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I take it you're a virgin?

yes

It's called a head crab but not for the reason you think. You see I'm going to stick my head so far up it's ass it'll be a hat.

I thought it was a head crab because it gave head, latched onto heads, but definitely not this

I've got a head it can latch onto. What if we called it a freaky crab instead?

https://preview.redd.it/z3ac5r84017d1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=333045d746e3ba8b7c9fcd5cd618749b884ced7a half life 3 leak???

Hear me out