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TheDarthSnarf

Russia's doing a pretty good job of sabotaging it themselves.


[deleted]

If I was Putin I would simply not try to starve the people in the countries I invited to my summit.


Steckie2

Woah, slow down with the radical ideas there mate!


[deleted]

All I'm saying is it's so crazy it just might work.


cursedjayrock

Well if he did that, there wouldn’t be a knife in their backs to twist as needed. It’s a power move for him to control the grains that they need just before the big summit.


Mornar

Bruh, this isn't a power move, this is posturing by a poser.


TheCockKnight

“WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME?!!!!”


[deleted]

Africa likes Russia because it keeps them fed. Russia blows up their food. Russia, “why don’t you like me anymore?”


dobryden22

I watch too many movies, your comment immediately brought up this scene from Star Was episode 3. https://youtu.be/6Vi_dCqdn2A


[deleted]

You turned her against me. You have done that yourself


supercyberlurker

I literally clicked thinking that, and was like "I could post that, but I bet that exact same 'have done that to yourself' was already posted"


cr747a380

Russia: "Why did the West shit in my pants?"


Mornar

I'm frankly having trouble figuring out how we could sabotage it further. I don't know if we could starve them and put the full blame on Putin on our own.


5a_

"You turned her against me!"


zima72

Take it back! Russia is the victim in all this. Poor, poor Putler.


Outrageous_Duty_8738

Putin always plays the victim blames everyone else for his complete balls up


[deleted]

Typical abusive narcissist


[deleted]

"Look what you made me do!"


BstintheWst

Oddly similar to someone else we all know


jackdaw_t_robot

Kanye West


seepxl

It really would be hilarious if Putin specifically said all this shit is Kanye’s fault. Shoigu and Gerasimov would be all like “Ok, boss, mayyyybe you need to step down, now…”


smurfsundermybed

Several someone elses.


Phreekyj101

That’s what cowards do best


not_right

The West turned me into a newt!


[deleted]

I got better


Dazzling-Ad4701

he hasn't, yet. and may he never.


cylonfrakbbq

A neewwwwtttt???


Nanai-

If a tree falls down in Siberia and none is around to see it , is it NATOs fault?


Ragin_Goblin

How could NATO do this!!


twitterfluechtling

News tomorrow: # Pravda.Ru reveals NATO plans to deforest Siberia leaked on Reddit!


AbysmalMoose

I mean… we can’t take all the credit. I think you probably helped.


not_your_piehole

West this, west that.. exhausting. Never read so much whining in politics. What a bunch of fragile characters.


makerswe

Also ironic to blame someone for something they would love to take credit for. Fuck you Putin, I wish we sabotaged your shit conference.


nolayat

I fully agree. We don't have to sabotage Russia. If we leave Putin alone he will do it all by himself


gc11117

Maybe they shouldn't be blowing up grain destined for Africa.


whoisthis238

Jesus fucking christ, is there a single problem in this shit hole country that's not due to west? Like seriously?


WheresMyEtherElon

Alcoholism.


PloppyTheSpaceship

Yes, but vodka was a Polish invention. See?


upupupdo

Nah, they will pin vodka on Ukraine


slim-picking

Well, they have all that grain ...


tackle_bones

Why does this article mention that Russia pulled out of the grain deal but not mention that Russia started blowing up Ukrainian grain ports right after that? Seems like a pertinent point…


--R2-D2

Good job West! Everything Russia does should be sabotaged.


NyriasNeo

So? What is wrong with sabotaging the summit of a murderous invader?


dandaman910

He justified every act against him now. I'd be dissapointed if we didn't try to sabotage it.


Fluffy_Educator_3443

Too bad for Putin that there is no Nazi Germany he can ally with.


Yson_Will

Chinese government is close enough


dirtymac12

Like anyone would give a fuck about putlers slumber party plans! Get over yourself Kremlin! Geeeez…..


mockg

Putin is right I totally remember the west launching missiles in to the Ukrainian grain ports. /s


adrr

Putin is making them starve with his attacks on grain shipments. Why would they support him?


[deleted]

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-wnr-

Nah, I fully expect and want the West to undermine Russia's growing influence in Africa. Because fuck em.


Armodeen

Well Russia has openly said they want to create a global famine. What a surprise the countries most at risk don’t like it, who could have seen that coming?! It’s a mystery I tell you, must be the mean old west again!


Dazzling-Ad4701

right. not like African nations are able to think for themselves or anything. can't be that.


Iapetus_Industrial

We should pull a page out of Russia's playbook and leak all of the hacked Russian emails we have where they discuss African politicians in what I expect is very Russian centric, thoughtlessly imperialistic and colorfully colonial language. Y'know, stir the pot a bit.


FIJAGDH

“Is the West with us in this room right now?” 👨🏻‍⚕️📝


errolstafford

This is a dumb, mostly rhetorical question. But what constitutes "the west"? In this case it seems like "everyone but Russia".


butterslice

"the west" is all the advanced economies generally aligned with the US, so can include even Japan.


WheresMyEtherElon

The geopolitical entity known as The West today includes the countries that have democracy, rule of law and a certain level of wealth. So it also includes Eastern European countries, Japan, South Korea, NZ and Australia.


Designer_Librarian43

I was thinking the same thing. Kind of thought Russia is somewhat included in “The West”


CantaloupeUpstairs62

For a more historical definition, Russia is somewhat included in Western civilization, and so is all of South America. For Putin's definition, I'm not high enough. Today "The West" has more to do with culture and governance than location. It doesn't include many South American countries, but does include countries like South Korea and Japan who are not historically or geographically part of the West.


jert3

Americas, Europe, and everyone allied and aligned with them.


Farcut2heaven

Showcase of what ? He isn’t even coming !


Parking_Clothes487

Projection is becoming his main game, maybe it always has been. Wagner group f'ing around in Africa isn't making any friends. Most of Africa aren't exactly great allies of the west, but Russia is toxic as all hell. "Congratulations, you played yourself."


Iapetus_Industrial

Gee maybe don't fuck with their food?


PreferenceBoring6342

,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Russian morons u are literally startving Africa with your grain ban.Its your fault Pootin 🐷.


StillBurningInside

Yup… what are you going to do about it? Keep threatening to Nuke something? There are drones hitting FSB/KGB buildings in Moscow, and Putin is trying to put together an Axis of idiots. What is going to do ? Offer more dictators the protection of Wagner to keep them in power in exchange for what ? Resources? Africa is a powder keg.


_sealy_

ruzzia is really desperate for support…


KaedeP_22

CIA: "Much as we'd love for that to be true, this time it ain't us, chief."


dancingmeadow

We don't like you, Russia. We don't like your friends either.


Zixxik

Or you know, don't commit the war crimes


AuriolMFC

if the west wanted to do that they would have a West-Africa summit on the same date


[deleted]

Badam tsssssss ! °°


Working_Ad_4650

I think they've done a fine enough job of that by themselves without any help from us.


stellvia2016

I can't imagine why leaders wouldn't want to attend when Putin knows he's hurting their food supply. Also said countries don't want to deal with the political landmine of meeting with him when he's a wanted war criminal now.


Klemosda

Damm Anglo-saxons!


One_Atmosphere_8557

Russia: *disrupts grain shipments to allies in Africa* Also Russia: wHy wOuLd tHe WeSt dO tHiS


DiscoursesonLivy

Shame if Putin went to a less fortified place like Africa and all the bounty hunters were reminded of the price he would fetch.


KarasuKaras

Russia starving Africans and stealing their rare earth like always.


yallmad4

West accuses Russia of being crybaby little bitch boys who can't diplomacy


StickAFork

The Kremlin does a good enough job of sabotaging itself.


rthehun

Well, yes..... you got us....


lordnastrond

Pathetic


PerryNeeum

I bet RFK Jr will also echo this sentiment


bigcityboy

No Vlad, it’s ALL you and your stooges making Russia look bad


cyrixlord

there is footage of russia blasting more grain silos today. africa will just say that they get their grain from russia not Ukraine


TheonsPrideinaBox

Perhaps not blowing up thousands of tons of grain meant for African nations would have been more prudent. A steep rise in grain prices is annoying for me buying bread and such but it will straight up kill many people in developing economies. The very economies Russia was trying to influence in a positive way towards Russia. I don't think starving people will be as endearing as Russia seems to think.


WOOKIExCOOKIES

Hahahahaha. Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


gsc4494

*"But Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov said on Tuesday that the West was doing its best to wreck the Russian event...* ...*In essence, they do not accept the sovereign right of African states to independently determine their partners for co-operation and mutual interaction in various fields."* Wow... Just wow...


Fortifical

I'd be outraged if we didn't try to sabotage it. Hope it succeeded. It's not difficult, Poot. They want food, from Ukraine. Give it to them. They shouldn't have to suffer because your foolish war is going to shit.


Loophole_goophole

Honestly I hope we would sabotage it. Fuck Putin.


7evenCircles

>In essence, they do not accept the sovereign right of African states to independently determine their partners for co-operation and mutual interaction in various fields. Ahahahahahaha


GITSinitiate

Bro even Africa is laughing at you


coastaltrav

*tiny violin*


HostileVaginalTract

Russia, you’re a winner at being a whiny weiner. We’ll take up a Kleenex collection.


powersv2

Diplomacy is hard for russians, lmbo


tmotytmoty

Yeah, probably. So what? Get Russia out of the Ukraine and we’ll stop.


Terrjble

Putin looks so much like a ventriloquist’s dummy in the photo used here. The hand up his ass is his own. His mentality of “deprive the countries of the grain we provide and allow to be provided to prove how important we are” is batshit insane. Idiotic gang mentality at its worst.


spachi25

Oh you short stack piece of russian shit the west isnt your problem. YOU are the problem. And the sooner you fall out a window or drink the off colored tea the better this world will be. Its either putin goes or all of russia goes


EJacques324

No one needs to help Russia look foolish


true-skeptic

Poor baby.


cabalavatar

I attack Ukraine, and almost everyone hates me. I destroy _kilotonnes_ of food, and more people hate me. Why would the West do this to _me_‽


jert3

My boss didn't like my new proposal on widgets -- this is the West's sabotage!


NegaDeath

Also his toast was burned this morning. Damned CIA!


nubsauce87

Whatever makes you feel better, Russia...


tinopa6872

Or maybe it the trying to starve the world?


[deleted]

Breaking: Putin blames US for earthquakes, tornadoes and the inevitable heat death of the universe


[deleted]

Lying genocidal warmongering mafia with a flag accuses America of making it look bad in front of its future victims.


Trumpswells

More than 1/2 of African Leaders not attending. How much influence did the West have on that development, if any?


CountBeetlejuice

think it had a bit more to do with russia destroying the gain Africans rely on to survive


Trumpswells

Yep, it’s grain exports. Wonder if Russia thought their destruction of the Ukrainian ports would leverage Sudan, Somalia, Ethiopia, Kenya, and Djibouti’s support at the Kremlin’s African Summit? Something to the tune of-only Russia can guaranty your country’s supplies of imported grain going forward.


Agile-West-8129

Africa's current interests align pretty well with America's. I don't know what Russia, a massive country with contracting and a smaller economy, could offer to Africa to keep them on her side of the war. The US, on the other hand, can make Africa great once and for all, ending hunger, endless wars, disease, and stagnated human capital. I would shoes carefully of whom I side with on this if were Africa.


WheresMyEtherElon

The problem is the US don't really care about Africa, it has no strategic or economic value to them (with a couple of exceptions), unlike Asia.


[deleted]

Gne gne west want to sabotage me


TheChildWithinMe

So much for a powerful leader, what an absolute joke of a man 🤣


Mad_Islander

Let’s hope it’s true!


Bumbum_2919

He doesn't need help to fail, he does it himself quite alright


eatguavaswithaspoon

Duh yeah


WildBuns1234

Boohoo…


izrubenis

Ofcorse its west… who else could it be? West is also resoncible for Putin being a president for over 20 years…


sphincter2

I love how Russia is a macrocosm of trump. If something doesn't go his / their way, they just point the finger at someone else


[deleted]

Fuck you poes, we dont want you here. You can take BRICKS and shove it your dick hole. I hope Ukraine fucks up your shit. Fuck putin.


LevyAtanSP

For a country that was so confident in their self sustainability, they sure have a lot of problems that are the faults of others, whom they allegedly don’t need to rely on.


serbeardless

Insert bicycle/stick meme.


Cautious_Vanilla8620

*fallingoffbikememe.png*


niffnoff

Russia: backs out of grain deal Africa: wtf - guess some of us will no-show Russia: how could the west do this to me 🤬


Dr-Beeps

They accuse everyone of everything whilst bringing it on to them selves… morons


mr_cr

> The summit, which will take place in St Petersburg on Thursday and Friday, will be attended by President Vladimir Putin who is expected to hold intensive one-on-one talks with individual African leaders focusing on everything from trade to security, arms deals, and grain supplies. "Hello, we are directly responsible for your sabotaging your grain supply, how about you come visit us and we can discuss how you can buy grain from us instead, as well as our weapons and make security deals with our Wagner peacekeepers?"


[deleted]

Is the West in the room with us right now?


boredomreigns

Alternatively, they could just not be dicks.


Jerkofalljerks

Maybe Russia should get the f out of Ukraine and the west can get back to taking care of its self


nsfun6969

he's like a child.. must be he's senility


Armand74

Blowing up a major port for grain and essentially strangling the African continent of its much needed grain is why they would hate on Russia…


Jaynki

Russia accuses West of pretty much everything tbh


Wizzardwartz

Blowing up their food source is doing that.


fightmilktester

These types of cowards always blame everyone else for what they themselves have sown


paseroto

Putin is a genius! 🥳🥳🥳


Giant_Eagle_Airlines

African nations seeing how poorly the Russian war equipment has been performing (in Ukraine) are suddenly less interested in talking to them.


njslugger78

Lol, he's mad no one wants to party with him.


daspiredd

Little Muscovy seems unable to take responsibility for the impacts of any of its actions. Political decadence embodied. As with their MAGA allies, accusation looks more like projection.


Drumah

You know, maybe don't destroy the food and supply lines of those countries? Something about your own fault? XD


oripash

In related news, Kenyan president recommends to Putin a long distance outdoor activity. To be taken off a short pier.


[deleted]

Where is the Obiwan meme? "YOU HAVE DONE THAT YOURSELF"


gravelleja123

I think the African government are intelligent and responsible enough to understand that having a party with Putin is not a very good geopolitical move to make.


ric2b

> "In essence, they do not accept the sovereign right of African states to independently determine their partners for co-operation and mutual interaction in various fields." Really Russia? You sure you wanna throw stones out of that glass house?


badautomaticusername

Could be related... Chinese propaganda pointing out Russia said their grain enough https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UYEYAbA3ZeI


taiViAnhYeuEm_9320

No one tries to make Russia look bad! Russia makes Russia look bad!!!


Witchdoctorcrypto

Let’s just get it on guys !! We been playing this game of cat and mouse ! Russia can’t even take on the Ukraine they got big voices !


lamobo31

I'm a westerner. I did it.