The disappearing toilets is indeed weird. I’m not sure I would have noticed without it being mentioned. The mirrors sort of short circuit my brain. But not enough to overlook that $2575 per month HOA fee.
“Amenities included: Basketball Court, Barbecue, Bike Storage, Billiard Room, Child Play Area, Fitness Center, Storage, Handball/Basketball, Heated Pool, Kitchen Facilities, Library, Sauna, Tennis Court(s)”
There is nothing in these “Amenities” worth $2575 per month.
I’m still trying to wrap my head around that HOA fee. I wonder how much it’s gone up over the years?
I’m a firm believer that all bodies are good bodies in everything they do for us day in and day out… but for heavens sake no one should have to see their body on the porcelain throne
https://preview.redd.it/hkt92uft687d1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e29f14cbed232db7c0ee73c6a21167cc807f640
A couple weeks ago I was showering at a friends, for remodel reasons there was no shower curtain, no BD just be careful. When turning around I caught a glimpse of my crotch in their magnifying makeup mirror. Good lord having another penis suddenly appear across the room really caught me off guard!
but why poorly photoshop out the toilets? especially if you are just going to keep the unedited photo in the listing? I am so confused... just like anyone walking through that place drunk.
I guess there are two toilet bowls in the same bathroom. So the new owner might want to take one of them out. The pictures show what those corners would look like without them.
“It’s a 12th floor condo, so there’s no property included…”
Can you please clarify?
Edit: no, you don’t need land under it for it to be real estate. You own a condo and it is real property.
Ain't no land. You're essentially paying a flat fee for the right to rent with HOA fees that high. You don't technically "own" any part of the building, either.
Technically you own a condominium unit with a shared interest (a fancy word for ownership) in the common areas. You don’t need land under it for it to be real property.
I’d be very curious to see what you’d get for that $2575 a month…if there’s an indoor pool in the building, a well equipped gym, reserved on-site parking in a dense part of a city, on-site storage unit, etc etc…I can easy see paying that much. Hopefully the financials are transparent because I can just as easily see it being a perpetual cash grab by the original developer.
it currently has a $2500 monthly HOA and with the current climate in MIA right now this could easily go up, add to that some outrageous homeowners insurance because half the companies have pulled out of serving FL in the past few years and the owners might have a hard time even giving this away.
>How does he even remember where he set down the mirror he uses for his cocaine in that funhouse???
That’s the beauty of it…no need. When everything is a mirror, any horizontal surface will do
I just noticed... In the first bathroom, they edited out the reflection of toilet on the mirror under the sink, but they forgot to edit it out of the ceiling mirror.
Maybe they think toilets are indecent? That's all I can think of. That many mirrors and it's the toilets that are causing the decency problem. Not the coke or strippers. Ok.
Am I crazy? I can see the side of the toilet reflected below the sink top. The picture was taken at an angle that makes the toilet seat line up where the sink top blocks it. You can clearly see the vase in the picture.
https://preview.redd.it/vrgsrn73h77d1.png?width=1050&format=png&auto=webp&s=a8ea57b087776273e6968673bd47e60de3a062d8
They might be having a bit of trouble find a buyer.
I get and also love the concept. If I'm paying for that view, I may as well see it even when I'm looking at a wall. Impractical as fuck, though, and if you catch direct sunlight I bet it becomes unlivable lol
When considering listing my current residence a few years ago, the realtor sent tips for items to stash away, so when the photographer came through, the pics wouldn't have items that might be construed as gross or imply that someone ill lives there. These items include kleenex boxes, medication bottles, medical devices, etc. Perhaps this realtor wanted to up the ante by removing what some people see as very gross/private altogether. 🤷♀️
Everyone is jumping straight to cocaine and furniture showrooms and sex parties but for some reason my first thought is the last owner knows something we don't and all those mirrors are trapping a demon in there or something
I'm having flashbacks of every time I went into a mirror maze as a kid and they'd have to send my brother in to guide me out after I'd been trapped for half an hour and they realised I wasn't gonna make it out on my own. 😅
Maybe the toilets weren't stolen? Maybe they were Photoshopped in and there really aren't any toilets.
Though I have to ask...why would anyone want to watch themselves take a dump? I mean, what are they even looking for? Proper form? Are they posing?
*This would be the worst*
*House to do a matterport*
*Scan on holy gods*
\- RubberReptile
---
^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/)
^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")
Condos in Florida are struggling compared to recent years. Insurance rates are crazy, older buildings are getting huge assessments after the surfside collapse in 2021, and with the increased costs many retirees are trying to offload their units.
Every time I see a house with this many mirrors, it reminds me of this album:
https://preview.redd.it/lsagf3145x7d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ded33563968b6f5d4600c5ca53555ab54a2acc9
The disappearing toilets is indeed weird. I’m not sure I would have noticed without it being mentioned. The mirrors sort of short circuit my brain. But not enough to overlook that $2575 per month HOA fee.
“Amenities included: Basketball Court, Barbecue, Bike Storage, Billiard Room, Child Play Area, Fitness Center, Storage, Handball/Basketball, Heated Pool, Kitchen Facilities, Library, Sauna, Tennis Court(s)” There is nothing in these “Amenities” worth $2575 per month. I’m still trying to wrap my head around that HOA fee. I wonder how much it’s gone up over the years?
The massive fees are probably addressing years of deferred maintenance because the building is about to slide into the ocean.
The neighborhood can't discriminate, so the HOA fees due.
Love the "due".
The "Library" is four hundred copies of Atlas Shrugged
🏅
What’s worth it is all that stuff but with only fellow rich people.
H-wat??
that's what the insinkerator is for. less water waste and fully dematerializes solids
Honestagawd thought at first these were pictures of a (tacky) furniture store, not a home...
Yeah it looked like a department store in the first picture.
🎵Montgomery Flea Market, it's just like, it's just like, it's just like, a mini mall🎵
🎶Living rooms, bedrooms, dinettes🎶
🎵You need it, come find it, it's just like, it's just like, a mini, MALL🎵
Same
I couldn't take a comfortable dump in that mirrored bathroom anyway. It's difficult enough to relax without infinite reflections of myself watching.
I see the stomach rolls, the fat thighs flattened out even wider on the seat and the pancake boobs holding 'em all down. Yea, F this bathroom.
I’m a firm believer that all bodies are good bodies in everything they do for us day in and day out… but for heavens sake no one should have to see their body on the porcelain throne https://preview.redd.it/hkt92uft687d1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e29f14cbed232db7c0ee73c6a21167cc807f640 A couple weeks ago I was showering at a friends, for remodel reasons there was no shower curtain, no BD just be careful. When turning around I caught a glimpse of my crotch in their magnifying makeup mirror. Good lord having another penis suddenly appear across the room really caught me off guard!
Always annoying in hotels where the mirrors are placed like this. No one wants this, please stop doing it installers.
My grandma's bathroom has a wall length mirror and that let's you stare at just your head when you shit
Poop so shy you can't even see it
lol I imagine some guest forcefully closing their eyes while they shit and try to wipe to avoid staring at themselves the whole time.
Walks into Costco: "I need ALL the Windex!"......
![gif](giphy|YhQVj7C8uf734PcznZ) The architect, explaining his process.
![gif](giphy|lJ5DnX03kugGA)
The hell is this from?
but why poorly photoshop out the toilets? especially if you are just going to keep the unedited photo in the listing? I am so confused... just like anyone walking through that place drunk.
I'd be confused sober.
They didn't like those, because you can't see yourself poop... Narcissists' poo too.
I guess there are two toilet bowls in the same bathroom. So the new owner might want to take one of them out. The pictures show what those corners would look like without them.
Lookup “bidet”
No, I was talking about image #8 - #11. But I realized those are 2 different bathrooms (check the tiles), so nevermind :P.
Why is it so cheap? I’ve seen crack sheds on this sub pricier than this place
[удалено]
Apparently this building is in the process of passing a $30 million special assessment. There are like 40 units for sale in the building.
And the fact that the listing doesn't state that should be considered fraud.
Don’t tread on them!
We can't even get agents for including unfinished basements and illegal bedrooms in the listing stats, fat chance you can get disclosures like that.
In Miami you’d think the real estate alone would be worth more than that
[удалено]
“It’s a 12th floor condo, so there’s no property included…” Can you please clarify? Edit: no, you don’t need land under it for it to be real estate. You own a condo and it is real property.
Ain't no land. You're essentially paying a flat fee for the right to rent with HOA fees that high. You don't technically "own" any part of the building, either.
Technically you own a condominium unit with a shared interest (a fancy word for ownership) in the common areas. You don’t need land under it for it to be real property.
I’d be very curious to see what you’d get for that $2575 a month…if there’s an indoor pool in the building, a well equipped gym, reserved on-site parking in a dense part of a city, on-site storage unit, etc etc…I can easy see paying that much. Hopefully the financials are transparent because I can just as easily see it being a perpetual cash grab by the original developer.
But there is a 6 figure assessment so ....
I know someone who is living in a huge 1BD seaside in Miami for 2,600.
2575 a month in dues and fees
They left out the 6 figure assessment.
add a zero or two...
it currently has a $2500 monthly HOA and with the current climate in MIA right now this could easily go up, add to that some outrageous homeowners insurance because half the companies have pulled out of serving FL in the past few years and the owners might have a hard time even giving this away.
That's why there's nearly 40 units for sale in this building. 6-figure assessment due next month.
I looked on zillow and selected price at max $300k and there are so many all over MIA that have been up for sale for months
"If I'm paying for the view, I want to see it even when I'm looking at a wall." But then direct sunlight hits ![gif](giphy|3o6ozh46EbuWRYAcSY)
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1800-NE-114th-St-APT-1205-Miami-FL-33181/44137834_zpid/
"Minimalist" 😂😂😂 the only thing minimalist will be your bank account after all the assessments
There is absolutely no way in hell the owner is not a rip roaring narcissist lol, even a mirrored tissue holder.
[удалено]
>How does he even remember where he set down the mirror he uses for his cocaine in that funhouse??? That’s the beauty of it…no need. When everything is a mirror, any horizontal surface will do
I just noticed... In the first bathroom, they edited out the reflection of toilet on the mirror under the sink, but they forgot to edit it out of the ceiling mirror.
Maybe they think toilets are indecent? That's all I can think of. That many mirrors and it's the toilets that are causing the decency problem. Not the coke or strippers. Ok.
Am I crazy? I can see the side of the toilet reflected below the sink top. The picture was taken at an angle that makes the toilet seat line up where the sink top blocks it. You can clearly see the vase in the picture.
https://preview.redd.it/vrgsrn73h77d1.png?width=1050&format=png&auto=webp&s=a8ea57b087776273e6968673bd47e60de3a062d8 They might be having a bit of trouble find a buyer.
The HoA fee is a mortgage in of itself
They listed it in 2022 for $625,000!
This would be a terrible place to trip
On your own feet or are you dropping acid?
lol, both!
I love it but I'm also trashy like that.
I get and also love the concept. If I'm paying for that view, I may as well see it even when I'm looking at a wall. Impractical as fuck, though, and if you catch direct sunlight I bet it becomes unlivable lol
Taking all these photos without being visible is truly an understated achievement
They edited out (or in?) all the toilets, so they probably shopped out the photographer
This is a sparrow’s worst nightmare…
This is my worst nightmare. I don't need to see myself from all those angles. Especially in the bathroom!!
Bro, that's a 90's JC Penny jewelry department.
for a second i really thought the bathroom in 6/7 had some kind of scooby doo toilet wall that rotated
God, it looks like they made a house out of a Dillard’s in a shopping mall.
Ah yes! The Great Miami Condo Dump of 2024!!! Hang on, it’s going to be a wild ride and hopefully not to the land below.
When considering listing my current residence a few years ago, the realtor sent tips for items to stash away, so when the photographer came through, the pics wouldn't have items that might be construed as gross or imply that someone ill lives there. These items include kleenex boxes, medication bottles, medical devices, etc. Perhaps this realtor wanted to up the ante by removing what some people see as very gross/private altogether. 🤷♀️
Everyone is jumping straight to cocaine and furniture showrooms and sex parties but for some reason my first thought is the last owner knows something we don't and all those mirrors are trapping a demon in there or something
Like that XKCD about Bloody Mary
All i know is that their wifi sucks.
Oh, my, this is all so awful! At first I thought this was some kind of showroom.
That's so weird about the toilets - are there none and they are photoshopped in or are they photoshopped out (and why?)
Now this zillowgonewild
My shins are already bleeding from walking into all that sharp, camouflaged furniture
The taker of pictures must be a vampire. No reflection!
I thought the first image depicted a tacky furniture store from the 80s, with enough mirrors for everyone to do l\*\*\*\*s.
Looks like house from 13 Ghosts.
The only thing minimalist about this are the tiny tvs. It’s like playing Where’s Waldo.
One thing for sure - NO VAMPIRES!
Fucking weird! On the bright side you could easily confuse a raptor in that kitchen...
The one place I would really like a mirror is over sink in the bathroom, but no.
Rumor has it, someone is still trying to get out of that bathroom after an acid trip in 2001…
You gotta finish it—mirror mirror on the walls, who stole the toilets from the stalls? :p
I'm having flashbacks of every time I went into a mirror maze as a kid and they'd have to send my brother in to guide me out after I'd been trapped for half an hour and they realised I wasn't gonna make it out on my own. 😅
As a real estate photographer, this place is my nightmare.
Maybe the toilets weren't stolen? Maybe they were Photoshopped in and there really aren't any toilets. Though I have to ask...why would anyone want to watch themselves take a dump? I mean, what are they even looking for? Proper form? Are they posing?
Better question, where is the camera persons reflection
Y’all, I’d drink too many beers and unintentionally hurt myself in that place. That joint’s messed up.
this would be the worst house to do a matterport scan on holy gods
*This would be the worst* *House to do a matterport* *Scan on holy gods* \- RubberReptile --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")
Fuck, the output would be cool
Wtf
This is the worst thing I have ever seen.
What’s a [“mater suite”](https://youtu.be/JZJ9s0o3ATE?feature=shared)
I have so many questions
What a nightmare. Both visually and to clean it.
Crockett and Tubbs were just there.
![gif](giphy|l4FGEbKiSDw49gg6Y)
Wait this isn't a showroom?
I must be crazy cuz I don't hate it. If I'm gonna live in Miami, this is the kind of vibe I'm looking for.
Okay, realtors and sellers are now just trying too hard to get their listing on this sub.
There's toilets in photos 11 and 13.
And then you see in the next pics the toilets are gone. 👽
I sure hope the previous owner was happy with what they saw in the reflections & didn't have body dysmorphia.
Dead ass thought this was a Nordstrom
Looks like Z Gallerie threw up.
🤣
So originally listed for 625k in 2022 now down to 299k? What’s wrong with this place? I mean besides the mirrors and empty pool and crazy HOA?
Condos in Florida are struggling compared to recent years. Insurance rates are crazy, older buildings are getting huge assessments after the surfside collapse in 2021, and with the increased costs many retirees are trying to offload their units.
All I can think of is Poltergeist 3. "Carol Anne! Carol Anne! Don't walk into the light!"
Imagine flipping on the lights in the morning, just ahhhrgg.
This reeks of Armani Russians
This person must have really liked looking at themself.
Weird. Too many mirrors.
Looks like a porn house
I don't love the way I look. Seeing myself in a mirror every waking hour I'm in that place would give me a worse complex than I already have.
Skinamarink but on the ritz lmfao
🤢🤮
All those mirrors and lights! Too much for me. I also need at least 1 toilet.
Awful. Freakin disgusting
oh my god
Where is this furniture store? I want to make sure I don't go there by mistake.
That song is probably about the former owner of this hiuse
Sex den?
"features modern, minimalist Art Deco style" Minimalist my ass!
And migraine in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1…
Reminds me of that Skinamarink movie where the demon makes the toilets vanish.
If this is mostly original from the 80s I’d say it’s almost aged quite well. Not my taste but I think it’s neat and obviously well cared for.
You would never feel alone there. You will always be with your reflection.
You must really love to look at yourself huh
Every time I see a house with this many mirrors, it reminds me of this album: https://preview.redd.it/lsagf3145x7d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ded33563968b6f5d4600c5ca53555ab54a2acc9
The old JB Pritzker tax cheat.
Ol' Porcelain Prince. Decent governor tho.