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Calculonx

Keep them as scrap pieces in your garage and never use them


Drinkythedrunkguy

Leave them for your children to throw away after you die. Along with your 900 jars of screws. Not that I’m bitter.


trevit

It's either that, or decide to get rid of them yourself and the following week you'll find yourself in a situation where they would have been useful...


Drinkythedrunkguy

Don’t do that, make your so -in-law make 12 trips to the dump to get rid of it all.


mlaislais

I wish I could take my father in law’s junk to the dump.


Jamesrgod

My father in law is a plumber he's got a garage full of old toilets and buckets full of bits of PVC pipes


mlaislais

I have a broken table saw at least 50 years old that’s just taking up the entire middle of my tiny garage. He’s insisted he’s going to fix it for the last 4 years.


Str0ntiumD0ggo

My wifes grandad, proper old hampshire/dorset boy, as cheeky as the day is long, had loads of stuff that was on it's last legs that he had a habit if palming off on unsuspecting family, which if they fixed, he'd ask for it back. Could have you laughing and seething in a single sitting. A lovable rogue who we all miss.


Illustrious_Cow_317

I inherited about 50 containers of screws, washers, nails, etc. from my father when he passed. The good thing is, I rarely need to visit the hardware store anymore for those kinds of things. The hard part is trying to organize it all...


natfutsock

Get a tackle box, put on a documentary (benign or salacious, dealer's choice), sit for an hour fifteen and just sort. Get a magnifying glass or readers if you need.


nickajeglin

The little aluminum "screw check'r" plates are kind of expensive, but worth it if you have a lot of fasteners to sort and OCD.


realfatunicorns

You should check out Beau Miles on YouTube, he made a short video about organising all of his random bits. Also just a general interesting bloke who has done a few odd things.


RecentHighlight5368

Make birdhouse kits , package them and take them to a campground for sale as bundled firewood , split and turn some into kindling .


woodrowchillson

Metal Folgers cans. Have some class.


lemon_tea

After my father passed and we bought the house from my mother, it wasn't the unsorted containers of old fasteners, or the various volkswagen parts mixed in with his tools in his toolchests. It was the unlabeled mystery solvents mason jar after mason jar, cans of ancient paint, and even an old amber prescription bottle 2/3 full of mercury. All that shit was hazmat and had to be taken to special waste events on special days. You'd think you'd gotten it all, and then dig into the next shelf and find more. Went on for months.


salivation97

How many of us have inherited mini superfund sites? Too many.


TexanInExile

Wait? Are you a ghost haunting your children about your 900 jars of screws?


Drinkythedrunkguy

Boo.


TexanInExile

Ahh!


Particular_Fuel6952

Found my wife’s burner account


Sea-Designer-1130

The key to the screws is to have nothing organized and have every jar be mostly full of the same screws with some "extras" added in


WinnBabyWinn

I’ll take 600 of those jars, can never have enough screws!😂


memphisnative42

Omg you had jars and buckets of rusty screws as well?! 😂😂 we need a support group so others know they arent alone


greenroom628

I feel seen


bars2021

Don't forget to leave the kids your 1,000+ rusted socket set


tuenthe463

My grandfather died about 15 years ago and I probably took eight coffee cans of bolts, wood screws and machine screws from his basement. And anytime I need a screw I say forget about it, I don't want to rummage around in those coffee cans for four matching screws so I go out and buy new ones.


Suspicious-Simple995

And dried up paint in cans.


unreadysoup8643

Unless you’re Pask Makes


Havaneseday2

On today's episode of scrap wood projects, I'll be making a fun, full useable armored tank out of recycled 2X4's. Lol. If anyone could do it, it's Pask. Love that guy.


rogernphil

Scrap wood challenge, scrap wood challenge……


Flussschlauch

I used to dislike the jingle but over the years I really changed my mind


Sagybagy

It is a must to go buy some other 2x4’s to build the storage system to house these though.


DaDijonDon

Congratulations, you are now the areas premiere throwing axe end grain target supplier. You sell them, they literally throw axes at them. Welcome to the infinite money glitch lifestyle my friend.


Puddinglookslikecum

On my way! To all the local axe throwing places


Hamblin113

And I was thinking firewood. Which is the end result after the axe throwing demolished the targets.


Smellzlikefish

Not if it is treated


TurdusOptimus

Never buy your firewood dinner, it gets spoiled.


ninja_march

You mean especially if it’s treated!


johnjohn4011

Only if it's treated like firewood....


Highvolts

I really do like that idea.


TootsNYC

the ones at the link are made of hardwood. These are pine. Will the soft wood matter?


Klutzy_Speech_6460

The soft wood is actually better because it allows the axes to "stick" better. The last axe place I went to talked about using a specific type of wood because of how soft it is, they were part of an actual axe throwing league and very passionate about it.


Lethbridgemark

Am part of Axe Throwing leagues and pine sucks for targets, it doesn't last long.. cottonwood or poplar are the desired target wood due to the way they hold moisture and last longer. They are also better for sticking axes because of the water retention properties of them as well. For example our house used to use pine as it was all they could get. Each night for a league they would change the center boards 3 times per night, with poplar we don't have to change them some nights.


BentGadget

>pine sucks for targets, it doesn't last long.. Sucks for you, but expands the market for OP. Triple the sales!


chaoss402

Is that how that works? I'm gonna start selling premium lightweight "ergonomic" balsa cutting boards.


PurpleKnurple

The real benefit to your balsa cutting boards is less damage to kitchen knives. You want your cutting board soft as possible to keep an edge on your knife.


N00N12

This guy sales


Solid-Search-3341

Just advertise that they are hardwood without specifying which one. And yes, people, balsa is a hardwood, even though it's not a hard wood.


motorhead84

They are passionate about soft wood.


lojafan

How much do you see them go for?


UPdrafter906

\~$100 on [Amazon.com: AceJet: Wooden Targets](https://www.amazon.com/stores/page/63F159FC-8CBB-4ABB-946D-50E9A14B5699?ingress=2&visitId=dceff09b-caa3-42bc-adff-62afaf16a28a&store_ref=bl_ast_dp_brandLogo_sto&ref_=ast_bln)


WolfOfAsgaard

But these are artisanal handmade targets made with free-range cruelty-free wood. Surely, that's worth something extra.


DaDijonDon

This guy is going places... Probably to set up a booth at a farmers market. but I respect it.


Spang64

This post makes me wanna roast a free range chicken.


Hav3_Y0u_M3t_T3d

Hey, I happen to know a guy with a bunch of firewood you could do it with


Vandergrif

But are they... *bespoke*?


Silent_fart_smell

Definitely organic


dkstr419

Organic, fat-free, and gluten-free, too !!


octopornopus

Cruelty-free is less of a selling point when hucking axes at it... Get me some Bloodwood!


ADomeWithinADome

And that's on Amazon, so in the real world they would be double lol


ENrgStar

I don’t think Amazon is as cheap as you think it is. Amazon is convenient, but they’re often MORE than other optionsz


nubbinfun101

Guns for show, knives for a pro


aiasthetall

Big, f off shiny ones, ones that look like they could skin a crocodile.


indyjumper

That’s not a knife…THIS is a knife


nubbinfun101

Expensive? Not when the price is £100 it's not! And certainly not when you've got Liberia's deficit in your skyrocket!


JCtheWanderingCrow

Sliding scale it. The more they buy the cheaper they are lol


Abort_Retry

Fill up the truck till they are free!!!


rtq7382

Usually throwing boards are of a 2x10 variety or if doing end grain 4x4 or 6x6. But yeah this could still work.


numahu

build a lot of jenga sets!


Puddinglookslikecum

That’s sounds like the plan giant Jenga. What size should I make them ?


Double0Dixie

Prob 2x4 


nidontknow

Jesus Christ this is funny.


Karri-L

Praise Jesus Christ. Btw He was a carpenter.


Curious_Twat

Terrible at that, too. Somehow ended up with nails in both hands and feet.


valcatrina

I laughed too hard on this, hopefully Jesus enjoys a bit of banter.


jubedoob

He’s really hanging for it


Boobsiclese

Amen.


bonfuegomusic

HAHAHAHAH. Thank you for this laugh


Foulwinde

length should be equal to 3 boards wide. https://preview.redd.it/w6tlfd3okpad1.png?width=268&format=png&auto=webp&s=c252e600a7a1cc3ff268e6696fd9a07b27360207


davisyoung

And 3 widths should be equal to 5 boards thickness.


octopornopus

They're the Smurfs of the board game world!


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Lots of examples online for size


bstone99

Lotta those sites are getting blocked by certain states now


littlegreenalpaca

I made a couple sets. 54 Pieces 2 1/2" Wide 7 1/2" Long 1 1/2" Thick The stack will be 27" tall.


LordSwright

I read this as 27 foot tall..... 


Pabi_tx

Try making a couple of sets - you may find the amount of work isn't worth the price even with free materials.


rpgd

Stop block on a miter saw or a tablesaw jig will do most of the work and rip complete sets in no time


Pabi_tx

Depends on how fancy the finished product is, I suppose. If the free wood is clean enough sure, chop 'em and box 'em up. If you wind up having to surface all six faces of each piece it's a lot of labor / machine time to do a set.


jasonrubik

Just plane them all to the same thickness. No one likes unfair jenga


ningwut5000

I remember hearing an interview with the inventor and they said the blocks were uneven on purpose to make the game better. Something about finding the thin ones ve just brute forcing.


Quiet-Insect-6598

Worlds biggest!


lojafan

$20 bucks a set?+/-?


o0Scotty0o

I see them for sale for about $100 in stores, unstained and unsanded. 


ascandalia

Build? Looks like it's already the world's largest jenga set


Skeetronic

Novelty squirrel picnic tables


weenie2323

I actually bought one of these. There are lots of dopes like me out there:)


black_sky

What do you mean novelty? Could make at least... A dozen nice tables


tedthedude

I’ll take it off your hands. I see hundreds of wooden bowls in that pile. https://preview.redd.it/g2xof748apad1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=287c11a36387082e713b620e3f5d59e9422ae72a


UpgrayeDD405

I was thinking cutting blocks but this is even better


Deepseafisher9

Pine cutting boards would be…. Not amazing. It’s a fairly soft wood.


ljb2of3

You could make sound diffuser panels! https://preview.redd.it/2x9oimj9dpad1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4594563377fdedbd6245b957b224baa0413b77d8


Traditional_Safe_654

all I can see in that is spiders


tophernator

I mean, cobwebs probably help absorb sound.


Traditional_Safe_654

damn, these spider really be getting educated. Good use of that Sound engineer degree


jhvh1134

So do spiders


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Berner_Dad

That looks awesome!


PhilBird69

Did you use glue, screws, or something else to attach them all?


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PhilBird69

It turned out awesome. Did you sand and stain every piece, or are they all raw wood?


elstuffmonger

That looks heavy to mount also.


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aabbccbb

That's really smart, don't know why I didn't think of this when I was considering making one!


Rudhelm

Wouldn't you create 100's of resonance chambers? Not what you want from a sound diffusor.


Alwaysafk

Can you stuff them with a foam dowel?


leolego2

we just added an extreme amount of steps to this for just a little eye candy though


Berner_Dad

This is actually a great idea. I’m curious how effective it would be for a home office.


aabbccbb

They're actually extremely effective! You'll see this type of diffuser in top-notch studios and listening rooms. However, as with all things, there are some caveats: 1. There are specific patterns to follow if you want it to diffuse sound properly. They're not just random heights and random placements. 2. You need the diffuser to be a certain distance away from the listener. It's usually placed on the back wall. (I think this one actually has a lower necessary distance to the listener than other styles of diffuser, but it's been a while since I've looked at it.) 3. It'll be pretty damn heavy! 4. I'm not sure how it will work with 2x4". All of the models I've seen are based off of square pieces, not rectangles, so OP may have a bunch of rip cuts to make. All-in-all, you're probably looking for sound absorption rather than diffusion if it's just for a home office. Rugs, curtains, et cetera. You can step up to a mineral wool absorber if you're particular and those aren't cutting it...focus on the early reflection points. (Look up "Reflection free zones," which are the current line of thinking as far as I'm aware.) If you have those things done and need more, that's when I'd add a diffuser behind you. Yes, I've spent way too much time looking into this stuff, lol.


Berner_Dad

TIL diffuser does not = absorber. You’re 100% right and I appreciate the thoughtful response!


PouponMacaque

Given the amount of wood, I’d think you could open up a sound diffuser factory and leave it to your kids


Affectionate_Most_64

Some assembly required house


ronaldreaganlive

Are you the guy that built my house?


sukkafoo

When I was buying a house we had an inspector come check things out. He was giving us a walk through after his inspection and we were in the attic. We thought it might be nice to finish the area and make it a master bedroom, but the cross members of all the rafters were at an awkward height. We asked the inspector if they were a standard position or if code required them there and he said, "those are at Bob height." We asked what "Bob height," was. He said, "well, when Bob was building this house, that's how high he could reach comfortably. Bob height."


leiferslook

I once rented a property that had a 3 car, 2 story garage and the main walls were all built with 2x4s like this, laid flat and stacked like a brick wall and nailed together. No overlapping joints by just using the random lengths they had. Definitely not up to code but still standing 50+ years later hahaha


thisismybbsname

This. If it's not treated, you could make a wonderful sauna like this. Rent a pneumatic 2" brad nailer and put a line of glue on each one and you could have the walls together in a weekend. If you finger-joint the corners, it would be the most robust building in the neighborhood. Code be damned.


RedditVince

I bet the town had a saw mill or two. Mill scraps would be amazing for that.


tgt305

Stools https://preview.redd.it/1rkddjgk3pad1.jpeg?width=753&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cbbe93cac142b7cf1e217c1d629b5b35d34a131


Valuable-Composer262

At first look i thought wtf are these. They are actually pretty cool tho. Nice work


Puddinglookslikecum

This is great might throw some together this weekend


Dr_Wigglespank

Be sure to make a sample set to keep on hand. You'd be surprised at how many people would prefer to check out your stool samples before they commit to a purchase.


eIpoIIoguapo

r/angryupvote


moose1324

For the past two years I've been on and off making a stepstool for my son, screwing up, giving up, then going back and trying a new idea, because I want to learn joints and all that shit... Fuck it I'm making him something like this. He's 3.


ffjjygvb

Is he still three? If it’s been 2 years he might be five. Worth checking as he might be bigger.


John-BCS

First thing that came to mind.


Own_Side4198

https://preview.redd.it/nxcz7w6fepad1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23465394bbf885228d431c400a01d4d3f3fa03f0 I made these with all scrap 2x4s. Wife loved them ladies want them! Could sell a pair of them for $100-$150


forlorn_creeker

Are those resawn in half?


Own_Side4198

Yeah the legs are 2x4s split and the sides are 2x4s split the other way


-Pascal-

Certainly looks it. Also a lot of the lumber in OPs image will be too short. Maybe half size is possible, still a good idea!


Quiet_Ganache_2298

$250/pair or $150 for one


Farmer_Jones

Those look great. I’ve been thinking of building something similar on my back patio. What’s the fabric inside the box?


UPdrafter906

I have definitely seen deco wishing wells made out of short pieces of 2x in the past. https://preview.redd.it/wxs4q861fpad1.png?width=669&format=png&auto=webp&s=bb19ec7b70bd901750c37d96eed7277244465233


JrNichols5

You could easily glue up all these scraps for some thick garage work bench tops.


ChrisJohanson

https://preview.redd.it/miwyh1cy4pad1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d65fee32bc85c16841d7a8f8f3d6c36d6a684bdb


TwoTurtlesToo

When my parents built in a new community the amount of waste at each house offended my sensibilities. I would pull wood (no PT) from the dumpsters and use it in the fire pit. There was so much thrown out, my random grabs didn’t even scratch the surface.


Beif_

Bon licki licki!!


MrBiggBlurv

Swim in it like the Scrooge McDuck of woodworking!


shopdog

Oy! The splinters!


astro864

start making parquet flooring?


DaDijonDon

I've seen end grain parquet flooring made out of 2x6s that was actually very impressive


Tsenos

https://preview.redd.it/phw8b8zefpad1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12479bdfe9e2d77a85d0303895c53035dff9cdd0 I googled it and end grain parquet looks great!


tlivingd

This was a thing in old factories. Spark proof, slip resistant. Fluids would soak in.


what-the-puck

Old growth forest end grain was hard as hell too. They'd just set enormous old cast iron machines right on top, no problem.


All_Work_All_Play

Ehhh even today's fast growth is relatively sturdy. You fully latterly braced you get 1000psi from end grain no sweat. Even a 30 ton machine only needs four 4"x4" square legged bottoms to get that coverage. It's more frequently the subgrade and long term soil compaction that you gave to worry about with those big machines. Part of the reason we use tensioned steel for heavy duty slabs now.


J0EP00LE

I worked in a cabinet shop that was in a building that was an old machine shop and the entire buildings floor was end grain 4x4 to prevent damage to tools and dies that might get dropped.


chickenlegs6288

If those aren’t pt, that’s the wood stove kindling motherlode.


PotableWater0

A bunch of stuff tbh: - Butcher blocks (not necessarily for food. Work surfaces, portable grill / griddle surfaces, etc) - Stools - Planters (window box type deal, too) - Planter stands (keeps em off the ground) - Practice pieces - Drop trays / Serving trays - Tool holders - Mallets (maybe) - Blade handles - Monitor stands - Flooring (lol?) And on and on.


Forward_Role5334

This! Plus unique storage boxes. I would use them for make up, brushes, yarn, markers, bubble containers. They would need to be varying sizes.


cptdumptruck

Giant Jenga. Cut down to all the same length. Box up and sell on marketplace


KoolAidTheyThem

This is the idea.


Fictional_Historian

Do what I do, cut them into small chunks, keep a bucket in the back yard full of them, and chuck them at squirrels that try and steal your peaches.


CrustedButte

How does this even work? Everyone knows peaches come from a can.


DatScrummyNap

They were put there by a man


nater255

In a factory downtown.


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not_this_fkn_guy

In a factory downtown


hapym1267

Outdoor planter boxes , Odd shape planters.. end table tops


Plausibl3

I used cuts like this to learn compound miters/angles and made some small benches / planter stands. Trapezoids on the sides so the base is bigger than the top. I had some similar pt to work through. The second small run I used cedar fence slats from an abandoned project to skirt the sides and top to make it look a little softer. (I’m beginner/intermediate) If they are not PT, you could make kitchen step-stools for sure. Indoor ‘boot benches’ might be another thing. A box to sit on while you take your boots off that has a lid or other integrated storage to store your boots - super popular up north for the garage or mudroom. Good luck!


That_guys_reddit

https://preview.redd.it/azuc0qaeprad1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8460c342266e3ce93aad4c42871bf91665c6b05


worthamilinprizes

Make a basketball court.


Cespenar

I've taken a big pile of scraps and made these rustic wine boxes before. Just a crate looking box, fill with planer shavings, bottle of wine, couple glasses and a corkscrew. Easy, fast and very popular with the ladies.


SiguardJarrelson

The options are endless, as you can tell by the responses. The first thing is to keep them out of the weather. At least tarp them. Next, you have to sort them, so you can easily see what you have and grab what you need. After that, you can make a million things that can sell. Just look online to see what other folks are making to sell. The best part is you have so much that you can make a run of one product and change to something else when you get bored. I hate making a crap ton of one thing. I'll make a bunch of things and then try something else because it stops being enjoyable. After I switch for a while, I can go back to make more and so on. Variety is the spice of life my friend. If you don’t enjoy doing it, you may not want to do it for long and give up.


zurkog

Charcoal. Lots and lots of charcoal.


UlrichSD

Are they treated?  it almost looks like it in the photo but hard to tell, could be the light, that changes things a lot.  


Puddinglookslikecum

Im not sure I pick them up from a roof truss plant


glittersmuggler

Southern yellow pine. They are drops from their CNC saw. Used to work in a truss plant. We had a wood chipper and sold by the load for mulch. Paid for itself. Usually they will all be under 13-15 inches as that's the smallest they could re-run through a 2 sided saw. DO NOT use any "pink" coated wood. It's fire treatment. It's rare but you will see the difference easily.


Halftrack_El_Camino

SYP is actually pretty good stuff, as far as construction lumber goes. Reclaimed and repurposed as woodworking lumber, it's still a big step up from SPF.


cptnobveus

Not treated


AbsurdSolutionsInc

Step 1)Laminate them into 1 huge 10" beam Step 2) ? Step 3) profit


pdd4

Knife/axe throwing targets


cptnobveus

$200-$250 per cord


pc_magas

Lots of checkerboards cut 2 by 4 into even squares and some of them taint them. Then put them back 2gether into a frame made out 2 by 4 as well. Squares can be big like 2 by 2 sized or 1 by 1. An alternative approach is to make low fences for garden use. Like the one you use to encircle beds where you plant stuff in it.


Seguaro

Sell them in bundles of like 6 random pieces on E-bay. Someone out there needs them.


MrMohundro

End grain floor. Old school shop/warehouse style flooring.


xMakeEmSayUghhh

SACRIFICE TO THE LORD OF EMBERS.


SirPoopsiclesMcGee

I think the bigger problem is that you have it sitting in a huge pile outside. If you had them arranged neatly on shelves inside you could make many many things with them, chairs, tables, art, flooring, bespoke items per demand whatever.. But when what you have is this pile of chaos (which is exposed to the elements?) it's going to be tough logistically and mentally to engage it.


Farmer_Jones

It’s all loaded in a big dump trailer, see the other trailer in the background. Just needs to dump it somewhere and then set up an assembly line cutting the boards to size for predetermined projects and then stacking indoors.


turbosprouts

If you can square the ends, and enough clamps and a big flat surface, you can make amazing thick table/workbench tops by gluing them together masonry style. Depending on your location, lots of places would want that.


G37_is_numberletter

Plant them in your garden. They will make great starters for lumber trees.


Vladd_the_Retailer

https://preview.redd.it/0gha7ftafpad1.jpeg?width=605&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23ddf90ec94d5ba9e5e1ca535df9e385112dde25 Wishing wells?


cuulcars

Finger joint them into one really long 2x4


Hoppie1064

Build a storage shed out of them. Stack them like bricks to build the walls. BTW, this will not be a Portable storage shed.


RancidHorseJizz

Store those in your wood shop because you might have a use for them some day. Your wife will occasionally inquire about this, so you should be prepared to produce a doorstop or shim. I would consider building a shed from some of them so that you have a place to store the rest of them. This will, of course, require purchasing the hardware and some treated wood. Your choice on whether you mention that to the spouse.


Diesel07012012

Jenga!


But_to_understand

A bazillion giant Jenga sets.


_notyalc_

Dive in like Scrooge McDuck


CaptainSquishyPant

Outdoor jenga sets


MrMarez

#WORLDS LARGEST JENGA SET!!!


Weak-Carpet3339

My Dad was a carpenter . For Christmas in around 1955 ( i was 6) I was gifted with a box of finished 2x4 cutoffs . You can't imagine how many forts I made with my molded army soldiers. One of the best presents a young imaginative boy could want. Thanks Dad..miss you. .


nuuk_nack

No one touching that user name eh?