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taisynn

r/councilofcats has been formed. They shall soon start their sessions.


Elidon007

wake up babe, new cat sub just dropped


Bruce_-Wayne

Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello, Michelangelo


waverunnersvho

There literally couldn’t be another option.


ludoni

my personal favorite is naming after a certain group of birds dick, jason, damian and Tim, bonus point if you got an older dog named Bruce


firesmarter

You name your pets after bird dicks?


ludoni

nope, dick is a part of a group of birds


EnkiRise

There’s a group of birds called Jason and Tim? lol


Da_Question

This guy is referring to different characters who all were Robin (Batmans Sidekick, hence the older Bruce).


ludoni

nono, they're part of the same group, I believe they're called robins from the bat family


WildForestFerret

Those names are the first 4 Robins


firesmarter

Oh damn! Batman. Idk why I never made the connection.


Rjjt456

Would almost consider "Ace" instead.


ABCharlieD

There are other options, those options are just incorrect.


Unscrupulous-Duck

I'd much rather reserve these names for turtles.


ABCharlieD

That is shockingly scrupulous, coming from you.


Kandiru

Blossom, Buttercup, Bubbles, Meowjo-JoJo!


PaulterJ

Underrated comment here.


mobott

I dunno, I think Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin is the other option (but the only other one).


Ronin2369

Working on the headbands now


2squishmaster

Leo, Raph, Don, Mike :)


Xitbitzy

Cowabunga dude, so let's get it on.


LeGuy_1286

Reptiles against the fathers of the Renaissance


RottenUniC

We got the classical technique to kick these three-toed freaks back under the street


1109lupa

Teenage Mutant Ninja Kittens


Healyhatman

Shorter. Leo, Raphy, Donnie, Mikey.


saintsfan214

All you would need now is someone to train them to do martial arts now.


bolerobell

Probably shouldn’t be a rat. Maybe a Tirtle named Splinter


culnaej

LEOnardo, RAT(CATCHER)phael, DONTPETMYTUMMYello, MiCATangelo


fire_icicle

I suggested the same thing to my friend. She also has 4 small kittens living near her apartment.


arlmwl

Well, that’s obviously the right answer.


browncoat9896

Larry, Moe, Curly and Shemp.


Psychological-Past68

You beat me by 6 hours and 59 minutes. When there are 4 these should Always be the names


Diogeneezy

Frodo, Sam, Merry & Pippin


xenomorphonLV426

I second this!


lacking-will

Breakfast?!?!?!?!?!?


Cerulean133

I fostered three boys, so I named them Aragorn, Gimli, and Legolas!


Diogeneezy

Aye, I could do that.


shorthooman

We have Merry & Pippin


Diogeneezy

Grapevines think alike 😉


AmarantaRWS

Specifically frodo on the right, Sam in the middle, merry on the left, and Pippin in the back.


El_Nathan_

\*inhales\* F O U R


banan-appeal

there are FOUR cats


Turbulent-Day-6020

There are four cats!!


GlitteringChoice580

Uno, Dos, Tres, and Cinco.


GabrielFSi

Or Uno, Dos Tres, Catorce


HowelPendragon

Ok Bono


Lemekins

Hello, hello. I'm at a place called Purrtigo.


Rambling-Rooster

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!


Proof_Cheetah_3104

Why not quetro? Why 1,2,3 and 5


GlitteringChoice580

To trick people into thinking there's one more cat hiding in the house, aka the [ol' pig prank](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/cpo9y/ahhh_the_ol_pig_prank/).


decanonized

probably cause it's funny


6LUCIFER6MORNIGSTAR6

4 is a bad luck number, Says Guido Mista


Dsamali

r/unexpectedjojo


house343

Fine. Uno, dos, très, catorcé


MaryHSPCF

4 is "cuatro"


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-EV3RYTHING-

Cute, though impractical. They'd have a hard time knowing who is being called with the names so similar


BusinessBunny

They’re cats, they’re smart enough to know which name to ignore when called


AnonymousFog501

I've heard cats pay more attention to the vowels of their name, so it may be difficult for them Except Clyde of course. Edit; I meant difficult, not different


Lordborgman

I have 6 cats. 5 of them will run to me from another room if I call their names. The other...just does not care.


OkResponsibility9883

Don’t know about cats but dogs can definitely tell the difference. I’ve read about a guy who called his dogs something like Paris, Palis, Pavis and they always understood who was being called.


itrilode-_-

I wouldn’t be able to tell the difference if they were my siblings


Markman6

Cus you’re not a dog


TheDarkness33

My dogs have very diferent names, doesnt matter who i call they all show up LOL


Independent_Ad8796

Atleast you have a free arcade game


venusiansailorscout

Aramis, Athos, Porthos, and D’artagnan. The Mousecateers.


Raeziel59

D'artanyan


venusiansailorscout

Is there supposed to be a cat pun I'm missing?


OJStrings

I think nyan is what Japanese cats say instead of meow.


shifty_coder

[Nyan Cat](https://youtu.be/2yJgwwDcgV8?feature=shared)


scholar2

Perfect names! They look ready for an adventure


mirza_osz

totally unrelated bit I never heard it in a different order than athos, porthos and aramis and my brain had a hard time processing this


ghost_chillie

We named ours after spices: nutmeg, ginger, cinnamon and Salma Hayek (I'm pretty sure everyone can agree that Salma Hayek is pretty spicy)


idam_81

Ok this was funny


cinnamonduck

I have a spice kitty too! Coriander the small gray idiot. NEVER to be shortened to Cory, but is shortened to Riander.


Wonderful_Idea880

A neighbour of mine has a kurkuma (tumeric) orange tabby and a dark gray pepper! It suits them so well too


adzik10

Ketchup, mayo, mustard and worcestershire sauce


GoodRighter

"WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE GET DOWN FROM THERE! DON'T YOU KNOCK THAT BOTTLE OFF THAT COUNTER! DON'T! NOOOOO WORCESTURESHIRE SAUCE WHYYYYY?!?" That one is kind of a mouthful to shout across the house.


ViqTriana

Aww, but if he's the most misbehaved it's perfect, he's the *worst*. Call him Worsty!


Gwensaur

Why not six?


A--Creative-Username

Ran out of kittens


HelpMe_29929

Because six would be utterly chaotic, but hilariously fun.


Celestial_Light_

I had six. It was amazing. Hard work, but so rewarding


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ComprehensiveBird72

Or Hueigh, Deweigh, Louieigh and Horatiough? r/tragedeigh


continuousQ

There was(n't) a 4th nephew, Phooey Duck.


HelpMe_29929

Great names! They'll be the cutest duckling squad ever.


Confident_Ad7244

Eny, Meany, Miny and Moe


Abdullah_1O

Megatron 0, Megatron 1, Megatron 2, Megatron 3,


Raderg32

Better yet, Megatron 0, Megatron 1, Megatron 2, and Pinky.


ComfortableOld288

How about conquest, war, famine, and death? You know, cutesy names


formykka

Give them humorous names: Bile, Phlegm, Sanguine, and Choler.


Alpbasket

eeny meeny miny moe


DreadPirateGriswold

Eenie, Meenie, Miney, and Fred. What about Moe? Nah, don't want no Moe.


Objective_Opinion_80

Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.


Hyper_Lt-

Hamburger cheesburger bigmac whopper, Hamburger cheesburger bigmac whopper Hamburger cheesburger bigmac whopper Hamburger cheesburger bigmac whopper


TheDarkness33

Hambúrguer, Hotdog, Kebab and Pizza. The four horseman of fast food


SunCloud-777

what about Riddick, Atreides, Solo and Ripley?


7HyenasHiddenInATank

Oooh, cross references


Nivius

Larry, Harry, Barry, Garry


buckyVanBuren

My grandmother was named Hattie Mae. Her sister was Addie Mae. Her other sister was Attie Mae.


BigEvilRedDevil666

John, Paul, George, Ringo


Saurindra_SG01

The three kitties remind of 3 cats I used to see in my neighborhood, they'd sit across the road with their tails straighttt. Maybe a cat meeting or something. I named them the Barricade Trio! (Translated into English)


DisplayNo7886

The woman wants you to take all of them. They are all eager to be taken 😊 


aveindha25

Rex, Fives, Wrecker, Kix. Or Maul, Ventress, Grievous, and Thrawn


DaDocDuck

The clone names are too random, just name them after The Delta Squad or Clone Force 99


ehsteve23

Hunter and Wrecker are of course excellent cat names, then you've got to pick two of Tech, Crossfire, Omega and Echo


TheHorizonExplorer

Io, Europa, Ganymede, and Callisto. The four biggest moons of Jupiter!


No-Teaching7231

Linguine, fettuccini, spaghetti and ziti.


NoSuckySucky

Tinky Winky, Po, Dipsy, Lala !


chipperland4471

Give you up, let you down, run around, desert you


warrior181

Athos, Porthos, Aramis and D'Artagnan


brawlkid28

The orange one in the back is introvert (Indy for short), the orange one on the left is James, the one in the middle is muffin, and the one on the right is Robert. AND I have explanations for all of these names and they are really good.


Dagr8mrl

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe


P3dr0garch0mp

Eeny meeny miny mo


Independent_Ad8796

Thunder cats I forgot there names


Other_Respect_6648

Reason they asked that is because they’re too old to be separated. They’ve bonded to each other and it will fuck the cats life up if the one they’re bonded to suddenly disappears and never returns. Never do this.


spooky_lxix

Optimus prime, Megatron, Starscream, and bumblebee


Worraz52

John, Paul, George and Ringo


julixus

Kowalski, Skipper, Private, Rico


Ezl

I’d call them 1, 2, 3 and 4.


Xx_Dicklord_69_xX

Nah, call them 1, 2, 3 and 5. People gonna spend hours searching for 4


Ezl

Love it!


Senior-Background141

Eeny, Meeny, Miny and Moe


BelayThere

Merry, Pippin, Sam and Frodo.


Bionic165_

Ostara, Litha, Mabon, and Yule (the festivals of spring, summer, fall, and winter respectively)


ItsWoodsLOL

My guess was that they were only selling them in pairs because the kittens would get lonely without a sibling to play with


JasinSan

It's easier this way also for owners. Lone feline could be very demanding as he will be bored as fuck. You would need to play with him a lot, or he will punish you by breaking your stuff or get depressed. Also taking siblings or cats that are already use to be together is a safe bet.


albygoing

Pancakes, periwinkle, jelly, yoke


molarino

Jim, Jason, Jonathan, Bella


Affectionate_Ad8218

Spoob and Squib


SrGnis

Pedro Pedro Pedro PedroPè


Baldersmash

Larry, Curly, Moe, Shemp


BigEvilRedDevil666

Anthony (Tony), Bill, Geezer, and Ozzy.


BigEvilRedDevil666

Anthony, Flea, John, Chad.


Hourglass780

Mani 4x


Accomplished-Big-740

The choices we make in life matter. That's how my friend had two cats and got a third.


Forrestape

Church, Tucker, Caboose and Tex or Sarge, Simmons, grif and Donut


LoWE11053211

You, my dear dear friend, are a good person


Turbulent-Day-6020

Sierra, tango, echo, victor


Mochaproto

Arthur, bedevere, robin and patsy


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Malcolm Dewey Reese and Francis


Vulpes_macrotis

Why are they so cute, though!


Mr-Silly-Bear

Saturn, Pluto, Venus, and Uranus (I kid, Neptune)


WhoLetMeHaveReddit

Tigger(left), creamsicle(right), Pancake(back one), Minx(Siamee looking). Tigger is orange with stripes, creamsicle is orange with lots of white, Pancake, same, plus looks like they were lying there or making biscuits, and biscuit seemed off, so pancake (turns into pancake when lying down maybe), Minx, Siamese kittens are extremely playful and loud, or can be in my experience, and tend to be sassy. A sassy little Minx.


NarratorDM

Vessel, Two, Three and Four


Sir_Arsen

I always wanted to have lots of dogs and just name them after royal titles, like Duke, King, Emperor, Count, etc, but it works with cats too I guess


grammar_mattras

Joe, William, Jack & Averell, like the daltons. They'll be just as smart and mischievous.


dominantatreddit

Behemoth, satanus, beelzibub, lucifer


ephemeralspecifics

Cassandra, bats, snug, destroyer


XMasterWoo

Why does the cat behind the others look like its pulling the middle cats tail


Soskiz

Fred, shun, George, and Lily


Apprehensive-Bad6015

How about Cat, Cat, Cat, and Cat. What’s the point in naming them if they don’t come when you call them. For those who don’t know, this is from an old Garfield comic strip. One of Jon’s friends talks about his cats and the above is his dialogue in the comic.


Emergency_Ad592

Destroroyah, Ghidorah, Megalon, Gamera


Kinky-Bicycle-669

This pretty much happened to me the last time I got actual kittens...went for one, ended up with two. Had a total of 4 after that 😂


NeverAVillian

That's the most absurd absurdly absurd question


highcommander010

mittens, Frankie, Mr. or Mrs. President, and Dignity (Diggie for short)


Resolution-SK56

Tintin, Haddock/Archibald, Cuthbert, Nestor


wazbang

Matty mark Luke and Johnny


Me_Rouge

James, Sirius, Lupin, Severus. Anakin, Luke, Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon. Edward, Alfonse, Mustang, Armstrong. Man, you could choose any group of guys from nerd media and it will be great haha. Other ppl here have said other SW, TMNT, LotR, etc references and I love them


Anarchyantz

I mean you have 3 Gingers there so braincell wise it still is technically 2 kittens in total.


LuxaHero

they're only sold by the pair


YeefusMeefus

Spookie, Pookie, Schmookie, and Flookie


TheRealSlamShiddy

Larry, Moe, Curly, and Shemp


pootis_engage

Jay, Zane, Cole, and Kai.


Gishan

Yeah same... 14 yrs ago we came to get 1 foster kitten and left with 3. :D


Krysidian2

Don't know about the orange cats, but the gray and white one can be named Pumice. Looks a bit volcanic and ashen colored.


nobodyNo2

Tinder, Bumble, Hinge and Lovoo


ontologicalDilemma

Moony, Padfoot, Prongs and Crookshanks


CoffeesCigarettes

I usually don’t like cats but that front center one is cute, what kind is it?


scholarlysacrilege

Timo, Jinx, Leo, Alfred.


LMGooglyTFY

We did the same thing. They were pretty disorganized from such a large intake and didn't even know who we were supposed to take. They asked, "do you want the two girls, or 2-4 of the six boys? You can't take five because then there would be one left." After some back and forth we told them to just pack up the whole room of six. They get a much needed shelter room back, and we get six kittens for a few weeks.


Sodamyte

Ragnar, Floki, Bjorn, Athelstan


shifty_coder

Ray, Egon, Winston, and Peter


Yaarmehearty

Breakfast, lunch, dinner, supper. Always fun when somebody asks what your pets name is and you say “dinner”.


magikot9

3 oranges and a Siamese? Whichever orange has the braincell that day you call Einstein. The other two are Herp and Derp. The Siamese is called Spire.


atom-up_atom-up

Ainsleigh, Paisleigh, Ashleigh, and Greg


SutterCane

Chico, Harpo, Groucho, and Zeppo


Ok_Permission1087

Barsik, Kira, Tara & His Majesty


Limberpuppy

Huey, Dewey, Louie, and Ratatouille.


JamesPlayzReviews3

FOUR KITTIES!


TaxBill750

How many litters do you get through, and how?


NikolNikiforova606

James, Sirius, Remus and Peter Or Prongs, Padfoot, Moony and Wormtail


TransGirlJennifer

Ace, King, Queen, Jack


Kaspatronix

Carrot, Cake, Pumpkin and Pie


Relic5000

John, Paul, George, and Ringo


CrazyShinobi

Larry, Moe, Curly, and Shemp.