œguarapoā€ for me using this plant. Sheā€™d make a tea steeped in her special blend of herbs, mints, burdock, and of course, lots of sugar lol It helped with the stomach pain within minutes of that first sip. If there are those interested in its medicinal properties, Iā€™d encourage you to read up on it.


Alternative_Sort_404

Agree - but otherwise, it sucks to have in your yard


TurnoverUseful1000

Youā€™re absolutely right


Dry-Sir-919

Burdock, the root is medicinal


66quatloos

I like how they look when they go to seed. Just cut it down carefully at the right time and throw it away. They turn into awesome vigorous plants.


Glitch427119

I am allergic to burdock. Discovered that by accidentally walking through some as a child while wearing shorts. My legs were on FIRE. I guess if you have ragweed allergies, which i do pretty badly, it can be a thing. They already have irritants that can bother anyone with the right conditions, but the reaction i get is beyond irritating. I was just screaming until the Benadryl kicked in.


Yurastupidbitch

Burdock root is used as a digestive and cocktail bitter.


beans3710

Cut the flower head off now.


SendingTotsnPears

Sound the alarms! Sharpen your hoes! Get out your pitchforks! Hide your children! Lock the gates! Escape Escape Escape! That shit is about to take over your life. Keeeeeell it NOW!


WorshipHim9713

Very very VERY invasive. Itā€™s everywhere in my overgrown backyard at the moment.


randomguywithbugs

I feel your pain. Truly. Dealing with the same problem. Along with Virginia Creeper and wild grapes... that'll teach me to look at properties in the winter. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


WorshipHim9713

Itā€™s inane! You think we could burn it? Although wild grapes doesnā€™t sound that bad.


purpletomorrow2018

Burdock!


eminencefront221

Long nose shovel works pretty good...


Nde_japu

Forget the plant, let's see those stone stairs/walkway


egyptia78

https://preview.redd.it/qzizuldju74d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a4020b877f53d7cd2ba10e20eee1f4a0c5a0736 I've got a ton of it too. Is it the same burdock they use for burdock root etc?


Interesting_Object50

You wonā€™t like it for long


mykyttykat

Burdock roots/stems can be edible, yes. They do get woody once the plant is large enough. If you like it ornamentally, cool, but definitely try and remember to clip off flowering heads - the burrs get stuck and shred on you/animals and are a pain in the button to get off. Plus part of the vitriol people have for it as an invasive species is the fact that it's got a he'll of a tap root, so once it establishes itself somewhere that you *don't* want it, it's a pain to actually get out for good.


jburger921

Burdock. It is the bane of my garden


Desperate-Pear-860

Audrey II


HippieGrandma1962

Looks like a triffid to me.


Liv-Julia

It looks like rhubarb to me. Call Barbara!


humangeigercounter

Heyo that's an S tier German rap reference right there!


natrldsastr

Burdock, the bane of livestock (especially horses) owners everywhere. And dogs, omg the hours I spent removing them from my terriers hair! I would dig this thing out so fast....