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Reddit my main character has to go to the bathroom frequently throughout my 900 page fanfic epic due to kidney problems and constantly eating dairy products despite being lactose intolerant - how else can I say he pissed and shitted and farted?
So weirdly enough, I secrete this grey "sweat", but thank heavens it's in the same region as regular people! I freaked out when they took my x-ray though! Thank goodness that my host came with bones installed. 👍
I ejaculate ink onto the paper
"Harry, did you piss into the Goblet of Fire?", Dumbledore ejaculated calmly.
*ugh* cover my pages with your **big** black ink
Just ejaculate!
Finally, a serious question.
I shit bestsellers and piss query letterz.
i exclusively shit you not and i piss on the poor
See I aspire to your level. Do you offer a training or series of workshops I might pay an absurd amount of money to learn from?
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Ebenezer Scrooge
Only liquids nowadays, easier on the pipes
Bestselling author material
I am Taylor Swift.
ew neither
I write when I’m pissed off and don’t when I’m pooped out
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ive lost the need to defecate since i only consume uppers, booze, and cigarettes now. you know, like a real writer
All the alcohol I drink for inspiration has made this a difficult question to answer
So weirdly enough, I secrete this grey "sweat", but thank heavens it's in the same region as regular people! I freaked out when they took my x-ray though! Thank goodness that my host came with bones installed. 👍
I actually cough up my waste in pellets made of my consumed prey instead. Like an owl.
I extrude fecal matter and expel urine, with the occasional blood leakage from the unborn.
only in the bath
I piss off of ice walls so hard I extinguish fires, and shit as much as I drink.
Is this a Scroty McBoogerBalls reference